{"id":21530,"date":"2023-07-25T22:22:56","date_gmt":"2023-07-25T19:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21530"},"modified":"2023-07-25T22:22:56","modified_gmt":"2023-07-25T19:22:56","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amarara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21530","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amarar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Cine are curte, se vede nevoit s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o solu\u021bie pentru nevoile sale. G\u00e2ndite pu\u021bin \u00eenainte de a se muta de la bloc \u0219i ivite ulterior pasului hot\u0103r\u00e2t de a sta mai aproape de p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<br \/>\n        Nea&#8230; cu sifoanele, c\u0103 i-am uitat numele, nu era din na\u0219tere locuitor de bloc, ,,<strong>amarase<\/strong>\u201d la structura lui ca ori\u0219icare \u021b\u0103ran, dornic s\u0103 dea n\u0103dragii petici\u021bi, capra \u0219i vaca, \u0219an\u021bul \u0219i piatra de pe \u0219u\u0219a, m\u0103m\u0103liga \u0219i laptele de la toate mesele pe pantalonul de stof\u0103, carnea de porc din galantar, rigola \u0219i asfaltul urban (vai de mama lui de ora\u0219!), p\u00e2inea, iaurtul la borc\u0103nel ra\u021bionat \u0219i untul de la Big. \u00cen fine, mai t\u00e2rziu a descoperit c\u0103 strugurele nu se stor\u0219e\u0219te cu picioarele, c\u0103 vinul ,,domnesc\u201d se serve\u0219te \u00een ap\u0103 cu bule, c\u0103 ,,<strong>ampulei<\/strong>\u201d \u00een care se toarn\u0103 i se spune pahar, c\u0103 are picior \u0219i este de sticl\u0103, nu lut ars \u0219i sm\u0103l\u021buit. A aflat destule, \u0219i le-a \u00eensu\u0219it \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care le-a perceput \u0219i a trecut la ac\u021biune. O fi, n-o fi adev\u0103rat \u00een cazul de fa\u021b\u0103, cam asta este povestea \u021b\u0103ranului rom\u00e2n de dup\u0103 r\u0103zboi, cam astea erau ,,bagajele\u201d cu care pleca la drum dincolo de hotarele satului. S\u0103 nu mire pe nimeni c\u0103 se mai g\u0103sesc specimene uitate de vreme \u00een decorul rustic, deloc idilic.<br \/>\n        Cum descoperi c\u0103 de acolo se trag ob\u00e2r\u0219iile? Din lipsa de \u00eendem\u00e2nare, din lipsa \u0219tiin\u021bei \u0219i mai ales din \u00eencurcatele c\u0103i ale no\u021biunilor, nici m\u0103car aproximate, ci cu totul eronate. Au reu\u0219it, ca mai to\u021bi ai vremurilor dezr\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103rii \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la revolu\u021bie, s\u0103 execute nu mai mult de zece opera\u021biuni, indiferent de locul ales ca serviciu, \u0219i cu ele au r\u0103mas. \u0218i acelea sub nivelul acceptabil al unui cinci de trecere (discurs profesoral inerent elevilor&#8230; m\u0103 feresc s\u0103 le mai spun pro\u0219ti; mai cur\u00e2nd cu creierii defec\u021bi \u0219i genele precare).<br \/>\n         Lipsuri \u0219i la mine. I-o fi prenumele Ion, o fi altul&#8230;. Omul acela\u0219i. Cu un soi de rigoare cazon\u0103, c\u00e2nd ne \u00eenc\u0103rca sifoanele, repezit \u0219i \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat prin curtea proprie. C\u00e2t s\u0103 fim <strong>amuza\u021bi<\/strong> de preumbl\u0103rile lui lamentate. C\u0103-n rest ne-am c\u0103utat de treab\u0103. Chestia aceea din spate, de-o buc\u0103t\u0103rie separat\u0103 de grosul casei, ca s\u0103 nu se \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie ,,izurile\u201d ,,buraclalelor\u201d p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ,,vagonetul\u201d cameral, a fost un ,,semipreparat\u201d, un mic dejun \u00eentre dou\u0103 feluri de&#8230; meserie. Una e tabla, mai pu\u021bin u\u0219or de montat fa\u021b\u0103 de cum percep futili\u0219tii \u0219i altele-s jgheaburile. Fiecare cu a m\u0103-sii. Spre ,,delectarea\u201d trec\u0103torilor curio\u0219i &#8211; omul de r\u00e2nd rom\u00e2n face gestul din reflex -, acoperi\u0219ul este la c\u00e2\u021biva metri buni de la sol. Trebuie s\u0103 ridice privirea la \u0219aizeci de grade fa\u021b\u0103 de orizontal\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i cocoa\u021be ochii dup\u0103 floricelele jgheaburilor. Priviri <strong>anonime<\/strong>, c\u0103ci gurile g\u0103sesc identit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i se spovedesc dincolo de gard cu afurisenii: ,,Al dracu&#8217; \u0219i \u0103sta! S-a mutat pe strad\u0103 s\u0103&#8230;\u201d. \u0218i-i suficient colegul de la Intercoop&#8230;. (dup\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 de Trandafir prin creierii&#8230; delabra\u021bi &#8211; r\u0103m\u00e2ne a\u0219a, de stric\u0103ciune -, am ajuns la numele corect) Trufanda s\u0103 peroreze de peste drum nebuniile lui ca s\u0103 a\u021b\u00e2\u021be \u0219i mai tare spiritele. \u00cen zilele noastre \u00eel g\u0103si\u021bi pe aleile cimitirului peror\u00e2nd singuratic, recunosc\u00e2nd persoane, dar cu pref\u0103c\u0103torie disimulat\u0103. L-am citit c\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219tie \u0219i a b\u00e2iguit c\u00e2ndva ceva de tata. El cu ale lui&#8230;. Noi, dincolo de gard, cu meseria, citind \u00een sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 \u0219i tabl\u0103 trecutul, prezentul \u0219i perspectiva. O cas\u0103 cum ,,pl\u0103cea\u201d cet\u0103\u021beanului ordinar s\u0103 arate: dup\u0103 tipicul vremurilor, greutatea buzunarului \u0219i \u0219tiin\u021ba me\u0219terilor. Hol, camer\u0103 st\u00e2nga, camer\u0103 dreapta. Ulterior s-a l\u0103sat <strong>anexat\u0103<\/strong> partea cealalt\u0103, hol, baie&#8230; ie\u0219it\u0103 \u00een afara ansamblului imobiliar aidoma vestibulului, dar cu strea\u0219ina la nivelul camerelor. Grele&#8230;. Am fost nevoi\u021bi s\u0103 urm\u0103m \u0219ablonul heliadeian. Foaia de doi pe unu \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit\u0103 \u00een trei &#8211; cea mai incert\u0103 sec\u021bionare din domeniul numerelor cu perioad\u0103, niciodat\u0103 precis\u0103 -, p\u0103r\u021bi montate \u00eentre ele la fal\u021b pe partea \u00eengust\u0103, cei 666, 666&#8230;, afurisenia infinit\u0103, \u0219i cu cute (alt\u0103 lingvistic\u0103 conexare de direc\u021bionare c\u0103tre&#8230;) pe aceea\u0219i dimensiune milimetric\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cine are curte, se vede nevoit s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 o solu\u021bie pentru nevoile sale. G\u00e2ndite pu\u021bin \u00eenainte de a se muta<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21530"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21530"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21531,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21530\/revisions\/21531"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}