{"id":21728,"date":"2023-09-03T22:57:59","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T19:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21728"},"modified":"2023-09-03T22:57:59","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T19:57:59","slug":"brigada-diverse-ady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21728","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; AD(Y)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>25 august 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n       Smart. Ora\u0219. P\u00e2n\u0103 la acel moment s\u0103 d\u0103m dovad\u0103 de \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Voi, fiindc\u0103 din partea mea nu va fi. Am suportat \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 nu suport ma\u0219ina mult prea matinal\u0103 de sp\u0103lat praful &#8211; de pe tobele autoturismelor -, am suportat \u0219i nu mai suport aeroplanele chitite doar duminica pe \u021b\u00e2n\u021b\u0103rime, am&#8230;. La 1 \u00een noapte huruit. Trece trenul, zic. E ora aceea c\u00e2nd ecartamentul se mut\u0103 auditiv l\u00e2ng\u0103 fiecare r\u00e2mnicean. Ba. Avion s\u0103 fie? A\u0219i! Descind cei 50 de centimetri de la nivelul solului casei, m\u0103 ridic \u00een dou\u0103 picioare &#8211; biped de soi &#8211; pe stinghia metalic\u0103 de mijloc a gardului, v\u0103d, zbier. Nu m\u0103 aude nimeni. Huruitul ma\u0219inii de tras dungi &#8211; pentru nimeni, c\u0103ci st\u00e2nga, dreapta sunt doar direc\u021bii pe h\u00e2rtia codului rutier &#8211; acoper\u0103 \u00een decibeli \u0219i instala\u021bia de sunet a lui Gabi la zilele ora\u0219ului. Noaptea ca noaptea, sfetnic bun pe naiba. O multitudine de raze solare de peste zi, lichidele colactice la 50+ grade pe acoperi\u0219 &#8211; cineva sus\u021bine 70, dar m\u0103 \u00eencumet s\u0103 trec la temperatura de fierbere, fiindc\u0103 am mai sc\u0103pat degetul prin oala cu fiertur\u0103 a pisicilor \u0219i este identic\u0103 senza\u021bia cu degetul alipit frac\u021biune de secund\u0103 de tabl\u0103 &#8211; au neadormit obositul din mine. Diminea\u021b\u0103, cu p\u0103ianjenii \u0219i pe retin\u0103, \u0219i pe sticla ochelarilor, am urcat, am cobor\u00e2t m\u0103gura primului tronson lalelelian, m-am l\u0103sat ghidat de proaspetele dungi albe. Unde se termin\u0103 \u0219i unde \u00eencepe&#8230;. Dou\u0103 dungi stoarse \u00een praful \u0219tefanian \u00eentre cele dou\u0103 \u0219an\u021buri astupate&#8230;. Stup&#8230;. Zelo\u0219i. Tembeli \u00eentr-un cuv\u00e2nt. \u0218i \u0103ia, \u0219i \u0103ilal\u021bi.<br \/>\n         Ceva cu Barbie, ceva cu film, ceva cu Tolontan, ceva cu politic\u0103. Nu pricep de unde ar r\u0103s\u0103ri interesul pentru a\u0219a ceva.<br \/>\n         Prostia se pl\u0103te\u0219te. La fel \u0219i gusturile induse (acum chiar sunt tolontanianul de mai devreme). Ghebos sau nu, untold-ul cost\u0103.<br \/>\n         Am p\u0103strat un pasaj dintr-un \u00eendemn lungit, prefa\u021bat de un pretext atins de inep\u021bie, bacalaureatul \u0219i cele alte conota\u021bii neao\u0219e c\u0103p\u0103tate. Propozi\u021bia, \u00een sine, este lipsit\u0103 de virgula de  rigoare: ,,Treze\u0219te-te copil naiv!\u201d. \u00cenc\u00e2t trimite pe apa s\u00e2mbetei toat\u0103 tevatura. Oricare s\u0103 fi fost.<br \/>\n          Subiectivism&#8230;. S\u0103 numim \u0219i a\u0219a. Din partea mea prime\u0219te \u00eens\u0103 calificativul neunitar. De c\u00e2nd lumea \u0219i p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului rom\u00e2nesc fiecare ora\u0219, jude\u021b \u0219i regiune istoric\u0103 a primit informa\u021bii dup\u0103 alte manuale, dup\u0103 alte precepte pedagogice, ceea ce a \u00eempiedicat majoritatea masei \u0219col\u0103re\u0219ti s\u0103 sus\u021bin\u0103 un examen f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi fost v\u0103duvit\u0103 de cererile de la nivelul urm\u0103tor. Dup\u0103 considerentul ,,Fiecare este liber s\u0103 aleag\u0103 ce \u0219i cum pred\u0103 la or\u0103. Numai s\u0103 se respecte curricula.\u201d.<br \/>\n          Bietul apostol matematician. Nimeni nu se g\u00e2nde\u0219te c\u0103 poate \u0219i-ar dori \u0219i altceva dec\u00e2t ,,L\u0103sa\u021bi copiii s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la el!\u201d. Cremarenco, hasdeiano-buzoianul.<br \/>\n          Vede\u021bi? Acesta este motivul pentru care nu mai stau la bloc. S\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc, fiindc\u0103 a\u0219a e legea, cu Partidu\u2019 de la 15 c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 cine \u0219tie ce lucrare la mine \u00een apartament, pe motivul binelui \u00eentregii sc\u0103ri \u0219i pentru c\u0103 a\u0219 lua 3000 de lei amend\u0103 interzic\u00e2ndu-i. Nu \u0219tiu ce era \u00een 2000 c\u00e2nd m-am mutat, dar \u0103sta mirosise de pe atunci cum \u00eei cresc puterile. \u00cemi ceruse buletinul s\u0103 m\u0103 treac\u0103 \u00een cartea de imobil. Cum sunt a\u0219a cum m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi, i-am servit un deget mijlociu pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 alte cuvinte deloc protocolare.<br \/>\n          S-a experimentat Balada me\u0219terului Manole. Dar \u00een zid de beton \u0219i nu \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, ci \u00een Australia. An\u0103, An\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25 august 2023 Smart. Ora\u0219. P\u00e2n\u0103 la acel moment s\u0103 d\u0103m dovad\u0103 de \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Voi, fiindc\u0103 din partea mea nu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21728"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21729,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21728\/revisions\/21729"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}