{"id":21677,"date":"2023-08-18T00:01:03","date_gmt":"2023-08-17T21:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21677"},"modified":"2023-08-18T00:01:03","modified_gmt":"2023-08-17T21:01:03","slug":"brigada-diverse-ali-oti-si-tu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21677","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (A)li, (O)ti (\u0219)i t(u)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16 august 2023   <\/strong><br \/>\n       Mai prind \u0219i eu posturi str\u0103ine, dar sunt al\u021bii care&#8230;. Care leag\u0103 dou\u0103 st\u0103ri de fapt f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103. De la o ,,banal\u0103\u201d participare la Neversea, jurnalistul a considerat c\u0103 poate trece urgent la lucruri ,,serioase\u201d. Lucrurile&#8230;, facultatea str\u0103inez\u0103 la care visase pu\u0219toaica \u00eenc\u0103 din vremea fetiei \u0219i pe care o ia \u00een \u0219ag\u0103. Cel pu\u021bin primul an, \u00een care \u0219i-a ales, zice, cam ce a vrut, generale &#8211; au!, cine n-a f\u0103cut m\u0103car o am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 de zdrean\u021b\u0103 de ,,academie\u201d, nu \u0219tie c\u0103 majoritatea procedeaz\u0103 la fel, c\u0103 nicio \u0219coal\u0103 nu \u00eencepe cu ,,integralele\u201d \u00eenainte de a \u0219ti adunarea cifrelor (p\u0103i cam a\u0219a e la noi: ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat \u00eenmul\u021birea, po\u021bi trece la calcule diferen\u021biale) -, din ce era, iar din anul doi \u00ee\u0219i va putea tria preferin\u021bele \u0219i ,,alege ni\u0219at\u201d specializarea. Apoi a trecut &#8211; de la informatica din \u021a\u0103rile de Jos &#8211; la economie. Cum cheltui mia dou\u0103 sute pe cazare &#8211; ieftin\u0103 ca braga de la facultate -, m\u00e2ncare, distrac\u021bie \u0219i nevoi casnice, cum sper\u0103 la nu mai mult de 1500 pe viitor, \u00eens\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie sigur\u0103. Toat\u0103 tevatura doar pentru a eviden\u021bia c\u0103 la medicina lui Carol Davila 15000 de lei n-ar ajunge pe lun\u0103 taxe \u0219i haleal\u0103.<br \/>\n       Acela\u0219i Neversea a b\u0103gat un t\u00e2n\u0103r \u00een boale. Boale adev\u0103rate: leucemii.<br \/>\n       Tocmai lipsa permanen\u021bei creeaz\u0103, zecistule, nebunia asta cu titularizarea \u0219i miile de grade care se dau \u0219i nu produc dasc\u0103lului nici pl\u0103cere, nici revirimente. Toceal\u0103 pentru examene, inspec\u021bii \u0219i dup\u0103, se \u00eentoarce la vechile metehne.<br \/>\n       Ast\u0103r\u0103staoe, Tuc\u0103 \u0219i inteligen\u021ba semi artificial\u0103. Oamenii sporov\u0103iesc, dar degeaba. Vorba cuiva pe care am repezit-o: nu e bine, domnule, s\u0103 fie to\u021bi de\u0219tep\u021bi!<br \/>\n       V\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi cum este s\u0103 intre din toat\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia unul singur la Sorbona. Se declar\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toare na\u021bional\u0103.<br \/>\n       Bre mamelor, nu mai este treaba voastr\u0103 pubertatea fiilor. L\u0103sa\u021bi-i pe alde tat-su s\u0103 se ocupe!<br \/>\n       P\u0103i \u0219i prea mult\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103, tot iradiere produce, mai lent, dar tot cam acelea\u0219i rezultate are. A\u0219a c\u0103 nu-l mai condamna\u021bi pe Blink. A! \u0218i un pic de englez\u0103 nu \u021bi-ar strica, Ambrus, s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi c\u0103 numele spune multe. \u0218i clipirea este tot un soi de orbire. De moment.<br \/>\n        Cine i-a dat voie s\u0103 se ca\u021b\u0103re pe zg\u00e2rie-nori, c\u0103ci \u0219tiu c\u0103-s lac\u0103tele c\u00e2t plosca pe intr\u0103rile \u0219i ie\u0219irile lor? Iar dac\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut praf din neglijen\u021b\u0103, s\u0103-i fie de&#8230;.<br \/>\n        N-o s\u0103-mi slobozesc vorbele de cuviin\u021b\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu dea idei altora cele dou\u0103 noi facult\u0103\u021bi \u00eenfiin\u021babile la Buz\u0103u. Mai ales \u00een timpurile astea, c\u00e2nd rom\u00e2nul ie\u0219it de pe b\u0103ncile liceului \u021bine mor\u021bi\u0219 s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 praf finan\u021bele \u0219i timpul prin str\u0103in\u0103tate.<br \/>\n        Lua\u021bi-le carnetele, m\u0103ri\u021bi v\u00e2rsta de ob\u021binere a permisului de conducere \u0219i ve\u021bi avea parte de mai pu\u021bine accidente. P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, aduna\u021bi-i de pe \u0219osele! Azi \u00een Timi\u0219oara, m\u00e2ine-n&#8230;!<br \/>\n        Se mai \u00eenfoaie unii c\u0103 la noi sistemul medical e praf, c\u0103 mor oamenii ba la poarta spitalului, ba la doi pa\u0219i de ea \u00een interior. Ia de-aci, neamule, pe nem\u021boaica moart\u0103 \u00een sala de a\u0219teptare, dup\u0103 ore bune \u0219i dup\u0103 ce fusese c\u0103rat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo \u00een c\u00e2rc\u0103 de so\u021b. De se mir\u0103 \u0219i F\u0103nel!<br \/>\n         \u0218i copiii \u00eencrezu\u021bi, \u0219i p\u0103rin\u021bii creduli. Ea, de 16 ani, plecat\u0103, cic\u0103, la un concurs \u0219colar, ei, de cel pu\u021bin \u00eenc\u0103 pe at\u00e2t, trezi\u021bi cu ea moart\u0103 dup\u0103 ce \u0219i consumase droguri, \u0219i se pusese la \u00eencercare cu mandravela unui moldovena\u0219 la el acas\u0103. \u0218i ai lui tot din aceea\u0219i pl\u0103mad\u0103 de&#8230;.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 vin\u0103 la R\u00e2mnic. S\u0103 socializeze la Centrul cultural \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 cu o pung\u0103 de semin\u021be \u0219i n-o s\u0103 mai vaite ,,online\u201d c\u0103 este epidemie de singur\u0103tate. A\u0219a p\u0103\u021besc in\u0219ii f\u0103r\u0103 chemare. Sau m\u0103rit\u0103-te, fat\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16 august 2023 Mai prind \u0219i eu posturi str\u0103ine, dar sunt al\u021bii care&#8230;. Care leag\u0103 dou\u0103 st\u0103ri de fapt f\u0103r\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21677"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21678,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21677\/revisions\/21678"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}