{"id":21456,"date":"2023-07-07T07:24:46","date_gmt":"2023-07-07T04:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21456"},"modified":"2023-07-07T07:25:47","modified_gmt":"2023-07-07T04:25:47","slug":"brigada-diverse-ce-sicane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21456","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (C)e (\u0219)icane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>6, 7 iulie 2023  <\/strong><br \/>\n       Numai p\u0103rta\u0219i la binele planetei, la men\u021binerea ei \u00een stare de&#8230; func\u021bionare. Ne \u00eencumet\u0103m la prea mult. Noi liliputani, ea&#8230; infinit\u0103.<br \/>\n        At\u00e2ta muzic\u0103&#8230;. Steve Lukather surze\u0219te. E \u0219i v\u00e2rsta. Mai an viitor o-mplini 70. \u0218i-i trist s\u0103 vezi cum se trec muzicienii pe care \u00eei admiri maxim.<br \/>\n        Este gloat\u0103 la poezie, este gloat\u0103 la jurnalism. M\u0103car de-ar avea v\u00e2rsta fertilit\u0103\u021bii creative. Dar nu o au preadolescen\u021bii \u0219i adolescen\u021bii, oric\u00e2\u021bi stimuli vizuali, auditivi \u0219i olfactivi ar avea. Nu-i ajut\u0103 corpul \u0219i mintea. Vorbe\u0219te gura f\u0103r\u0103 ei. Mai da\u021bi-le o \u0219ans\u0103, p\u0103rin\u021bi \u0219i profesori, la copil\u0103rie \u0219i inocen\u021b\u0103. Dezv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi-i de laude \u0219i mai ales nu-i l\u0103sa\u021bi s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 orice zboar\u0103 se m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103. Sau din orice cuvinte se poate face&#8230; literatur\u0103.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 nu ajung\u0103 dup\u0103 vreo serie de impruden\u021be s\u0103 moar\u0103. Precum nepotul lui De Niro. \u00cen ciuda faptului c\u0103 avea, dac\u0103 era la noi \u0219i nu prin America, tot dreptul s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce dore\u0219te la 19 ani.<br \/>\n        Tu p\u0103rinte s\u0103 \u00eentrebi, \u0219i la nivel \u00eenalt, ,,cu ce au gre\u0219it copiii mei?\u201d, c\u00e2nd pentru asta este menit pu\u0219tanul, \u00een fine ajunsul la majorat, pentru gre\u0219eli, pentru taton\u0103ri ale realit\u0103\u021bii p\u00e2n\u0103 la solu\u021bia cea mai la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103? M\u0103i doamn\u0103, ai fost sau nu vreodat\u0103 copil? Ba, \u00een naivitatea ei, declarat\u0103, dar real\u0103 din moment ce nu a g\u0103sit c\u0103 o astfel de interpelare nu are fundament \u0219i este pueril\u0103 de-a dreptul, a\u0219tepta \u0219i scuze de la ministreas\u0103.<br \/>\n         Dori\u021bi s\u0103 vede\u021bi c\u00e2t\u0103 minte poate avea un tinerel? S\u0103 doreasc\u0103 s\u0103 se transforme \u00een femeie, ca mai apoi s\u0103 fie &#8211; \u0219i aici este o gre\u0219eal\u0103 doar de redactare sau chiar una de ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 care la cunoa\u0219terea limbii materne se nume\u0219te analfabetism &#8211; ,,disperat\u201d s\u0103 revin\u0103 la starea ini\u021bial\u0103. Fra\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi, el deja era o ea, prin urmare disperat\u0103 s\u0103 nu mai fie c\u0103l\u0103rit\u0103 de to\u021bi&#8230;. Tenden\u021biozitatea din text, foarte pu\u021bin lecturat pe la debut, este evident\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103  postuleze teoria c\u0103 un plan global atrage recru\u021bi \u00eenc\u0103 din fa\u0219\u0103 spre a deveni altceva dec\u00e2t sunt. Nu oblig\u0103 nimeni pe nimeni, de\u0219i pe ici-colo c\u00e2\u021biva t\u00e2mpi\u021bi se distreaz\u0103 pe seama terciului min\u021bii adolescentine. S\u0103 fi tras to\u021bi la \u0219aib\u0103, azi nu mai exista fir de ,,nehot\u0103r\u00e2t pe criterii de gen\u201d.<br \/>\n        A\u0219a scrie: ,,Ora\u0219ul antic Atlantida a fost descoperit\u0103\u201d. Continu\u00e2nd cu non\u0219alan\u021b\u0103 tot la feminin.<br \/>\n       \u00cenainte s\u0103 revenim la sistemele educa\u021bionale anterioare, ar trebui s\u0103 le respect\u0103m pe cele \u00een vigoare. M\u0103car de distrac\u021bie. Despre evalu\u0103rile recente&#8230;. Cic\u0103 aceia\u0219i frunta\u0219i la evaluare, nu trec bacalaureatul ulterior.<br \/>\n       \u0218i s\u0103 se reia discu\u021bia dac\u0103 sunt relevante notele. Nu pe note s\u0103 se fac\u0103 evaluarea elevilor, domnilor, ci pe boabe ca odinioar\u0103 Creang\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Se cheam\u0103 jurnalism tot ce-\u021bi trece prin minte, r\u0103m\u00e2ne scris, are ciclicitate \u0219i devine public. Stare de fapt ce incumb\u0103 m\u0103car cuno\u0219tin\u021bele de baz\u0103 \u0219i discern\u0103m\u00e2nt, dar \u0219i o directe\u021be ce trebuie s\u0103 impun\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219irea ,,floricelelor\u201d literare de la uzuale la sofisticate. Un preambul necesar la o expresie demn\u0103 de sanc\u021bionat: ,,dincolo de soare\u201d. La care bloghi\u0219tii despre \u0219tiri senza\u021bionale, \u00eens\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 acoperire, s-ar necesita s\u0103 se mai caute. Circular-elipsoidala mi\u0219carea planetelor \u00een jurul astrului nostru, le pozi\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u00een faza lui ,,dincolo de soare\u201d. Un ,,\u00een afara sistemului solar\u201d determina ,,cu precizie\u201d abera\u021bia de tip american c\u0103 oamenii sunt \u00een stare s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 \u0219i chiar s\u0103 comunice inteligibil cu extratere\u0219trii. Cum naiba un doctor, nu mai zic de na\u021bie, c\u0103 mexicanii nu-s chiar ni\u0219te genuini pe continent &#8211; \u00een accep\u021biunea celor de la nord de ei -, deci ni\u0219te neica nimeni, a reu\u0219it s\u0103 priceap\u0103 de la ochena\u021bii verzi-p\u0103m\u00e2ntii-\u0219op\u00e2rlii c\u0103-s dintr-un alt sistem \u00een care roiesc \u00een jurul unei stele 12 planete?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>6, 7 iulie 2023 Numai p\u0103rta\u0219i la binele planetei, la men\u021binerea ei \u00een stare de&#8230; func\u021bionare. 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