{"id":21480,"date":"2023-07-11T19:48:08","date_gmt":"2023-07-11T16:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21480"},"modified":"2023-07-11T19:48:08","modified_gmt":"2023-07-11T16:48:08","slug":"brigada-diverse-alan-dala-tala-ielelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21480","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (A)lan-da(l)a (t)ala (i)elelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>11 iulie 2023  <\/strong><br \/>\n          Azi tot despre \u0219coal\u0103. Despre cum arat\u0103 dou\u0103 eleve. Cea de 18 ca una de 14 \u0219i una de 14 mai ceva ca una de 18. Cele dou\u0103 zeciste &#8211; \u00eemi amintesc cu surprindere de la \u00eent\u00e2lnirea adventi\u0219tilor, eu \u00een calitate de asistent la sunet (s\u0103 nu cread\u0103 poporul c\u0103 am trecut la alt\u0103 religie, de\u0219i mul\u021bi ar b\u0103ga m\u00e2na \u00een foc curajo\u0219i, date fiind ,,proastele\u201d-mi obiceiuri: nu beau, nu fumez&#8230;) cum din senin s-a strigat ,,darul\u201d: zecimea -, sunt: o ,,m\u00e2ndr\u0103\u201d de isprav\u0103 din neam, prima declarativ (a\u0219 fi spus singura, c\u0103ci viitorul nu rezerv\u0103 totdeauna sperata continuare, ba chiar deloc), intrat\u0103 cu maxim la medicin\u0103: o feti\u0219can\u0103 prea matur\u0103 la chip (de\u0219i mamaia ar\u0103ta mult mai trecut\u0103 la pai\u0219pce), sibianc\u0103 (sans liason entre i et a, a la Iohannis), dintre cele  momite cu crezul dual Dumnezeu-eu.<br \/>\n          C-acum c\u00e2teva zili\u0219oare un cineva, uitai complet cine, mi-a dest\u0103inuit din planurile de mai sus. Cum c\u0103 se preg\u0103te\u0219te din nou o \u00eenchidere \u00een case. Bucura-m-a\u0219 de-ar veni o nou\u0103 pandemie. Ca \u0219i mine, englezii sunt ,,dresa\u021bi\u201d s\u0103-i supravie\u021buiasc\u0103.<br \/>\n          ,,P\u0103cat\u201d de a\u0219a ,,bun\u0103tate\u201d de prim-ministru olandez. S\u0103-\u0219i dea el demisia fiindc\u0103 se merge \u00eenainte cu politica de primire a emigran\u021bilor. Nenicu\u021b\u0103, e un pas important. Fie ca&#8230; el s\u0103 se constituie \u00een acel \u0219ut \u00een dos pentru \u00eentreaga lume. S\u0103 mai stea omenirea la ea acas\u0103.<br \/>\n         O, ce&#8230;! Hai s\u0103 simplific\u0103m, ca s\u0103 nu mai acuz\u0103m. Face\u021bi, stimabililor, o cartotec\u0103 cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u0219i r\u0103spunsuri. S-o ia elevul examinat cu m\u00e2nu\u021ba lui, s-o introduc\u0103 \u00eentr-un aparat, s\u0103 i se dea o copie la lucrare apoi cu rezultatul. Gril\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu mai conteste nimeni pixul ro\u0219u al profesorului din comisia de corectare. S\u0103 nu ajung\u0103 pu&#8230;\u0219tanii s\u0103 dea cu tifla-n cel ce l-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat 8-12 ani toate alea.<br \/>\n         Una este scrijelirea pe h\u00e2rtie, lizibil\u0103 a limbajului cuvintelor, alta este s\u0103 declari c\u0103 ,,scrisul de&#8230;\u201d face bine la creier. Pentru c\u0103 n-am putut reproduce exact citatul, am pus puncte-puncte. \u00cen locul lor, \u00eendemnaciul a desenat o m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een loc s-o reprezinte \u00een litere. Ap\u0103i&#8230;.<br \/>\n        C\u0103 multe mai vede\u021bi voi, cei din cauza c\u0103rora s-a ajuns aici. Zici, Pipereo, c\u0103 ne ducem \u00een evul mediu \u00een aplauzele idio\u021bilor? P\u0103i, cu at\u00e2tea libertinaje, la ce te-ai fi a\u0219teptat? S\u0103 se fac\u0103 to\u021bi doctori, avoca\u021bi, profesori universitari?<br \/>\n       Corpul e mare. Dumnezeu, \u00een cazuri din astea imposibile, e un simplu asistent. Dac-ar func\u021biona toate rugile fiec\u0103ruia&#8230;. Am fi sc\u0103pat m\u0103car de idio\u021bii lui Piperea \u0219i ne-am fi transformat \u00een societatea Sandrei Bullock \u00eenainte de scoaterea de la frigider a lui Silvester Stallone. S\u0103n\u0103tate feti\u021bei cu inima st\u0103tut\u0103 o duzin\u0103 de minute. Minte maic\u0103-sii de-acum \u00eencolo.<br \/>\n         Tot la El&#8230;. Popese nu vor fi niciodat\u0103. \u00cenc\u00e2t nu \u00een\u021beleg ce caut\u0103 la un seminar teologic o fat\u0103. Care la o adic\u0103 nici sf\u00e2nt\u0103 n-o s\u0103 fie, nici de\u0219teapt\u0103 acum nu este. Cu toat\u0103 contesta\u021bia sa, de la 4,25 abia a ajuns la 6,80. De trecere, dar cam tras\u0103 de p\u0103r \u0219i nu tocmai onorant\u0103 pentru o asemenea institu\u021bie de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt. O fetic\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 prea mult\u0103 glagorie. C\u00e2t tupeu s\u0103 ai, ca s\u0103 le spui jurnali\u0219tilor (m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine la coad\u0103 la conferin\u021bele de pres\u0103 ale antepre\u0219colarilor pentru c\u0103 nu li s-a acordat Fb la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul gr\u0103dini\u021bei) c\u0103 6,80 e mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t sperai? Pun pariu c\u0103 o nou\u0103 corectur\u0103 ar aduce-o din nou sub linia lui 5. Dac\u0103 v\u0103 zic c\u0103 tot solu\u021bia cartotecii rezolv\u0103 to\u021bi copiii obraznici.<br \/>\n          Bine c\u0103 accidentele cu \u021b\u0103rani se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 la \u021bar\u0103.<br \/>\n          Asta e a\u0219a, o concluzie de poli\u021bai&#8230;. Ce s\u0103 caute culturistul la pescuit? N-avea program de sal\u0103? S\u0103 se mai \u00eenece \u0219i acoalea, la mal, la niciun metru de ap\u0219oar\u0103. E a\u021b\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i cus\u0103tura de nepriceput. L-au aranjat sigur ,,b\u0103ie\u021bii\u201d&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11 iulie 2023 Azi tot despre \u0219coal\u0103. Despre cum arat\u0103 dou\u0103 eleve. 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