{"id":21443,"date":"2023-07-05T23:36:04","date_gmt":"2023-07-05T20:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21443"},"modified":"2023-07-05T23:36:04","modified_gmt":"2023-07-05T20:36:04","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-toamna-bobocilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21443","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Toamna ,,bobocilor\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Toamna ,,bobocilor\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cri, cri, cri, \u00eenc\u0103 o toamn\u0103 gri,
\nse las\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i peste vii,
\nc\u0103ci \u0103ia mor\u021bi, care s-au dus,
\nsunt lini\u0219ti\u021bi, acolo, sus…<\/p>\n

Nu le mai pas\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eencepe \u0219coala,
\nsfid\u00e2nd, pe de o parte, boala,
\niar pe de alt\u0103 parte, un sistem
\ncare, lui \u00eensu\u0219i, \u00ee\u0219i este un blestem!<\/p>\n

Nu c\u0103 m-ar mai durea, dar v\u0103d
\ncum, institu\u021bional e un pr\u0103p\u0103d,
\nc\u00e2nd poate-ajunge orice tip,
\nun mare \u0219ef la ,,micul\u201d ARACIP!<\/p>\n

Nume predestinat, acest Iordache,
\nla fel ca \u0103la care, pe \u0219estache,
\na scos din case tinere speran\u021be
\ns\u0103 se opun\u0103 unei ordonan\u021be…<\/p>\n

Acesta de acum, e mai evoluat,
\nc\u0103ci el, chilo\u021bii \u0219i i-a prezentat,
\ncroi\u021bi \u0219i \u00eens\u0103ila\u021bi de Botezatu,
\nde-aceea este el ca nimeni altu`…<\/p>\n

Cu experien\u021ba lui de manechin,
\nse potrive\u0219te postului, din plin,
\nc\u0103ci vrea s\u0103 fie \u0219i altora ,,model\u201d
\niar ei s\u0103 \u00eel urmeze, tot la fel!<\/p>\n

Acum, nu v\u0103 imagina\u021bi cu to\u021bii
\nc\u0103 \u00een \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt lipseau… chilo\u021bii!
\nAsta a mai r\u0103mas din el, \u00een fine,
\nfiindc\u0103 oricum era cu ei \u00een… vine!<\/p>\n

Desigur, c\u0103 acest lucru e banal!
\nBine c\u0103 m\u0103car n-are dosar penal!
\n\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul s\u0103 zic\u0103 ,,mul\u021bumesc!\u201d
\nc\u0103 nu-i condus de-un clan coc\u0103l\u0103resc!<\/p>\n

De-acu` s\u0103 vezi ce mai Acreditare,
\n\u0219i Calitate-n \u0219coli Preuniversitare!
\nSe vor urca pe podiumul de premiere
\ndoar cei ce-\u0219i vor purta chilo\u021bii la vedere!<\/p>\n

Nu c\u0103 p\u00e2n-acuma n-a fost tot a\u0219a,
\ndar de acum asta se va ,,acredita\u201d,
\nc\u0103ci, nu se poate, dom`le ca elevii
\ns\u0103 fie-at\u00e2t de-ncorseta\u021bi cu nervii!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 vie, dom` le, relaxa\u021bi la \u0219coal\u0103,
\nchiar dac\u0103 situa\u021bia e cam nasoal\u0103,
\n\u0219i va veni cur\u00e2nd \u0219i valu` patru`\u0219`patru,
\nde nu mai merge nimenea la… teatru!<\/p>\n

La fel, toate muzeele se vor \u00eenchide,
\napar\u021bin\u00e2nd cumva… mul\u021bimii vide,
\npe care nimeni nu le ia \u00een seam\u0103,
\nfiindc\u0103 de vid, oricine are-o team\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00cen ei, copiii, ne mai st\u0103tea speran\u021ba,
\nca u\u0219ilor de teatre s\u0103 le apese clan\u021ba
\n\u0219i s\u0103 mai intre \u0219i la vreo stagiune…
\nAcuma chiar v\u0103-ntreb a\u0219a: pe bune?!<\/p>\n

Tocmai c\u00e2nd au v\u0103zut c\u0103 e mai fain
\ns\u0103 stai acas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103… nu-nve\u021bi online,
\nvine ministrul \u0103sta r\u0103u \u0219i insipid
\ns\u0103 \u00eei anun\u021be c\u0103 \u0219coli li se deschid! <\/p>\n

\u0218i nici p\u0103rin\u021bii n-au vreo bucurie
\nfiind cuprin\u0219i \u0219i ei de nebunie,
\n\u0219i de dileme grele, existen\u021biale:
\ns\u0103 cumpere ghiozdan sau pijamale?<\/p>\n

Dar un c\u00e2\u0219tig tot vor avea din asta:
\nc\u0103ci vor sc\u0103pa acuma de n\u0103pasta
\nde-a fi v\u0103zu\u021bi de to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi din clas\u0103
\nc\u00e2nd umbl\u0103 numai \u00een chilo\u021bi prin cas\u0103!<\/p>\n

Deci, iat\u0103, dup\u0103 cum vede\u021bi cu to\u021bii,
\nnimic nu e mai important dec\u00e2t… chilo\u021bii,
\nchiar dac\u0103 sunt purta\u021bi de-un fost model
\n\u0219i nimeni nu e sigur c\u0103-i are pe el…<\/p>\n

Ce ne mai place s\u0103 punem etichete,
\nuit\u00e2nd c\u0103-n \u0219coli s-au dat, totu\u0219i, tablete,
\npentru ca pe ni\u0219te ,,pereoade\u201d scurte,
\nelevul s\u0103 ,,acceseze\u201d… budele din curte!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 nu-i \u00eenghe\u021be, bietul, toate alea
\n\u0219i nu cumva s\u0103 nu-\u0219i mai afle calea
\nc\u00e2nd plou\u0103, ninge, sau Criv\u0103\u021bul \u00eel bate
\n\u00eendep\u0103rt\u00e2ndu-l de coper\u021bile de carte…<\/p>\n

Deci, nu mai e acuma, cum era odat\u0103:
\nbuda din curte a fost transformat\u0103,
\n\u00een sensul c\u0103 acuma e… sal\u0103 de clas\u0103!
\n(C\u0103 de-aia, iste\u021bimea, \u00een pace nu ne las\u0103!)<\/p>\n

Dar, las\u0103, dom` le, s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 odat\u0103!
\nDestul a fost \u00eenchis\u0103 \u0219i iar\u0103\u0219i am\u00e2nat\u0103!
\nTe pomene\u0219ti c\u0103 \u00eentr-un an sau doi
\nse umple \u021bara asta numai de \u0219coli noi!<\/p>\n

Sau de mul\u021bimea de spitale regionale
\nce-abia de mai au loc \u00een planuri cincinale
\n\u00eenghesuite printre at\u00e2tea autostr\u0103zi,
\nce taie-n dou\u0103 niscaiva mici ogr\u0103zi…<\/p>\n

Da` chiar nu \u0219tiu ce mi-a venit pe tipul
\nce va conduce, iat\u0103, ARACIP-ul!
\nCe dac\u0103-i fost model \u0219i manechin?
\n(Aicea cred c\u0103-s c\u00e2rcota\u0219 pu\u021bin!)<\/p>\n

C\u0103 \u0219tie el, guvernul liberal, mai bine
\npe cine d\u0103 afar\u0103 \u0219i pe cine \u021bine!
\nIar competen\u021ba-i cel dint\u00e2i principiu
\n\u00een orice sat, ora\u0219 sau municipiu!<\/p>\n

Mai bine stau frumos \u00een… banca mea,
\ns\u0103 nu m\u0103-njure, iar\u0103\u0219i, careva!
\nS\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103-n \u0219coli e totul foarte bine!
\n(De-ntreab\u0103 careva, nu \u0219ti\u021bi de la mine!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Toamna ,,bobocilor\u201d Cri, cri, cri, \u00eenc\u0103 o toamn\u0103 gri, se las\u0103 iar\u0103\u0219i peste vii, c\u0103ci \u0103ia mor\u021bi, care s-au dus,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21444,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21443\/revisions\/21444"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}