{"id":21355,"date":"2023-06-21T23:40:47","date_gmt":"2023-06-21T20:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21355"},"modified":"2023-06-27T21:56:36","modified_gmt":"2023-06-27T18:56:36","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-sanziene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21355","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; S\u00e2nziene"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>     Bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba! Taman am aflat de ce sunt io uneori a\u0219a de vesel mereu! Cic\u0103 ,,Triste\u021bea este cauzat\u0103 de inteligen\u021b\u0103. Cu c\u00e2t \u00een\u021belegi mai mult anumite lucruri, cu at\u00e2t mai mult \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219ti s\u0103 nu le \u00een\u021belegi .&#8221; Charles Bukowski.<br \/>\n      Aaaa, aici m\u0103 desp\u0103r\u021besc oleac\u0103, totu\u0219i, de nenea &#8230;vski \u0103sta! Pentru c\u0103 de ce? Pentru c\u0103 io v\u0103z numa` oameni tri\u0219ti pe strad\u0103! \u0218i atunci, careva`zic\u0103, cum ar veni, adic\u0103, ei e inteligen\u021bi?&#8230; \u0218i atunci, merg\u00e2nd cu ra\u021bionamentul logistic&#8230; logic p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t, \u00eensemneaz\u0103 c\u0103 \u0103ia care ne conduc \u0219i care r\u00e2de toat\u0103 ziua e&#8230; adic\u0103 nu e inteligen\u021bi? \u0218i ce rost are s\u0103 fii inteligent dac\u0103 e\u0219ti numa` trist, \u00een inteligen\u021ba ta?&#8230; Da` m\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te totalmente pe de-a-ntregu` aceast\u0103 discu\u021bie care escede caracterul ludic al spiritului uman, mult prea pu\u021bin predispus c\u0103tre aspira\u021bii transcedentale, \u0219i mai mult c\u0103tre altele, transatlantice, transgendere \u0219i, \u00een general cam la tot ce e cu ,,trans\u201d&#8230; De-aia zic s-o l\u0103s\u0103m dracu` de filantropie&#8230; filolo&#8230; filozofie de-aia \u0219i s\u0103 b\u00e2rfim oleac\u0103 despre ziua de azi! Pentru c\u0103ci, o zi \u00een care n-ai b\u00e2rfit este o zi pierdut\u0103, dup\u0103 cum zice creatorul anonim \u0219i popular \u00een crea\u021biile lui pline de oralitate duse din gur\u0103-n gur\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n&#8230; vai d\u0103 capu` \u0219i d\u0103 zilele noastre&#8230; \u0218i taman s-a nemerit ca azi s\u0103 fie o dubl\u0103 aniversare zic s-o luom pe r\u00e2nduri&#8230; pe r\u00e2nd. Bun\u0103oar\u0103 \u0219i careva`zic\u0103, azi e Dr\u0103gaica sau S\u00e2nzienele. Anu` \u0103sta a r\u0103mas numa` S\u00e2nzienele, pentru c\u0103ci Dr\u0103gaica s-a anulat din cauz\u0103 de pandemie \u0219i mai ales din cauz\u0103 de campionat ioropean de fotbal care e \u00een loc! Da`, z\u0103u dac\u0103 s-a sim\u021bit lipsa Dr\u0103g\u0103icii! P\u0103i, n-am avut noi \u00een pandemia asta at\u00e2tea com\u00e9dii, gogo\u0219i, lan\u021buri, circ?&#8230; Carusele de \u0219tiri \u00een care am ame\u021bit, propriile case, devenite ale groazei, \u00een care am stat \u00eenchi\u0219i \u0219i izola\u021bi, ciud\u0103\u021benii umane pe care ne-am \u00eenghesuit s\u0103 le vedem&#8230; Am avut de toate! Unde mai pui c\u0103, cic\u0103 S\u00e2nzienele, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 iau min\u021bile \u0103lora care le \u00eent\u00e2lnesc, fiind o esplica\u021bie pentru lipsa d\u0103 min\u021bi a multora dintre noi, ele ar f\u0103cea \u0219i animalele s\u0103 capete darul vorbirii&#8230; Ooo, aicea ar fi \u0219i mai enteresant s\u0103 auzim ce-are d\u0103 spus \u0219i animalele care vorbe\u0219te ca oaminii, c\u0103 oamini care vorbe\u0219te ca animalele am tot v\u0103zut&#8230; Da` nu e, bre! N-avem noi norocu` \u0103sta s\u0103 videm s\u00e2nziene \u0219i animale vorbitoare! D\u0103c\u00e2t, poate, p\u0103 lumea ailalt\u0103, unde, cic\u0103 totu` e posibil, de-aia se-nghesuie tot mai mul\u021bi s-ajung\u0103 acolo\u0219a!&#8230; Io m\u0103 \u0219i mir c\u0103 aici\u0219a, p\u0103 lumea asta, nu s-a inventat fun Institut de S\u00e2nzienologie care s\u0103 investigheze lu\u0103rile d\u0103 min\u021bi ale unora care a fost r\u0103pi\u021bi d\u0103 S\u00e2nziene&#8230; d\u0103 frumuse\u021bea lor, mai ezact! Pentru c\u0103ci ar mai mul\u021bumi p\u0103unii&#8230; p\u0103 unii membri d\u0103 partide care a r\u0103mas ei f\u0103r\u0103 fonc\u021bii \u0219i cu onoarea nereperat\u0103 c\u0103 nu e \u0219efi d\u0103c\u00e2t peste ei \u00eensu\u0219i&#8230; \u00een\u0219i\u0219i!<br \/>\nDa` s\u0103 nu dezvi&#8230; divagi&#8230; \u0103sta&#8230; s\u0103 nu divaghez de la subectu` care este a doua s\u0103rb\u0103toare care se s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u0219te azi, \u0219i anume, Ziua Iei. Ia noastr\u0103 tradi\u021bional-na\u021bional\u0103, ia noastr\u0103 cea de toate zilele, care-i a noastr\u0103 \u0219i care IEste \u00een tradi\u021bIE, \u00een tot \u0219i pe toate, azi. O poart\u0103 fetele cu m\u00e2ndrIE \u0219i cu bucurIE, la c\u00e2te-o sindrofIE, ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 impresIE. Mai \u00een speceal, \u0219i p\u00e2n` la urm\u0103, cu o ie to\u021bi suntem datori, numa` c\u0103 nu \u0219tim! Adic\u0103 nici nu \u0219tim c\u00e2t\u0103 ie avem \u00een noi: prostIE, invidIE, trufIE, ho\u021bIE, nebunIE, ipocrizIE, s\u0103r\u0103cIE, isterIE, gol\u0103nIE, nerozIE, blasfemIE, pandemIE&#8230; Vede\u021bi c\u00e2t\u0103 bog\u0103\u021bIE poate s\u0103 fIE \u00een aceast\u0103 Rom\u00e2nIE? \u0218i v\u0103 spun asta cu prietenIE, nu cu du\u0219m\u0103nIE&#8230; Totu\u0219i, aceasta este o opinIE subIEctiv\u0103, pentru c\u0103, studiile arat\u0103 c\u0103 mai exist\u0103 \u0219i prietenIE, empatIE, omenIE, chiar dac\u0103 \u00een cantit\u0103\u021bi farmaceutice&#8230;<br \/>\nBun! Deci, careva`zic\u0103 am zis! Se pune c\u0103 sunt oleac\u0103 trist? Ceea ce v\u0103 doresc \u0219i domniilor voastre! S\u0103 ave\u021bi o zi&#8230;. inteligent\u0103! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bun\u0103 diminea\u021ba! Taman am aflat de ce sunt io uneori a\u0219a de vesel mereu! 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