{"id":21590,"date":"2023-08-06T22:33:36","date_gmt":"2023-08-06T19:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21590"},"modified":"2023-08-06T22:33:36","modified_gmt":"2023-08-06T19:33:36","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amniote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21590","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amniote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Sc\u0103p\u0103rai <strong>amnarul<\/strong> \u0219i-n <strong>amoniul<\/strong> cerebral g\u0103sii c\u0103 cinci au gust, iar ceilal\u021bi, p\u00e2n\u0103 la 12 negri mititei \u0219i afurisi\u021bi, comasabili cu alte personaje de poveste (cultura a fost \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne o lectur\u0103 facultativ\u0103), sunt fazi, lipsi\u021bi de orice urm\u0103 de umanitate. Ma\u0219ini\u0219ti, ,,domni\u021be\u201d de cearceaf, <strong>amoreze<\/strong> de doi lei \u0219i cincizeci de bani &#8211; pentru o doz\u0103 ieftin\u0103 de suc &#8211; (se poart\u0103 pielea Bovary de canapea auto), viitorul na\u021biunii umane. C\u0103ci suntem o na\u021bie to\u021bi p\u0103m\u00e2ntenii.<br \/>\n        <strong>Amorsai<\/strong>, deci, capsa, <strong>amperii<\/strong> se-nmul\u021bir\u0103, sc\u0103pai de <strong>am\u0103reli<\/strong> &#8211; \u0219i de o serie de cuvinte de pomin\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i-mi rec\u0103p\u0103tai apa la moar\u0103.<br \/>\n        <strong>Anarhia<\/strong> a plutit mereu \u00een aerul tare al tinichigeriei &#8211; t\u0103rie de atmosfer\u0103 la mai mult de patru metri de la sol, t\u0103rie \u00een atmosfera de lucru ce implic\u0103 sfar de letcon \u00eencins, fum de \u021bipirig, abur de ap\u0103 tare, p\u0103l\u0103laie de lemn \u0219i gaz metan -, care mai de care mai pus pe puci. Care mai de care mai primul la luat decizii. Cu c\u00e2t mai sus cei de sus, cu at\u00e2t mai jos cei care \u00een lini\u0219tea echilibrului terran se puteau f\u0103li cu ferirea de soare \u0219i pauzele dese. De aici antagonismul. Nu al meseriei, ci al pozi\u021bion\u0103rii. De ce ,,josnicii\u201d nu-s mai sprin\u021bari, de ce reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 cu \u00eent\u00e2rziere sau pur \u0219i simplu nu reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 deloc la strig\u0103tele ,,disperate\u201d ale me\u0219terilor ,,Manole\u201d. Cu aste g\u00e2nduri se <strong>am\u0103r\u0103sc<\/strong> cl\u0103ca\u0219ii de la \u00een\u0103l\u021bime. Nicio \u021b\u00e2\u021bi\u0219oar\u0103, nicio sub\u021bioar\u0103, niciun mijlocel constr\u00e2nse, ci buzi\u0219oare arse de c\u0103ldur\u0103, picioru\u021be (din gama ultimei speran\u021be de supravie\u021buire a actorului \u0218erban Ionescu) \u0219i m\u00e2nu\u021be prinse-n hora dr\u0103ceasc\u0103 a b\u0103tutului de tabl\u0103, ostenite, \u00eencordate \u0219i neostoibile p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul ciocan azv\u00e2rlit s\u0103 striveasc\u0103 parte de parte p\u00e2n\u0103 la scontata lipire.<br \/>\n        Dolii. Facerea lor \u0219i urcu\u0219ul incomod al sulurilor pe acoperi\u0219. Cum \u0219i fo\u0219tii proprietari se-ncumetaser\u0103 la a ad\u0103uga ca s\u0103-\u0219i ofere mai mult spa\u021biu de locuit, dar \u0219i de-mb\u0103iat \u0219i buc\u0103t\u0103rit, nea sifonarul fost cadru militar la Bobocu, \u0219i-a adus obolul ,,desf\u0103t\u0103rii\u201d locative. \u0218i v\u0103 descrisesem cam ce le putuse me\u0219terilor s\u0103i capul. R\u0103m\u00e2nem la corpul \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i doi de cas\u0103. La marchiz\u0103 dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi de \u00eentret\u0103ieri concave. Mai scurte, dar incomode \u00een raport cu diversitatea desenului tridimensional. Descriptibil&#8230;. Marchiza \u00eenfipt\u0103 \u00een planul pantei de pe fa\u021b\u0103, ie\u0219it\u0103 \u00een afara planului zidurilor trei metri \u0219i ridicat\u0103 de la strea\u0219in\u0103 cu patruzeci de centimetri. C\u00e2t s\u0103 nu te \u00eencadrezi la o linie fr\u00e2nt\u0103 a \u0219or\u021burilor continu\u0103 pe orizontal\u0103. Ce implic\u0103. P\u0103i nicidecum o \u00eenvelire lipsit\u0103 de sincope. Adic\u0103 de <strong>aplicat<\/strong> dolia &#8211; dup\u0103 ce se cur\u0103\u021b\u0103 acoperi\u0219ul de tabla veche, de copcile r\u0103mase \u00een cuie \u0219i de cuie, dup\u0103 o serie de reprinderi zdravene ale sc\u00e2ndurilor existente \u0219i ale celor schimbate &#8211; pe teren curat, cu copci t\u0103iate, \u0219i de montat restul tablei de la st\u00e2nga la dreapta, cu toat\u0103 protipendada de accesorii \u00een ordine fireasc\u0103. Ci cu diverse opreli\u0219ti \u0219i cu un alt plan de montaj. Unde mai pui la socoteal\u0103 c\u0103 taman \u00een spa\u021biul dintre dolie \u0219i col\u021bul de la strad\u0103 al casei ai un luminator. \u0218i de care&#8230;. Din cel rotund, antic \u0219i de demult, ros de ploi la inghinale \u0219i imposibil de acoperit cu tabla de zero patru cump\u0103rat\u0103 de proprietar (la achizi\u021bionat a fost \u0219i ,,m\u00e2na\u201d lui tata, preferin\u021bele sale nu totdeauna acoperite \u00een calitate, ci \u00een afinit\u0103\u021bile momentane; ba C\u00e2mpeanu, ba nea Soare, ba nea S\u00eerbu, ba nea Cristea ori 9 Teiul). Transformat f\u0103r\u0103 drept de replic\u0103 de mine \u00eentr-unul triunghiular. \u0218i-acolo cu dou\u0103 dolii. ,,Fin <strong>analist<\/strong>\u201d al psihologiei omului de r\u00e2nd, cu dou\u0103 ciocane aplicate l\u0103n\u021bi\u0219orilor, cu zece minute de gur\u0103 spart\u0103 argumentativ\u0103, cu m\u00e2inile ridicate a m\u00e2nie \u0219i nefacere dup\u0103 vrerea lui tata, am dat la pace \u0219i ne-am dus la final planul. Acolo ni\u0219te floricele de convins c\u0103 estetica nu sufer\u0103, ba chiar prinde alte forme mai pl\u0103cute la vedere, un spa\u021biu de iluminare natural\u0103 mai mare \u0219i mai facil eventualei ie\u0219iri din pod pe acoperi\u0219, au sus\u021binut cauza favorabil. \u0218i rezultatul se vede. Nu-i mai surprinz\u0103tor fa\u021b\u0103 de alte me\u0219tereli la alte case, dar se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 \u00een excedentele de arhitectur\u0103 din acele vremuri de acum mai bine de 13-15 ani. Era \u0103la mic, nepotul lui, de\u0219i mare, o g\u00e2g\u00e2lice de gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sc\u0103p\u0103rai amnarul \u0219i-n amoniul cerebral g\u0103sii c\u0103 cinci au gust, iar ceilal\u021bi, p\u00e2n\u0103 la 12 negri mititei \u0219i afurisi\u021bi, comasabili<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21590"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21590"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21591,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21590\/revisions\/21591"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}