{"id":21337,"date":"2023-06-18T22:14:45","date_gmt":"2023-06-18T19:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21337"},"modified":"2023-06-18T22:15:03","modified_gmt":"2023-06-18T19:15:03","slug":"brigada-diverse-tedi-ia-tot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21337","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)edi (i)a to(t)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15 iunie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n       Mari oamenii mari. Dup\u0103 ce sunt asculta\u021bi, iau loc frumu\u0219el \u00een sal\u0103 \u0219i ascult\u0103. Precum Domingo la Salzburg Festival.<br \/>\n       M\u0103car s\u0103 fi fost sub form\u0103 de banc. A\u0219a, ca \u0219tire, e minciun\u0103 gogonat\u0103. Parc\u0103 desprins\u0103 din pelicula P\u0103cal\u0103, dar \u0219i din povestirea original\u0103, nararea mi \u021bi-l scoate pe-un prunc moldovean, n\u0103zdr\u0103van din mitra mame-si cu vorba-n gur\u0103 &#8211; alelei, pui de lei, p\u0103rul mamei despleti\u021bi -, de ta-su, \u0219i pus pe \u00eentreb\u0103ri: de ce nu-i prezent. Acu nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 ,,este pe cale s\u0103 vin\u0103\u201d indic\u0103 spa\u021biul sau femeia era vreo virgin\u0103 Marie fertilizat\u0103 cu duh dumnezeiesc.<br \/>\n       Temerari chinezii. Dup\u0103 pic\u0103tura specific\u0103, vor s\u0103 treac\u0103 la omologarea firului de nisip, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t planul lor de a s\u0103pa 11 mii de metri, \u00een de\u0219ert &#8211; al lor \u2013 s\u0103 fie un succes. S\u0103 nu dea ca ru\u0219ii de iad&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Encore une fois. \u0218tim de ce finlandezii nu reu\u0219esc s\u0103 treac\u0103 de bronzul olimpic. Iau rom\u00e2nii argintul \u0219i aurul. Numai de la \u00eentreceri euro-interna\u021bionale, c\u0103 p-el din avu\u021bia \u021b\u0103rii \u00eel iau al\u021bii.<br \/>\n       Era notat pe undeva despre minoritari \u0219i vajnica lor zbatere de a ie\u0219i mo\u021b deasupra majorit\u0103\u021bii. Or fi bicicli\u0219tii nebuni \u0219i dornici s\u0103 pedaleze, \u00eens\u0103 pentru mine, pieton, acesta se nume\u0219te tot pericol iminent de accidentare, pus \u00een gard\u0103 ori de c\u00e2te ori simt prin preajm\u0103 un vehicul. Celor 33, membri ai federa\u021biei europene &#8211; m\u0103 mir de federalizare fiindc\u0103 de obicei ciclistul amator este solitar, un \u00eempotrivit \u0219i pietonului, \u0219i \u0219oferului; consider totu\u0219i c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia sunt dintre cei hibrid, adic\u0103 pietoni mai deloc -, nu le urez nimic. Baft\u0103 nou\u0103, s\u0103 supravie\u021buim cohortelor de pedalaci \u00een anul 2024, propus Ursulei ca al lor. Iar autorului acestei semnal\u0103ri de cerere \u00eei doresc s\u0103 nu se aprind\u0103 precum crede c\u0103 ini\u021biativa ar fi ,,sc\u00e2nteia\u201d ce va s\u0103 ,,incendieze\u201d Europa. S\u0103 ce, domnule?<br \/>\n        Tot beleuzii de poten\u021biali votan\u021bi ai anului celor o ton\u0103 de ro\u021bi spi\u021bate \u0219i-au dat acordul pentru b\u0103garea la ap\u0103 a b\u0103ncilor ce ar finan\u021ba firme cu activit\u0103\u021bi ilegale. Deci am f\u0103cut din bancheri \u0219i poli\u021bi\u0219ti investigatori. De ce nu procurori \u0219i judec\u0103tori? De unde s\u0103 \u0219tie cel c\u0103ruia i se solicit\u0103 \u00eemprumutul, de altfel rapid \u00een zilele noastre, c\u0103 profilul \u00eemprumutatului este de infractor mai departe de eviden\u021bele Anaf?<br \/>\n        O t\u00e2mpenie, asta reprezint\u0103 aruncatul bobocilor de la Bobocu \u00een m\u0103r\u0103cini.<br \/>\n       Joe Pesci&#8230;. De-acolo chestia cu v\u0103ru\u2019 Vinny, cu muzica. Joe a c\u00e2ntat cu chitara \u00een aceea\u0219i trup\u0103 cu Hendrix, dar \u00een perioade diferite. \u0218i moaca fresh se datoreaz\u0103 tot unei apuc\u0103turi din tinere\u021be: a fost \u0219i b\u0103rbier.<br \/>\n        Exager\u0103m enorm \u00een privin\u021ba separ\u0103rii prin virgul\u0103 a unor p\u0103r\u021bi de propozi\u021bie ce sunt parte a ei. Cum nu sesizasem la \u00eenceput \u00een instantaneul furat unei judec\u0103toare ce se voia analist\u0103 pentru comportamentul de slug\u0103 al profesorului \u00een fa\u021ba elevului. Ceva cu mersul \u00een v\u00e2rful picioarelor. Ori mai r\u0103u, de inexistent. Ceva cu ,,Azi, profesorul&#8230;\u201d. Ia s\u0103 sucim a\u0219ezarea, mai are rost virgula?<br \/>\n       B\u0103i nea online teacher, chiar crezi c\u0103 metoda este infailibil\u0103, c\u0103 ,,de\u0219tep\u021bii\u201d t\u0103i iau 9 &#8211; dup\u0103 ce nu trecuser\u0103 de 5 \u0219i 6 &#8211; la simul\u0103rile na\u021bionale cu mai pu\u021bin de dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de preg\u0103tire? C\u0103 tu e\u0219ti vectorul, diriguitorul sinapselor lor, c\u0103 le preschimbi traseele, c\u0103 pui cuno\u0219tin\u021be acolo unde ele nu s-au prins timp de patru ani? \u0218i \u00een ce domeniu, la istorie, unde \u0219tiin\u021ba cifrelor e la fel ca la matematic\u0103? Nu vezi leg\u0103turile, nu le re\u021bii!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 iunie 2023 Mari oamenii mari. Dup\u0103 ce sunt asculta\u021bi, iau loc frumu\u0219el \u00een sal\u0103 \u0219i ascult\u0103. 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