{"id":21512,"date":"2023-07-17T00:33:16","date_gmt":"2023-07-16T21:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21512"},"modified":"2023-07-17T00:33:16","modified_gmt":"2023-07-16T21:33:16","slug":"brigada-diverse-e-nou-stelu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21512","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (E) (n)ou Ste(l)u"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16 iulie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n        \u00cenainte de a scrie data eram \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 este 15. Din pricina nebuniei pe care mi-o serve\u0219te \u00eenc\u0103 muzica \u0219i mai ales mijloacele ei noi de expunere. O c\u0103utare infinit\u0103.<br \/>\n        Avem o pl\u0103cere sadic\u0103 s\u0103 invent\u0103m \u00eenc\u0103 roata \u0219i s\u0103 ne d\u0103m rotunzi cu ea. A\u0219a ce o interesa pe feti\u0219cana jurnalist\u0103 cum ar putea s\u0103 o fure str\u0103inii de la rom\u00e2ni, momi\u021bi cu un a\u0219a-zis spectacol &#8211; c\u00e2nd colo Neversea este o ditai discoteca -, \u00eenc\u00e2t s-a transformat \u00een englezoaic\u0103 prin ,,costan\u021bia\u201d. Normal c\u0103 ,,tantile\u201d au comentat cu ,,Ha, englez\u0103! Auzi la ea.\u201d. Unuia mai de\u0219tept \u0219i cu urechea acordat\u0103 i s-ar fi p\u0103rut suspect\u0103 \u0219i n-ar fi ezitat s\u0103 o-ntrebe despre na\u021bia-i. \u0218i-ar fi oc\u0103r\u00e2t-o pentru tupeu. Restul ,,descoperirilor\u201d sunt tabu. Wc-ul \u0219i plata pentru ,,\u0219usu\u201d, autobuzul ultra aglomerat \u0219i scump, condi\u021biile rurale din sta\u021biuni. \u0218i mai ales oamenii no\u0219tri, \u021b\u0103rani din fire.<br \/>\n         P-asta n-o scap. A fost printre cele neauzite \u0219i printre cele simpatice. Cu toat\u0103 sup\u0103rarea celor viza\u021bi. Cic\u0103 de Pandele. C\u0103 de ce fur\u0103. C-a\u0219a i-ar fi Firea.<br \/>\n          Submarine&#8230;. Ap\u0103i toat\u0103 suflarea omenirii a devenit \u0219mecher\u0103 \u0219i face pe de\u0219teapta. C\u0103 materiale proaste sau prea pu\u021bin testate&#8230;. \u0102ia ar fi f\u0103cut submersibilul \u0219i din h\u00e2rtie, crez\u00e2nd&#8230;. Ca \u0219i al\u021bi savan\u021bi care au ajuns la concluzia c\u0103 dep\u0103rt\u0103rile sunt la o privire de telescop \u0219i c\u0103l\u0103toriile \u00een cele patru dimensiuni &#8211; s\u0103 fim serio\u0219i \u0219i s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m scurgerea timpului deoparte, sunt suficiente sus, jos \u0219i ni\u021bel \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00een spate, care, la r\u00e2ndul lor, pe sec\u021biune plan\u0103 se reduc la acelea\u0219i dou\u0103 axe &#8211; se pot realiza ca \u0219i cum ai bate din palme.<br \/>\n         Dou\u0103 cazuri de ,,picaj\u201d. Doi nemul\u021bumi\u021bi de notele la bacalaureat s-au trezit mai jos de c\u00e2t erau &#8211; s\u0103 rug\u0103m oamenii de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 inventeze mai repede ma\u0219ina timpului -: unul sub linie \u0219i una mai r\u0103u de 9,5 (e mai corect, zeroul de dup\u0103 cinci este inutil). Domni\u0219oarei o ru\u0219inic\u0103 pentru acuzele aduse comisiilor. \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarele pe care le repugn\u0103, dar care nu se puteau \u00eenscrie deloc la corectare, au \u0219i ele totu\u0219i o facultate. Mai de\u0219tepte sau mai pu\u021bin, oricum au ceva \u00een plus \u00een cap. Adaug \u00eenc\u0103 o ru\u0219inare pentru lipsa de respect pentru cele ce duc greul primilor ani de \u0219coal\u0103. Al\u0103turi de ea a\u0219ez un deget de b\u0103tut obrazul celor ce au trimis \u00een eter sub form\u0103 de articol \u0219tirea. Inconsecven\u021bi cu numerele. \u00cen titlu 9,5, \u00een con\u021binut 9,75. C\u0103 8,6 a r\u0103mas dup\u0103 reanalizare&#8230;.<br \/>\n          Cafeaua \u0219i vinul, apanajul doctorilor contemporani la o via\u021b\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103. De parc\u0103 omului la na\u0219tere \u00eei st\u0103 scris pe frunte c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 cele dou\u0103 licori are \u0219ansa sucomb\u0103rii mai rapide. Vezi s\u0103 nu. \u0218i n-a g\u0103sit mo\u0219neagul ce-l privesc, medic, mai bun\u0103 explica\u021bie dec\u00e2t c\u0103 face bine creierului numai dac\u0103 se bea diminea\u021ba. Obligatoriu. Ce i-o face? \u00cel m\u0103re\u0219te, \u00eei \u00eenmul\u021be\u0219te re\u021beaua neuronal\u0103? Cu ce? Cu taclalele de la telefon despre m\u00e2ncare, mod\u0103 \u0219i bani?<br \/>\n          O alt\u0103 de\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 ne conving\u0103 despre statutul pielii expuse la soare \u0219i \u00eennegrite. Cic\u0103 nu este ars\u0103. \u0218i-atunci de ce se coje\u0219te? Ori nu \u0219tim \u0219i noi ce e cu epiderma, al c\u00e2telea strat este \u0219i care este rolul, c\u0103 se regenereaz\u0103? C\u0103 este, conform dexului ,,strat exterior, superficial&#8230;\u201d?<br \/>\n          Halucina\u021bia (precum furibunda mea c\u0103utare de vreo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 pe net) e boal\u0103 grea \u0219i rea. Indiferent cu ce se produce, las\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 victime. Ca gagica sibianului trecut\u0103 la ve\u0219nice \u00een timp ce el era pe alt\u0103 lume cu mintea. \u00cen acela\u0219i apartament, vreme de 2 zile. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16 iulie 2023 \u00cenainte de a scrie data eram \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 este 15. 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