{"id":21357,"date":"2023-06-23T00:05:13","date_gmt":"2023-06-22T21:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21357"},"modified":"2023-06-23T00:05:13","modified_gmt":"2023-06-22T21:05:13","slug":"brigada-diverse-si-alea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21357","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (\u0218)i (a)lea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22 iunie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n          A\u0219a ce-mi vine pe ministra\u0219ii fo\u0219ti nevricalele&#8230;. Unde ai fost, nea Miclea, c\u00e2nd profesorii, dar \u0219i restul lumii &#8211; e un eres al tagmei&#8230; cum c\u0103 nimeni n-ar mai fi ca ai ei membri -, spuneau c\u0103 salariile nu ajung nici pe-un r\u00e2nd repetitiv de uzan\u021be zilnice culinaro-vestimentare &#8211; alea-alea datorii \u0219i \u00eentre\u021binere -, c\u0103 e b\u0103taie de joc s\u0103 li se azv\u00e2rle leu\u021bi ca osul c\u00e2inelui? C\u0103 nu vom mai avea profesori? Fals. Pentru orice prost se na\u0219te unul mai de\u0219tept dec\u00e2t el &#8211; dar prost \u0219i el -, pentru o c\u00e2t de mic\u0103 banalitate se g\u0103se\u0219te vreunul care s\u0103 se simt\u0103 profesor.<br \/>\n        ,,&#8230; iubitul mamei fetei&#8230;\u201d Un dram de continuare ca \u00eentre neamuri \u0219i afini poate z\u0103p\u0103ci publicul cititor. Oricare ar fi subiectul. Viii cu viii \u0219i mor\u021bii&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Mun\u021bi dedesubt&#8230;. Or fi \u00een cine \u0219tie ce grot\u0103 sau g\u0103oace a p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. La ce s\u0103 ne foloseasc\u0103 informa\u021bia? La ce bun s\u0103 \u0219tim despre existen\u021ba unor&#8230;. Cred \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belegem termenul, ce este muntele \u00een sine. Altfel ne-am schimba optica \u0219i orice \u00eencre\u021bire de scoar\u021b\u0103, orice depunere dup\u0103 devers\u0103rile vulcanice, chiar \u0219i \u00een ,,borta\u201d planetei, ar primi alt nume.<br \/>\n        Iote, nea Miclea, colea un d\u0103sc\u0103lu\u0219 de \u0219coal\u0103 nou\u0103, care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103zbat\u0103 dincolo de peticul financiar inexistent din partea ministerului, f\u0103c\u00e2nd pe curierul. \u0218i mai zicea rom\u00e2nul c\u0103 sibianul, mai ieri iohannist, mai ieri de capital\u0103 cultural\u0103, o duce ca \u00een s\u00e2nul lui Avram.<br \/>\n       Iar ne facem de ru\u0219ine. S\u0103 nu \u0219tim noi ce este subteranul? S\u0103 nu \u0219tim m\u0103car de unde vin extratere\u0219trii, nu din p\u0103m\u00e2nt, ci din afara lui?<br \/>\n       Unele ,,\u0219tiri\u201d frizeaz\u0103 nebunia netratabil\u0103. Auzi la ei, soarele este cub!<br \/>\n       Doi leu\u021bi&#8230; la salariu: s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t o victorie? S\u0103 fie c\u00e2\u0219tig pentru noua genera\u021bie? Pentru copii? Be\u021bie f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 bei, ame\u021beal\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 droguri, somn f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenchizi un ochi.<br \/>\n       \u0102i mai mari nu pot fi dec\u00e2t \u00eempreun\u0103. Cam ca Ringo Starr \u0219i Steve Lukater.<br \/>\n       Bun. P\u0103rin\u021bii s\u0103 nu \u00eendemne copiii c\u0103tre performan\u021b\u0103. Da\u2019 matale, nea profesor de matematic\u0103 pentru olimpici, cum de-i obligi?<br \/>\n       Ce se mai putea trece \u00eenainte de ,,antepre\u0219colar\u201d pe diploma unei g\u00e2g\u00e2lici de gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103? \u0218i cum vede\u021bi voi un copil cuminte \u0219i voios? Cum le-a\u021bi putea sintetiza pe am\u00e2ndou\u0103 luate ca una?<br \/>\n       Nici despre Brenciu n-a\u0219 fi men\u021bionat vreodat\u0103 ceva dac\u0103&#8230;. Ei, da! A c\u0103zut pe scen\u0103. S\u0103 v\u0103 spun c\u0103 mar\u021bi am p\u0103\u021bit la fel? Nu c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd. Ci manevr\u00e2nd o roab\u0103 plin\u0103 fier\u0103t\u0103nii de trebuin\u021b\u0103 unui l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219 \u0219i unui sudor. Aparatul de arc electric, masca &#8211; nu Masc\u0103 -, ciocane, flex&#8230;. Purtate dintr-un loc \u00een altul. Manevr\u0103 defectuoas\u0103. Cu spatele. C\u00e2nd nu cartografiezi bine, te alegi cu b\u00e2ca peste un cap de podi\u0219c\u0103, picaj pe um\u0103rul st\u00e2ng, au!, bine\u00een\u021beles, ridicare. Aparat cu cracii \u00een sus, geamul \u0219i filtrul m\u0103\u0219tii sparte, piatra de flex rupt\u0103. Eu bine&#8230; s\u0103n\u0103tos. Abia acum mi-am dat seama de la ce sunt zg\u00e2rieturile de pe m\u00e2ini. De la picaj.<br \/>\n         Ap\u0103i&#8230; dez\u021b\u00e2n\u021birizare la ora cinci \u0219i ceva. \u0218i duminic\u0103. Avioane care mai de care mai viteze la ora c\u00e2nd colegul Manoli doarme dus. Ba\u0219ca zeloasa de femeie de la dereticarea (scrisesem prost dintru \u00eenceput deratizare) pe str\u0103zi, care, luni la prima or\u0103 &#8211; \u0219ase -, la mine ultima de somn, r\u00e2c\u00e2ia cu lopata prin buruienile de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 casa vecinei de pe col\u021b. S\u00e2rg pe ea. \u0218i dac\u0103 mai pun \u0219i sperietura unui buzoian dup\u0103 &#8211; cred &#8211; bariera spargerii vitezei sunetului&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22 iunie 2023 A\u0219a ce-mi vine pe ministra\u0219ii fo\u0219ti nevricalele&#8230;. Unde ai fost, nea Miclea, c\u00e2nd profesorii, dar \u0219i restul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21358,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21357\/revisions\/21358"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}