– De\u0219teptareeeaaa! striga frunta\u0219ul Clichici din cap\u0103tul dinspre baie al dormitorului.
\n– Hai, b\u0103\u0103\u0103, bibanilor! La \u00eenviorare, `v\u0103-n gur\u0103! Ajung io \u00eenaintea voastr\u0103?
\n,,Bibanii\u201d se-nghesuiau s\u0103 ias\u0103 c\u00e2t mai repede din dormitor, cu ochii c\u00e2rpi\u021bi de somn, c\u0103ut\u00e2ndu-\u0219i bocancii pe hol, \u00eencheindu-se la pantaloni sau str\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-\u0219i centurile din fug\u0103.
\n– Iaaa! Bibanu` se mi\u0219c\u0103-n reluare! Bibanu` vrea cumva cl\u0103tite? Aten\u021biunee! Pluton, \u00een coloan\u0103 adunareaaa! Pfooaai de capu` meu! Nu sunte\u021bi \u00een forma\u021bie, bibanilor?!
\n– H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103, Clichici, nu vezi, b\u0103, c\u0103-i doare-n bri\u0219c\u0103 de tine? Iote ai mei, dac\u0103-i instruiesc! Ce frumo\u0219i sunt! Iaute! Ca florile!
\n– B\u0103, Bumbac! Ia mai du-te tu dracu` \u0219i nu m\u0103 mai ,,nerva\u201d!
\nDup\u0103 ce Bumbac \u0219i plutonul lui plecar\u0103 \u00een alergare, Clichici se \u00eentoarse c\u0103tre plutonul lui, url\u00e2nd:
\n– B\u0103\u0103\u0103! \u0102ia cum poate, b\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 mai repede \u0219i voi nu? A?! Culcaaat! B\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219…! Culcat, b\u0103, n-auzi\u021bi?! Soarele \u0219i Dumnezeii mamilor voastre de bibani cocli\u021bi!
\nSolda\u021bii se aruncaser\u0103 unii peste al\u021bii s\u0103 ia pozi\u021bia culcat, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd cu \u00eenfrigurare urm\u0103toarea comand\u0103.
\n– Dreeep\u021bi! Schilodule, ia vino-ncoa`!…
\nSchilodul, un ardelean sl\u0103b\u0103nog \u00eenalt \u0219i ne\u00eendem\u00e2natic, alerg\u0103 spre gradat, \u00eempiedic\u00e2ndu-se \u00een \u0219ireturile bocancilor…
\n– Aaaaoleeeu! Vezi s\u0103 nu te rupi, b\u0103! Baz\u0103 soldatu` Schilodu`…
\n– Ap\u0103i, tovar\u0103\u0219u` frunta\u0219, p\u0103 minie nu m\u0103 cheam\u0103 Schilodu`! M\u0103 cheam\u0103 Hemeiu\u0219 \u0219i \u00ees din Jina!
\n– I-auzi, p… mea! Bibanu` comenteaz\u0103! B\u0103, te cheam\u0103 cum zic io, da?! Baz\u0103 soldatu` Schilodu`!
\n,,Schilodu`\u201d nu r\u0103spundea ,,Baz\u0103!\u201d a\u0219a cum trebuia, \u0219i to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi a\u0219teptau reac\u021bia gradatului. Acesta, cu ochii ie\u0219i\u021bi din orbite, ro\u0219u la fa\u021b\u0103 de furie \u0219i frustrare c\u0103 nu i se execut\u0103 ordinul, \u00eel lu\u0103 de g\u00e2t pe Hemeiu\u0219 \u0219i-l tr\u00e2nti pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u00eenghe\u021bat, plin de bruma dimine\u021bii de noiembrie.
\n– Mor\u021bii m\u0103-tii \u0219i dumnezeii m\u0103-tii de biban! Nu ezecu\u021bi, ai?! Nu ezecu\u021bi ordinu`?! \u0218i-l lovea cu bocancii unde nimerea. Hemeiu\u0219 se chircise sub ploaia de lovituri icnind \u00eenfundat,p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd Clichici \u00eencepuse s\u0103 oboseasc\u0103 \u0219i el…
\n– Mor\u021bii…. m\u0103-tii…. \u0219i… dumnezeii… m\u0103-tii… zicea el sacadat. Scoal\u0103-te, bibane… \u00een mor\u021bii \u0219i dumnezeii m\u0103-tii!
\nSchilodu` se ridic\u0103 \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendrept\u0103 oasele, scutur\u00e2ndu-se de iarba brumat\u0103 \u0219i de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, p\u0103r\u00e2nd acum c\u0103 era mult mai \u00eenalt.
\n– Da` di ce-a\u021bi dat \u00een mine, tovar\u0103\u0219u` frunta\u0219? C\u0103 io nu v-am f\u0103cut nimica! Io mi-s Hemeiu\u0219, nu Schilodu`! \u0218i cu un calm surprinz\u0103tor, acesta veni \u00eencet c\u0103tre gradatul care \u00eenc\u0103 g\u00e2f\u00e2ia dup\u0103 efortul f\u0103cut.
\nClichici, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u00e2t de \u00eenalt era soldatul, se dep\u0103rta \u0219i el, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd parc\u0103 un loc unde s\u0103 dea adunarea plutonului \u0219i \u00een acela\u0219i timp s\u0103 nu par\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eei e fric\u0103 de el. Cu o rapiditate pe care nu o b\u0103nuia nimeni, ,,Schilodu`\u201d \u00eel prinse pe frunta\u0219 cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 de centur\u0103 \u0219i cu alta de gamb\u0103, de deasupra bocancului st\u00e2ng \u0219i-l ridic\u0103 cu o u\u0219urin\u021b\u0103 uimitoare, deasupra capului.
\n– No, ce p\u0103rere ai dac\u0103-z dau drumu` ghe-aici, tovar\u0103\u0219u` frunta\u0219? \u0219cr\u00e2\u0219ni Schilodu`.
\n– B\u0103, b\u0103, b\u0103! Las\u0103-m\u0103 jos! Las\u0103-m\u0103 jos! striga gradatul. S\u0103ri\u021bi, b\u0103, \u0219i voi, c\u0103 m\u0103 omoar\u0103! strig\u0103 el c\u0103tre solda\u021bii care priveau \u00eencremeni\u021bi scena. Doar aburii respira\u021biilor se \u00een\u0103l\u021bau \u00een aerul rece. Aaaa! Nu s\u0103ri\u021bi niciunu`?! Ai dracu` ce sunte\u021bi! Las` c\u0103 v\u0103 alerg io de v\u0103 iese cuiele \u00een talp\u0103!… Care nu v-oi omor\u00ee io cu instruc\u021bia… las\u0103… v\u0103 dau io \u00een g\u00e2t la tov c\u0103pitan!… Vede\u021bi voi p\u0103 dracu`!… Aoleu, ce-mi face\u021bi voi mie, bibaniloooor!
\nSchilodu` continua s\u0103-l \u021bin\u0103 ridicat \u0219i dintr-o dat\u0103, Clichici reveni la un ton mai bl\u00e2nd.
\n– Hemeiu\u0219! Hemeiu\u0219! Hai, m\u0103, las\u0103-m\u0103 jos! Gata, nu-\u021bi mai zic Schilodu`!
\n\u0218i Hemeiu\u0219 \u00eel l\u0103s\u0103 u\u0219or jos, ca \u0219i cum ar fi avut grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu-l r\u0103neasc\u0103… Frunta\u0219ul \u00ee\u0219i aranj\u0103 centura, \u00ee\u0219i frec\u0103 bra\u021bele s\u0103 \u0219i le \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103, f\u0103cu doi pa\u0219i \u00eenapoi \u0219i ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-i cu m\u00e2na locul unde s\u0103 se a\u0219eze, url\u0103:
\n– Baaz\u0103\u0103 soldatul Hemeiuu\u0219! strig\u0103 frunta\u0219ul c\u00e2t \u00eel \u021bineau pl\u0103m\u00e2nii.
\nDar soldatul nu se gr\u0103bi s\u0103 ia pozi\u021bia indicat\u0103, ci \u00eencet, trec\u00e2nd agale prin fa\u021ba gradatului, se opri, se uit\u0103 lung \u00een ochii acestuia \u0219i spuse molcom:
\n– No, ap\u0103i a\u0219e! \u0219i se a\u0219ez\u0103 \u00een locul locul indicat. Baaaz\u0103\u0103\u0103!! url\u0103 el atunci.
\n– Plutooon, \u00een coloan\u0103 adunareaa, `r-a\u021bi ai dracu` de gojgari! zbier\u0103 frunta\u0219ul.
\n\u0218i to\u021bi solda\u021bii care tremurau de frig la bustul gol se bulucir\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i g\u0103seasc\u0103 locul \u00een forma\u021bie dar \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00eenc\u0103lzeasc\u0103, cumva. Datorit\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u021bimii sale, soldatul Hemeiu\u0219 era \u00een fruntea plutonului, astfel c\u0103 \u0219i din cauza asta frunta\u0219ul Clichici lu\u0103 o distan\u021b\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t regulamentar\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba forma\u021biei, \u0219i url\u0103 peste um\u0103r:
\n– \u00cenainte pas alerg\u0103toor, mar\u0219! Un` doi, trei, patru! Un` doi, trei, patru!… St\u00e2ng-drept, st\u00e2ng-drept!… Zgomotul caden\u021bat al bocancilor plutonului lui Clichici se al\u0103tur\u0103 celorlalte care executau \u00eenviorarea \u00een acea diminea\u021b\u0103 geroas\u0103 de noiembrie.
\n– Bine, Hemeiu\u0219ule! Bine i-ai f\u0103cut, `tu-l \u00een gur\u0103 de nenorocit! se auzeau vocile \u0219optite ale solda\u021bilor \u00een alergare…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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