{"id":21542,"date":"2023-07-27T22:33:28","date_gmt":"2023-07-27T19:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21542"},"modified":"2023-07-29T23:04:55","modified_gmt":"2023-07-29T20:04:55","slug":"brigada-diverse-joi-sire-zace-cory-lenti-titi-lei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21542","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (J)oi, S(i)re, z(a)ce Cor(y). (L)en\u021bi, (T)iti &#8211; (l)ei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22, 29 iulie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n        \u0218i omul are dreptate, dincolo de&#8230;. Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 o avea? Pot \u0219ti numai jurnali\u0219tii bolnavi de conexiuni eclectice. Nenicu\u021bul, \u0219ef am\u0103r\u0103\u0219tean la eviden\u021ba popula\u021biei de pe coastele m\u0103rii, a conchis ce p\u00e2n\u0103 mai alalt\u0103ieri &#8211; ieri \u00eencepuser\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 c\u0103p\u0219oarele preschimbate peste gardul indecen\u021bei &#8211; pentru omenirea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103rea c\u00e2t o execu\u021bie \u00een fa\u021ba plutonului de pu\u0219ca\u0219i. Un drept pertinent de a socoti pref\u0103cu\u021bii, preschimba\u021bii \u00een femei bulangii. \u0218i nu departe s-a ajuns, ci la cap\u0103tul putin\u021bei umane \u0219i capacit\u0103\u021bii de a-\u0219i altera min\u021bile. S\u0103 la\u0219i un b\u0103rbat, chiar cu alea anulate, s\u0103 participe cot la cot cu femeile la un concurs de miss, este nedrept \u0219i frustrant. \u0218i jignitor.<br \/>\n        Domnul profesor are dreptate p\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct, c\u0103 notele mari sunt cel pu\u021bin cu dou\u0103 cifre mai mici, c\u0103 trebuie f\u0103cut\u0103 o examinare etapizat\u0103. Dup\u0103, orice ierarhizare cade. C\u0103ci \u0219i la testele u\u0219oare tot 9 prime\u0219te pentru un singur subpunct nerezolvat \u0219i tot 9 se trece pe lucrare.<br \/>\n        Bravos lui Agarici. Ce nu \u0219tiam \u0219i era totu\u0219i previzibil pentru un a\u0219a parcurs. N\u0103scut elve\u021bian, naturalizat moldovean, cultivat ardelene\u0219te. Dobrogean \u00een cele din urm\u0103. Aviator \u00een r\u0103zbel, nebune\u0219te plecat \u00een misiune de capul dumisale, salv\u00e2nd un rusnac, vizitat dup\u0103 ani de acesta \u00een calitate de general. Medaliat, degradat, repus \u00een grad. Traduc\u0103tor \u0219i autor de c\u0103r\u021bi tehnice. \u0218i-un pic poet. \u00cens\u0103, dup\u0103 ziaristul cu subiectul, de poezie autobiografic\u0103. A\u0219 da s\u0103-l \u00eentreb: ce e aia?<br \/>\n         S-a umplut \u021bara de examina\u021bi. De elevi. Dar \u0219i de candida\u021bi pentru un loc vremelnic de profesor. Iar unii&#8230;. C\u0103 tot un jurnalist e t\u00e2mp, ori intervievatul prim e tolomac sau mi\u0219tocar, s\u0103 se \u0219tie c\u0103 litere sunt toate, iar cel ce le scrie sau le cite\u0219te n-o s\u0103 uzeze mai niciodat\u0103 de ele ca entit\u0103\u021bi de sine st\u0103t\u0103toare, ci doar grupate silabic \u0219i \u00een sensul unui limbaj fluent \u0219i inteligibil, prepuse c\u00e2t s\u0103 formeze un cuv\u00e2nt. Fiindc\u0103 doar s\u0103 n-ai mai nimic \u00een cap ca s\u0103 declari c\u0103 ,,am venit s\u0103 scriu doar c\u00e2teva litere\u201d, altfel, oricare pariu serios n-ar fi lansat o astfel de ,,gol\u0103nie\u201d sfid\u0103toare, av\u00e2nd ca dovad\u0103 probabil c\u00e2te o liter\u0103 pe ici \u0219i colo \u00een pagin\u0103. \u0218i nu la nivelul acesta, unde riscul echivaleaz\u0103 cu excluderea din \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt. C\u00e2t despre o alt\u0103 ,,informatoare\u201d de materie \u0219colar\u0103, e notorie \u00eent\u00e2rzierea. Sup\u0103rat\u0103 foc c\u0103 i s-a tr\u00e2ntit u\u0219a de la intrarea \u00een cl\u0103direa de examen. Cam a\u0219a ar trebui \u0219i noi s\u0103 proced\u0103m la serviciu, c\u00e2nd s-a f\u0103cut ora de \u00eencepere a evenimentului, spectatorul din sal\u0103 s\u0103 nu ias\u0103, iar celui ce n-a intrat \u00eenc\u0103, s\u0103 nu i se permit\u0103 accesul.<br \/>\n         \u00cen pres\u0103 s-a vorbit de accidentul de la noi de pe strad\u0103, numai poli\u021bia n-a auzit de el. Pentru c\u0103 nici n-a venit. \u0218i nici nu va mai veni vreodat\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Inten\u021bionat&#8230;. Corigen\u021ba nu e chiar o bagatel\u0103. Nici de declarat, nici de ameliorat. ,,\u00cent\u00e2mpl\u00e2ndu-se\u201d unui singur elev, ai zice c\u0103 ori e prost f\u0103cut gr\u0103mad\u0103 \u0219i oricare ar fi fost bun\u0103voin\u021ba profesoarei, nu s-a putut da not\u0103 de trecere, ori s-a n\u0103scut \u00een institutoare o dorin\u021b\u0103 de a-i face de petrecanie loazei. Cazul nostru este multiplu. Duzina de proasp\u0103t buletiniza\u021bi a fost trimis\u0103 la&#8230; reeducare pentru toamn\u0103. Iar profesoara acas\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu unde st\u0103 adev\u0103rul de dincolo de cifre la Azuga, \u00eens\u0103 tot \u00eenclin balan\u021ba spre profa de matematic\u0103. Oric\u00e2t de pornit\u0103, a avut un motiv \u00eentemeiat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22, 29 iulie 2023 \u0218i omul are dreptate, dincolo de&#8230;. Ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 o avea? 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