{"id":21408,"date":"2023-06-29T23:19:02","date_gmt":"2023-06-29T20:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21408"},"modified":"2023-06-29T23:19:02","modified_gmt":"2023-06-29T20:19:02","slug":"brigada-diverse-poti-lia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21408","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Po(\u021b)i, (L)ia!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 iunie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 mediile sunt mici, de ce-s prea mici, dac\u0103 sunt prea mari, de ce-s mari&#8230;. R\u0103m\u00e2ne totu\u0219i o c\u0103\u021beleal\u0103 ce nu poate dep\u0103\u0219i tastatura telefonului, fiindc\u0103 m\u0103 pot jura pe sfintele dogme ale google-ului c\u0103 n-a mai pus m\u00e2na pe-un calculator mai mult de jum\u0103tate din popula\u021bia Rom\u00e2niei, ceilal\u021bi fiind utilizatori de Windows \u0219i prea pu\u021bin Macos la serviciu, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 renun\u021be nici ei la qwerty-ul smart-ului. Adic\u0103 nu s-a n\u0103scut \u00eenc\u0103 acel curaj de a aduce discu\u021biile fa\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, cu probe, cu ra\u021biune. Fiindc\u0103 nu exist\u0103. Vin\u0103 e destul\u0103. De fric\u0103 profesorii pun 9 pentru banala ridicare \u00een picioare \u0219i prezen\u021ba la ore. Dac\u0103 mai deschide \u0219i gura, are 10 din oficiu elevul. S\u0103 m\u0103 fi v\u0103zut pe mine ce grimase f\u0103ceam la serb\u0103rile de final de an la liceele unde nimeni nu ia bac-ul \u0219i unde mediile a peste jum\u0103tate din efectivul claselor erau peste 9. S\u0103 reiterez \u00eentrebarea pe care o puneam so\u021biei c\u00e2nd Miki era la \u0219coal\u0103? S\u0103! ,,C\u00e2t valoreaz\u0103 10 de la R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat la Bucure\u0219ti?\u201d<br \/>\n        Tot pe principiul ,,educa\u021bia nu merge bine din cauza&#8230;\u201d, un domn Negru\u021biu, al miilea \u00eenaintat de nebunul de facebook pe nepus\u0103 mas\u0103 &#8211; i-a\u0219 sugera lui Imre s\u0103 schimbe paradigma nebunului de alb -, caut\u0103 alte noduri (din papur\u0103 sau gordiene, au acela\u0219i efect) g\u0103unoase sistemului de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt, de la \u0103l cu mucii la nas p\u00e2n&#8217; la \u0103l cu col\u021bii de filde\u0219. Domnul profesor de aul\u0103 universitar\u0103 se \u00eempiedic\u0103 de mobilier, el, vinovatul de serviciul pentru sistemul nou de comunicare, imposibil de pus \u00een practic\u0103 dac\u0103 ,,starostele\u201d, ,,tartorul\u201d nu-\u0219i \u00eempline\u0219te voia de a se posta \u00een mijlocul unor in\u0219i prea pu\u021bin interesa\u021bi de ce are s\u0103 li se dicteze. Tovar\u0103\u0219e, vrei lucruri noi cu mentalitate de&#8230;. Partea cea mai rea pentru tine, institutorule de \u0219coal\u0103 de care-o fi, rezid\u0103 \u00een fluxul enorm de informa\u021bii scoase de la popreal\u0103 mii de ani. Ce va face cu ea utilizatorul? Oricum, mai mult dec\u00e2t te a\u0219tep\u021bi. Ei, \u0219i dac\u0103 totu\u0219i dore\u0219ti s\u0103 \u021bi se \u00eemplineasc\u0103 visul, s\u0103 fie \u0219i \u0103l mai mic dintre ciraci unul ce s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 cu propriul cap, \u00eentrev\u0103d dou\u0103 solu\u021bii: una rapid\u0103 &#8211; implant de memorie cu toate cuno\u0219tin\u021bele lumii; una lent\u0103 a la grec &#8211; lec\u021bii \u00een natur\u0103. Frig sau ploaie, mintea s\u0103-nvioaie!<br \/>\n        Ori s-a r\u0103t\u0103cit, ori de prea mult\u0103 \u00eeng\u00e2nfare a textualizat peste poza-i numele str\u0103zii una L\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219. S\u0103 mearg\u0103 cineva s-o salveze de&#8230;.<br \/>\n        P\u0103catele, doamn\u0103 Tatoiu. \u0102la de a avea bani. De-aia fiul este cinic. Chiar dac\u0103 asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 nu crezi \u00een cel mai de sus.<br \/>\n        O! Ce dram\u0103. Ernest sechestratul, culcatul pe jos, siluitorul de nevast\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba so\u021bului. Ce mai&#8230;. Mama s\u0103 fi auzit. Din porcule nu l-ar fi scos.<br \/>\n        Totu\u0219i, ca s\u0103 faci o baterie nuclear\u0103 ai nevoie de un material cu atribute nucleare \u0219i la 15 nu d\u0103 nimeni asemenea chimicale pe m\u00e2n\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu spun c\u0103 se face pu\u0219c\u0103rie la greu p\u00e2n\u0103 la a zecea spi\u021b\u0103. Da&#8217; o fi copilul vreunuia&#8230;.<br \/>\n        De 27 de ori. Perseverent omul. Chinezul milionar. Ca ai no\u0219tri. Nu \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 nimic, dar merg la examen, poate o lua. S\u0103 vie \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, ia Bac-ul la sigur. La banii lui&#8230;.<br \/>\n       \u0218mecheria se pl\u0103te\u0219te. De\u0219i tragic\u0103 situa\u021bia, moartea e singura ,,sc\u0103pare\u201d, fiindc\u0103 dezv\u0103\u021b nu mai \u00eencape. L\u0103sat de izbeli\u0219te copilul, f\u0103r\u0103 pic de opreli\u0219ti, la 18, dup\u0103, c\u0103s\u0103torit proasp\u0103t \u0219i poli\u021bist, sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te sub fiarele contorsionate. Dimpreun\u0103 cu nevasta. \u0218i \u0103l de nu a apucat s\u0103 se dospeasc\u0103 \u00een p\u00e2ntec \u0219i s\u0103 se mai nasc\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 iunie 2023 Dac\u0103 mediile sunt mici, de ce-s prea mici, dac\u0103 sunt prea mari, de ce-s mari&#8230;. 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