{"id":21600,"date":"2023-08-08T22:20:01","date_gmt":"2023-08-08T19:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21600"},"modified":"2023-08-08T22:20:01","modified_gmt":"2023-08-08T19:20:01","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amniota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21600","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amniot\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>          Sucit\u0103 vreme. Sucit\u0103&#8230;. Sucit\u0103 prognoza meteo. Acu c\u0103 plou\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 inclusiv la zece, acu c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la 12, apoi la 14 \u0219i mai nou &#8211; la ora 13:03 &#8211; c\u0103 \u0219i la 16 o s\u0103 toarne cu g\u0103leata. Sucit\u0103 zi opt august.<br \/>\n         <strong>Amor\u021bii<\/strong> de-at\u00e2ta scris la F\u0103r\u0103delege. Azi. Da\u2019 unde s\u0103 te duci pe o ploaie ,,nea\u0219teptat\u0103\u201d ca asta? Dorin\u021b\u0103 fuse. Ploaie, neploaie, tre\u2019 s\u0103 termini. Bine, pe asta de azi, ce va fi m\u00e2ine, nici n-am \u00eenceput-o.<br \/>\n         Cu nen-tu sifonarul \u00eenc\u0103 nu am g\u0103tat. Abia dac\u0103 am apucat s\u0103 explic c\u0103 nici dolia, nici luminatorul nu se puteau \u00eencropi f\u0103r\u0103 prima bucat\u0103 de tabl\u0103, un ,,<strong>am\u0103nunt<\/strong>\u201d aparent neimportant. Desigur, \u00eent\u00e2i dregi&#8230; sc\u00e2nduri, fixezi \u0219or\u021burile pe cele dou\u0103 laturi deja descoperite \u0219i apoi \u00eencepi s\u0103 a\u0219terni tabla primordial\u0103. La perete, sub lemn\u0103ria marchizei, ie\u0219ind jum\u0103tate la lumin\u0103. \u00centreag\u0103 sau \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u021bit\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 ajung\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 unde \u0219or\u021bul de pe \u00eent\u00e2ia sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 a acoperi\u0219ului de la marchiz\u0103 se intersecteaz\u0103 cu ea, o dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te \u0219i reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 faci din cap\u0103tul liber \u0219i accesibil un fal\u021b orizontal \u00een care se va prinde cel al doliei. De acolo \u00een sus, finalizarea r\u00e2ndului \u0219i calibrarea fa\u021b\u0103 de r\u00e2ndul de la luminator. M\u0103sur\u0103tori f\u0103cute restului, pornirea anacronic\u0103 de la dreapta spre st\u00e2nga, dar numai p\u00e2n\u0103 la&#8230; cucuvea (mi-e mai familiar\u0103). Opera\u021biuni preg\u0103titoare identice ca la dolie. \u00cenvelirea ei pe ambele fe\u021be. Ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eentre, trebuie s\u0103 aib\u0103 aproximativ acelea\u0219i dimensiuni cu r\u00e2ndurile celelalte. Pe partea din st\u00e2nga a marchizei spa\u021biul este mai generos, te po\u021bi mi\u0219ca \u00een voie, dar tot nu ai sc\u0103pat de dificult\u0103\u021bi. Linia cea mai \u00eenalt\u0103 a crestei coboar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cea a ,,acaretului\u201d lipit ulterior corpului de cas\u0103. Te <strong>am\u0103geai<\/strong> \u00een zadar c\u0103 e mai u\u0219or. Era un pic mai jos h\u0103ul c\u0103scat, de la cinci metri se reducea la trei metri \u0219i jum\u0103tate&#8230;. Dolii acolo, \u00eenc\u0103 una pe spate, imposibil de g\u00e2ndit de un profesionist. De descris \u00eentr-un cuv\u00e2nt: prost. Aproape f\u0103r\u0103 ,,c\u0103dere\u201d&#8230;. Dar au ie\u0219it toate ca la carte. La pachet cu tabla au fost \u0219i jgheaburile, \u0219i burlanele. \u0218i dac\u0103 ve\u021bi avea curiozitatea s\u0103 trece\u021bi pe G\u0103vanului vreodat\u0103, le ve\u021bi putea admira \u00een toat\u0103 splendoarea lor.<br \/>\n         Fiindc\u0103 am povestit \u0219i despre a doua dintre lucr\u0103ri, se cade s\u0103 spun vreo dou\u0103 vorbe \u0219i-n dreptul primei. Probabil de-o prob\u0103 fusesem angaja\u021bi. Auzi multe, lumea ridic\u0103 \u0219i coboar\u0103 din sl\u0103vi pe oricine, dar nu dai credit nim\u0103nui. Un pic de suspiciune tot exist\u0103. Una e s\u0103 mai vii la atelierul de pe strada Amurgului, unde am locuit de la trei ani, cu o \u0219aib\u0103, cu o \u021bevu\u0219c\u0103 sau cu un robinet la reparat pentru sifon\u0103rie \u0219i alta este s\u0103 fii sigur c\u0103 \u0219i la tabl\u0103 e\u0219ti meseria\u0219. Am mai \u00een\u0219irat tipurile de lucr\u0103ri \u0219i nu m-am sfiit s\u0103 recunosc, \u00een numele tuturor alor mei, c\u0103 nu la toate ne pricepeam. <strong>Anafur\u0103<\/strong> am scuipat printre din\u021bi de mii de ori c\u00e2nd nu ne ie\u0219ea cum am fi dorit \u0219i noi, \u0219i mai ales clientul, arunc\u00e2nd <strong>anatema<\/strong> pe lipsurile personale. \u00cens\u0103 tot nu renun\u021bam. C\u0103 a fost carcas\u0103 de Dacie cu dou\u0103 locuri, c\u0103 balcon, broasc\u0103 de u\u0219\u0103, ma\u0219in\u0103 de sp\u0103lat, gard, grilaje, foarfeci \u0219i cu\u021bite, rezervoare \u0219i radiatoare de ma\u0219ini, boilere \u0219i frigidere, oale \u0219i cazane de \u021buic\u0103, butoaie \u0219i cazane de rufe, aragaze \u0219i pompe de stropit via, troi\u021be \u0219i acoperi\u0219uri, ziduri \u0219i hale industriale, hambare \u0219i aerisiri, tubulaturi \u0219i hornuri, ziduri \u0219i centuri de beton, betoane de pardoseal\u0103 \u0219i wc-uri, magazii \u0219i cote\u021be, instala\u021bii electrice \u0219i chei, funda\u021bii \u0219i canaliz\u0103ri, aticuri pentru corni\u0219ele blocurilor, vopsitorii \u0219i repara\u021bii de aparate electrice, demol\u0103ri \u0219i suduri speciale, inov\u0103ri \u0219i inven\u021bii, nu ne-am pregetat nici efortul maxim, nici timpul f\u0103r\u0103 limit\u0103, nici mintea la g\u0103sit solu\u021bii. Nici degetele belite, t\u0103iate, picioarele h\u0103rt\u0103nite, sf\u00e2rtecate, pielea ars\u0103 \u0219i ochii \u00eempu\u0219ca\u021bi de brocuri \u0219i flam\u0103. Fie a arcului electric, fie a soarelui&#8230;. Prin urmare, ,,nea Sandule\u201d \u0219i b\u0103ie\u021bii s-au deplasat la casa luat\u0103 \u00een ,,plasament\u201d nu de mult\u0103 vreme \u0219i i-au risipit prima dintre multele griji pe care le are oricine cump\u0103r\u0103 un imobil vechi \u0219i anexele sale. Astfel <strong>anihila<\/strong> infiltr\u0103rile de la baza cl\u0103dirii \u0219i din\u0103untrul ei. S-a executat tot ,,mise-en-place\u201d-ul din meniul tinichigeresc. Trei p\u0103r\u021bi de acoperi\u0219 cu tabl\u0103, uluce \u0219i burlane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sucit\u0103 vreme. Sucit\u0103&#8230;. Sucit\u0103 prognoza meteo. 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