{"id":21805,"date":"2023-09-19T12:27:21","date_gmt":"2023-09-19T09:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21805"},"modified":"2023-09-19T12:27:21","modified_gmt":"2023-09-19T09:27:21","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amprize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21805","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amprize"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Din o sut\u0103 de idei nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne niciuna.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd mergi cu <strong>anas\u00e2na<\/strong>, \u00ee\u021bi vine s\u0103-\u021bi iei lumea \u00een cap \u0219i-ai da la naiba \u0219i banii, \u0219i&#8230;. Care statut, stau s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentreb? C\u0103ci lui \u00eei dedicasem punctele. Cel de cl\u0103ca\u0219, de d\u00e2rv\u0103la\u0219, de nebun ivit s\u0103 strice \u00een cultur\u0103 ploicelele unor&#8230;? A\u0219i! Dup\u0103 primul impuls \u00eens\u0103&#8230;. Te deplasezi c\u0103tre locul de str\u00e2nsur\u0103 a (al&#8230; depinde de ce vizezi) obiectelor necesare, le destructurezi pozi\u021bia, le regrupezi pe buza scenei \u0219i a\u0219tep\u021bi. Zadarul se ive\u0219te, apuci \u00een minte tot soiul de scenarii, \u021bi se invoc\u0103, dup\u0103 serii lungi de minute, preumblarea pe cont propriu, ripostezi ca omul ce folose\u0219te perpedesul perpetuum, \u021bi se \u00eempline\u0219te sorocul \u0219i intri, \u00een fine, pe poarta ,,raiului\u201d institu\u021bional (m\u0103 ,,b\u00e2lb\u00e2isem\u201d ca \u0103l de la teve cu institu\u021bo, instuti\u021bo&#8230;). Ca s\u0103 fie clar (o fi?): toate ,,\u0219coalele\u201d se cred buricul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului, maximiz\u00e2ndu-\u0219i performan\u021bele \u0219i rezultatele. Dar&#8230;. \u00cen ciuda dorin\u021bei estompate la zero de a fi iar\u0103\u0219i p\u0103rta\u0219 la gratuitatea a \u00eenc\u0103 o sut\u0103 de argumente educa\u021bionale \u0219i avertiz\u0103ri oficiale mascate (at\u00e2t de disimulate \u00eenc\u00e2t nici nu pot fi luate \u00een seam\u0103; vrem, vegheaz\u0103, \u0219i noi am fost elevi&#8230;; chestiuni ce las\u0103 rece orice minte care la clasa a V-a a primit cafeaua sau\/\u0219i cola matinal\u0103, \u021big\u0103ruica electronic\u0103&#8230;), mi-am g\u0103sit rostul ,,divin\u201d de a m\u0103 afla la \u00eenc\u0103 un ,,15 septembrie\u201d \u00een rumoarea cu nivel decibelic mereu mai \u0219i mai crescut p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 nu te po\u021bi auzi om cu persoan\u0103. Acela de a dibui etnia fostului client de pe strada Plevnei. Totu\u0219i. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 recurg la rena\u021bionalizarea lui, s\u0103 marchez cum se <strong>amuzar\u0103<\/strong>, grupuri-grupuri copchii la receptarea numelor noilor boboci. Cu \u0103, haha, b\u0103, ce prost&#8230;. \u0218i-o dibuii. Rom\u00e2n, dom&#8217;le, sadea. Ea \u00eens\u0103, baragladin\u0103 de vi\u021b\u0103 ,,romanesc\u0103\u201d. El ,,p\u0103stor\u201d de cai \u0219i vaci. Acolo, sub tablele noastre \u00eenvechite pe-o parte, cu aparen\u021b\u0103 de noi pe verso. Ea totu\u0219i asistent\u0103. Dest\u0103inuitorul nimeni altul dec\u00e2t un D-cist din general\u0103, Iordache, admin de liceu la \u0218tefan cel&#8230;. <strong>Am\u00e2nat\u0103<\/strong> plecarea de diminea\u021b\u0103, cu noroc ,,revederea\u201d (pe care o sper la anul <strong>anulat\u0103<\/strong> definitiv). \u0218i asta pentru c\u0103 ,,Te-am v\u0103zut c\u0103 b\u0103teai tabl\u0103 p-aci prin apropiere.\u201d, chiar gre\u0219it\u0103 ca pozi\u021bionare, corectat\u0103 \u0219i fixat\u0103 la locul ,,refaptei\u201d, r\u0103m\u00e2ne atuul meseriei. Nu te po\u021bi ascunde, dar nici nu po\u021bi fi ignorat. Cum \u0219i urcarea pe scen\u0103 (ca artist am sperat mereu, indiferent cine presteaz\u0103 la ramp\u0103; de\u0219i mi s-a demonstrat c\u0103 la noi este tocmai contrariul; orice neavenit are dreptul s\u0103 o calce \u0219i s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103 statutul) nu e tocmai de ignorat (de rev\u0103zut paranteza). M-am \u00eentors, r\u0103t\u0103citor pe apele min\u021bilor de dinapoi, c-a\u0219a a fost s\u0103 fie. Cristi \u0219i leg\u0103turile lui, <strong>andocat<\/strong> la <strong>angoasa <\/strong>zilei de m\u00e2ine, furibund c\u0103ut\u00e2nd multe \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2ndu-i mai nimic, se prinse c\u0103 face un pustiu de bine la un altul, <strong>am\u00e2n\u00e2nd<\/strong> mana ,,me\u0219tericeasc\u0103\u201d dup\u0103 o dezancorare de la ugerul urban pentru unul rural, de&#8230;. Aici e pu\u021bin neclar, de ce Costieni, de ce Zoi\u021ba, c\u00e2nd \u00eentre ele nu se mai poate pune semn distinctiv &#8211; case, ogor, case -? Dar s\u0103 punem punctul pe Zoi\u021ba. Un F\u0103nic\u0103 f\u0103c\u0103tor de poman\u0103 unui Bobi\u021b\u0103 cumin\u021bit. Cic\u0103. Unul amanetist, cel\u0103lalt greu de pus \u00een rama vreunei faceri. Fost osp\u0103t\u0103rel. Via\u021ba-i <strong>am\u0103ruie<\/strong> i-a mai dat o \u0219ans\u0103. La prima revedere am \u00eencercat a <strong>ancheta<\/strong> de unde, cine, primind un r\u0103spuns derutant. P\u0103rea c\u0103 ajutatul d\u0103 ajutor. M-am l\u0103murit dup\u0103 \u00eentrevedere. Bobi\u021b\u0103 era doar un ,,intrus\u201d \u00een rela\u021bia client-meseria\u0219, lui urma s\u0103 i se dea la ,,cheie\u201d, f\u0103r\u0103 lum\u00e2nare, \u00eenvelitoarea de tabl\u0103, integral pl\u0103tit\u0103 de ,,dumnezeu\u201d. At\u00e2t de proprietar Bobi\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u0219tia de la cine o cump\u0103rase.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Din o sut\u0103 de idei nu r\u0103m\u00e2ne niciuna. C\u00e2nd mergi cu anas\u00e2na, \u00ee\u021bi vine s\u0103-\u021bi iei lumea \u00een cap \u0219i-ai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21805"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21806,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21805\/revisions\/21806"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}