{"id":21825,"date":"2023-09-23T23:47:47","date_gmt":"2023-09-23T20:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21825"},"modified":"2023-09-23T23:47:47","modified_gmt":"2023-09-23T20:47:47","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amuseai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21825","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amu\u0219eai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        \u0218i pentru c\u0103 am l\u0103murit cine la cine \u0219i c\u00e2t \u0219i cum&#8230;.<br \/>\n       O biat\u0103 mil\u0103 omeneasc\u0103 &#8211; nu s-ar spune \u0219i nu \u201ese cade\u201d la un tip care tr\u0103ie\u0219te \u0219i prosper\u0103 din nenum\u0103ratele <strong>am\u00e2nate<\/strong> achit\u0103ri -, de la cine nu trebuie la cine nu e necesar. Nu c-ar deborda Bobi\u021b\u0103 de lovele, nici c\u0103 n-ar fi \u201edemn\u201d de pomeni, \u00eens\u0103 oric\u00e2te p\u0103cate pe capul unui amanetar, izb\u0103virea nu poate veni de la unul \u00een aceea\u0219i m\u0103sur\u0103 lipsit de creier \u0219i recuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103. L\u0103s\u00e2nd peror\u0103rile pe tema ac\u021biunii \u0219i reac\u021biunii, dup\u0103 episodul introductiv ne-am intrat \u00een p\u00e2ine.  \u0218i \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. Muncind etap\u0103 cu etap\u0103. Dup\u0103 descinderea pe nou la Zoi\u021ba, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile petrecute la serviciu, lenevise un dram &#8211; doar \u00een mine &#8211; meseria. C-un pic de soare &#8211; iar \u00eemi revine \u00een minte inep\u021bia cu astrele \u0219i cu iluminarea slab\u0103 spre univers precum becurile noaptea &#8211; n\u0103zdr\u0103van \u0219i uz\u00e2nd de unealta demolatorului, c-un picior <strong>ancorat<\/strong> \u00een panta acoperi\u0219ului de pe spate, singur pe cas\u0103 &#8211; Cristi \u201eo tulise\u201d \u00een Obor dup\u0103 cinci lan\u021bi de lemn -, mi-am \u00eencordat mu\u0219chii, am deta\u0219at ultima dintre buc\u0103\u021bile prinse \u00een jocul vizual drept \u201ebulg\u0103re\u0219te\u201d dup\u0103 tata, ulterior p\u0103rerii c\u0103 \u201e\u0219ahul\u201d de dreptunghiuri se nume\u0219te \u201efartir\u201d de c\u00e2nd meseria tinichigerie, cu tesla, urm\u0103toarele foi cu cazmaua, doar p\u00e2n\u0103 la trei sferturi din suprafa\u021b\u0103 pe lungime. Unsprezece r\u00e2nduri de sus \u00een jos, cinci buc\u0103\u021bi din fiecare. Nu ca alt\u0103 dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu mi-a\u0219 fi pregetat s\u0103 \u201erad\u201d toat\u0103 tabla, indiferent de consecin\u021be. Ocazie cu care s\u0103 m\u0103 tot consider ghinionist, iar tata profet. Chiar Dumnezeu \u00een persoan\u0103. Era suficient s\u0103 declare oral ploaie c\u0103 se isca din senin, \u00een mai pu\u021bin de c\u00e2teva zeci de minute sau doar c\u00e2teva ore, o adev\u0103rat\u0103 tornad\u0103. M\u0103 <strong>am\u0103geam<\/strong> pe atunci c\u0103 pot reacoperi tot \u00een timp util. Ceea ce era \u00een mare parte adev\u0103rat. Mica m\u0103sur\u0103 \u00een care nu m\u0103 puteam \u021bine de cuv\u00e2nt, un col\u021b, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-ne s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m uneori zeci de minute, timp suficient s\u0103 fiu dojenit pe tonul specific, cu cristos de mam\u0103, <strong>anafor\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i \u201ecopilire\u201d pe c\u00e2t eram de mare. Preferam \u00een acele momente s\u0103 nu m\u0103 fi apucat niciodat\u0103 de tinichigerie, c\u0103in\u00e2ndu-mi \u00een minte anii de c\u00e2nd am fost nevoit s\u0103 \u00eemi rup oasele pentru un trai deloc decent, g\u0103sind \u00een amintirile din copil\u0103rie mai mult\u0103 satisfac\u021bie \u00een lucrul la <strong>andrele<\/strong>, gherghef \u0219i ingli\u021b\u0103, sub \u00eendrumarea coanei Nela. Bunica. <strong>Am\u0103r\u00e2re<\/strong> care trecea imediat dup\u0103 ploaie, dup\u0103 potopul lui C\u0103lin, dup\u0103 primele ciocane administrate cuielor \u0219i tablei. Nici pomeneal\u0103 de strop. De sus nu curgeau \u00eenspre sol \u0219i mai ales \u00eenspre cucurigul casei dec\u00e2t vr\u0103jma\u0219e raze, vipia \u00eentruchipat\u0103, ar\u0219i\u021ba a mai nenorocit\u0103. Nicio rug\u0103 spre cer ascultat\u0103, nicio dorin\u021b\u0103 de umbr\u0103 \u00eemplinit\u0103. <strong>Amulet\u0103<\/strong>, totem protectoare? Ba! N-ar fi func\u021bionat niciuna \u00een acele 3 zile de foc. Datul dat&#8230;. \u0218i totu\u0219i. \u00cen prima zi, dup\u0103 patru r\u00e2nduri f\u0103r\u0103 vreo patru buc\u0103\u021bi, s-a \u00eentunecat deodat\u0103 \u0219i a turnat ca pe vremea lui&#8230; tata. Sau Noe. E acela\u0219i lucru. Bobi\u021b\u0103 prezent, speriat c\u0103 \u00eei plou\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru. Pe bun\u0103 dreptate. O linie de jos \u00een sus, unde r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 dou\u0103zeci de centimetri de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 neacoperit\u0103 \u0219i \u00een zona celor patru table nemontate, de\u0219i peticisem rapid &#8211; p\u00e2n\u0103 s-a udat tricoul \u0219i jirloia din el un p\u00e2r\u00e2u -, tot au mai r\u0103mas spa\u021bii prin care pic\u0103turile enorme au intrat u\u0219or \u0219i erau gata s\u0103 p\u0103gubeasc\u0103 \u0219i mai r\u0103u de c\u00e2t f\u0103cuser\u0103 \u00een trecut intemperiile. Deasupra tavanului de rigips, care oricum era deja compromis pe alocuri, avea dou\u0103 celofane: unul direct peste el \u0219i unul suspendat la vreo trei metri mai sus. \u00cen rest, am \u201epeticit\u201d cu tingiri, ligheane \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 recipiente salvatoare, peste placa de ciment turnat\u0103 ca tavan al holului.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i pentru c\u0103 am l\u0103murit cine la cine \u0219i c\u00e2t \u0219i cum&#8230;. O biat\u0103 mil\u0103 omeneasc\u0103 &#8211; nu s-ar spune<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21825"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21826,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21825\/revisions\/21826"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}