{"id":21621,"date":"2023-08-10T23:28:34","date_gmt":"2023-08-10T20:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21621"},"modified":"2023-08-10T23:28:34","modified_gmt":"2023-08-10T20:28:34","slug":"brigada-diverse-olimpiu-du-acolo-mica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21621","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Olimpi(u), d(u) (a)colo (m)ic\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>4, 7 august 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n       Doar ca s\u0103 nu uit ideea prelu\u0103rii \u0219tirii&#8230;. Profesorii \u00eenchipui\u021bi r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een \u0219coli, lor li se datoreaz\u0103 toleran\u021ba excesiv\u0103. Ceilal\u021bi, \u0219i mai \u00eenchipui\u021bi, se \u00eentrec care mai de care s\u0103 ias\u0103 glorio\u0219i din sistem, l\u0103ud\u00e2ndu-se cu un biet 10 la titularizare.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n        Urm\u0103toarele se vor \u00eencadra la mot cu mot din schi\u021bele de pe telefon&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Vineri 28 iulie &#8211; fr\u00e2n\u0103 brusc\u0103 la tata, pe trecerea de pietoni, femeie&#8230;. La rond la Vlahu\u021b\u0103 o alta, cu gura p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi (se auzea tocmai de la Bcr), apostrof\u00e2nd un biet trotinetist. C\u0103 de, s-a emancipat, are, \u0219i-o bag\u0103, \u0219i-o scoate, ca b\u0103rba\u021bii. Aci \u0219i rum\u00e2nii sunt vinova\u021bi, zilnic cu ea-n gur\u0103, femeia deh&#8230;.<br \/>\n        \u00cen lamentarea lui cotidian\u0103, rom\u00e2nul vrea s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 \u00een condi\u021biile cele mai bune. S\u0103 plou\u0103, s\u0103 fie soare, s\u0103 ning\u0103, s\u0103 fie umbr\u0103 zi \u0219i noapte, la orice or\u0103.<br \/>\n        \u00cen era industrializ\u0103rii omul m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 industrial. \u00cen cea agrar\u0103 omul m\u00e2nca natural.<br \/>\n      Tricou, colan\u021bi, pantaloni func\u021bionali de v\u00e2nzare la Lidl. Antonimul este artizanali?<br \/>\n        Numai un afon se poate angaja mecanic de locomotiv\u0103. Numai el poate s\u0103 suporte claxonul  de pe ruta Tfc Buz\u0103u-Neptun \u0219i retur. Eu nu.<br \/>\n        C\u0103 na\u021bia \u021big\u0103neasc\u0103 nu are suficiente cuvinte \u00een vorbire, o \u0219tim, o dau pe rom\u00e2ne\u0219te. Ca s\u0103 proba\u021bi, \u00eentreba\u021bi-i cum se zice la ei ,,mesaje scrise&#8221;.<br \/>\n        Te ui\u021bi \u0219i la b\u0103rba\u021bii poza\u021bi h\u0103t, la \u00eenceput de secol, prive\u0219ti \u0219i la cucoana din medalionul facebook, postacea lor, cite\u0219ti \u0219i antetul \u0219i&#8230;. Nici ei nu erau grozavi la slipi \u0219i pantaloni scur\u021bi de baie, nici cu must\u0103\u021bile alea ascu\u021bite la un lat de palm\u0103 fa\u021b\u0103 de nas nu erau interesante \u0219i nici cucoana nu e vreo prin\u021bes\u0103 la \u0219aizeci &#8211; dup\u0103 alur\u0103 -, \u0219i nici chemarea la vechea masculinitate nu prezint\u0103 interes \u0219i nici sens. \u0218i dac\u0103 arat\u0103 caraghio\u0219i, este vina tot a lor, a muierilor de le croir\u0103.<br \/>\n         Mare ho\u021b au prins \u0219i v\u00e2lcelenii no\u0219tri. O pu\u0219toaic\u0103 de 7 ani. Au rezolvat planul la infrac\u021bionalitate astfel pe \u00eenc\u0103 at\u00e2\u021bia \u00eenainte.<br \/>\n         Nu e mirare c\u0103 nici m\u0103car nou nu este, de dat la cheie, podul some\u0219ean. Mai bine c\u0103 s-a pr\u0103bu\u0219it acum, dec\u00e2t dup\u0103 inaugurare.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 exager\u0103m, dar ponderat. C\u00e2nd vine vorba despre cum merge societatea, s\u0103 nu \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 ducem ideile \u00eenspre zone imposibil de atins. S\u0103 nu \u00eenvinov\u0103\u021bim pe unii, precum Firea \u0219i so\u021bu-i. Dac\u0103 azi func\u021bioneaz\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i mapamondul totu\u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 sincope, s\u0103 le mul\u021bumi\u021bi acestor in\u0219i cu apuc\u0103turi cleptomanice c\u0103 v-au \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat s\u0103&#8230; tr\u0103i\u021bi. Extraordinar de bine. De pe urma nesim\u021bului \u0219i furtului.<br \/>\n          Bun. Mare c\u00e2nt\u0103rea\u021b\u0103. \u0218i? Dac\u0103 nu reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 te echilibrezi mental, cr\u0103pi ca Amy Winehouse sau Witney Houston&#8230;..<br \/>\n          Tot un ochi de mam\u0103 face dintr-un instantaneu, precum cel al Beatles-ilor pe trecerea de pietoni, unul memorabil. Chit c\u0103 e doar un sfat \u0219i o retu\u0219are \u00eenainte, pe trotuar.<br \/>\n          Ap\u0103i \u0219i \u021ba\u021ba Rada cro\u0219eteaz\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 la o strai\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nu are nicio preten\u021bie. A\u0219a c\u0103, domnule profesor, nu v\u0103 mai recompensa\u021bi elevii dup\u0103 orice e\u0219ec ori victorie. Vi se pare normal ca pentru o banal\u0103 saco\u0219\u0103, g\u0103tat\u0103 dup\u0103 o lun\u0103 de zile, fie \u0219i din materiale reciclabile, s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 o cup\u0103, nu din partea organizatorilor olimpiadei, ci a profesorului coordonator?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4, 7 august 2023 Doar ca s\u0103 nu uit ideea prelu\u0103rii \u0219tirii&#8230;. Profesorii \u00eenchipui\u021bi r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een \u0219coli, lor li se<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21622,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21621\/revisions\/21622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}