{"id":2132,"date":"2015-08-11T07:54:33","date_gmt":"2015-08-11T04:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2132"},"modified":"2022-09-12T12:54:06","modified_gmt":"2022-09-12T09:54:06","slug":"zanganele-xciv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2132","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele XCIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image8-e1439268802278.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2133 aligncenter lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image8-e1439268802278-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image8-e1439268802278-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image8-e1439268802278.jpg 720w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 225px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 225\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-2133 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image8-e1439268802278-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image8-e1439268802278-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image8-e1439268802278.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mi-ar pl\u0103cea ca to\u021bi s\u0103 fie liberi, p\u0103s\u0103ri f\u0103r\u0103 colivii, zbur\u00e2nd \u00een stol sau fiecare de capul ei, cu aripile \u00eentinse f\u0103r\u0103 teama c\u0103 vreun pr\u0103dalnic de erete s-ar putea n\u0103pusti asupr\u0103-i.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">St\u0103 s\u0103dit\u0103 \u00een unii bucuria de necazul altuia, de m\u00e2nc\u0103rime \u00een v\u00e2rful limbii chiar dac\u0103 cel de dincolo, cel \u00eenchis dup\u0103 vizet\u0103, nu mai constituie un a\u0219a mare pericol. E pus \u00een \u021barc \u0219i joac\u0103 dup\u0103 fluierul gardianului de serviciu. Cel mai deranjant lucru, \u0219i aici chiar a\u0219 pune z\u0103brele gurilor acestea, este c\u00e2nd un ho\u021b vorbe\u0219te de r\u0103u un altul, c\u00e2nd un criminal cere clemen\u021b\u0103 pentru un altul de acela\u0219i gen sau o pedeaps\u0103 mai dur\u0103 dec\u00e2t a lui, c\u00e2nd&#8230;. Nu \u00een\u021beleg cum este l\u0103sat un speculant, \u00een numele \u00eembog\u0103\u021birii unora din nimic, s\u0103 se a\u0219tearn\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 pic de jen\u0103 la a face gargar\u0103 \u0219i justi\u021bie oral\u0103. S\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple lucrul \u0103sta doar pentru c\u0103 el este liber ca p\u0103s\u0103rile din \u021b\u0103rile calde \u0219i nu migreaz\u0103 ca ele spre o \u021bar\u0103 ca a noastr\u0103 fiindc\u0103 nu s-a inventat \u00eenc\u0103 mandatul \u0103la de aducere spre corectare? O fi frumos pe-acolo, o fi bine la umbra baldachinului dup\u0103 ce-ai cotonogit gioalele divizionarelor jude\u021bene pentru un campionat profesionist de avere instant, o fi lejer s\u0103-\u021bi dest\u0103inui enigmele furti\u0219agurilor legale dup\u0103 ce-mi umpli SIM-ul cu numere exhibi\u021bioniste la adresa unui alt \u0219per\u021bar cu titlu de universitar, zici tu, mai de\u0219tept la alba-neagra dec\u00e2t tine, dar mai pu\u021bin norocos \u0219i d\u0103ruit cu cerul \u00eentreg din priviri.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Afl\u0103 domnule c\u0103 a\u0219a bl\u00e2nd ca pisica, m\u0103car face ce ar fi nimerit s\u0103 te \u00eencume\u021bi \u0219i matale s\u0103 execu\u021bi \u00een partitur\u0103 cu num\u0103r de \u00eenregistrare, cu sentin\u021b\u0103 definitiv\u0103 \u0219i locuin\u021b\u0103 de servici. Mititica de prin poze ar trebui schimbat\u0103 pe un costum dungat, frizura pe una mai scurt\u0103, c\u0103 p\u0103duchii mi\u0219un\u0103 pe-acolo precum fraierii prin burs\u0103, z\u00e2mbetul pe un scr\u00e2\u0219net de m\u0103sele emis la propuneri indecente, dar colegiale. De-abia atunci dreptatea clamat\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i va g\u0103si locul perfect \u00een matc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">O veste bun\u0103 mi-a adus s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na ce-a trecut. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it muzica este pe cale s\u0103 se autodeparaziteze cu m\u00e2na cer\u0219etorului de 16% \u0219i ce n-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 fac\u0103 fascismul \u0219i legionarismul s\u0103 definitiveze pe cale pa\u0219nic\u0103, o face fiscul din dou\u0103 controale \u0219i trei amenzi. Iat\u0103 cum se putea \u00eenlocui nord-estica Siberie \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103 cu plajele \u00eensorite de Fran\u021ba, cu vesticele Rome \u0219i Madridele atr\u0103g\u0103toare. Profund \u00eendurerat, dac\u0103 vestea este una de credibilitate total\u0103, v\u0103 anun\u021b c\u0103 mi-a mai murit un simbol cu aceast\u0103 ocazie, ultimul, nu \u00een totalitate, doar pe jum\u0103tate, ca \u0219i personajul \u00een cauz\u0103 care \u00eemparte \u0219i el omul \u00een dou\u0103 \u0219i separ\u0103 organele bune de cele rele. Vor fi fost motive pentru care Cioran \u0219i Noica se vor fi l\u0103sat prin\u0219i de mrejele uniunilor \u0219i comuniunilor cu mi\u0219c\u0103rile de verde matur. S\u0103-i interzici din minte ar fi echivalentul amput\u0103rii unei mari p\u0103r\u021bi din creier, unii ar putea chiar s\u0103-\u0219i ia adio de la via\u021b\u0103. Bile\u021bel explicativ, at\u00e2rnare, aruncare, \u00eempu\u0219care. Preferen\u021bial. S\u0103 te pui contra firescului parcurs este semn de nes\u0103n\u0103tate. S\u0103 pui pe c\u00e2ntar c\u00e2nt\u0103rile cu iz oriental \u0219i cele cu iz filozofic este un sacrilegiu \u00een toat\u0103 firea, s\u0103 ucizi o idee pe care pu\u021bini o pot \u00een\u021belege cu adev\u0103rat \u00een favoarea c\u00e2torva mercedes-uri, kilograme de aur \u0219i min\u021bi goale nu poate fi interpretat dec\u00e2t ca nebunie curat\u0103. \u00cencuraj\u0103rile \u00een schimb \u0219i de o parte \u0219i de alta pot fi sanc\u021bionate \u0219i cred eu c\u0103 solu\u021bia pe care v-o propun aduce cu mult mai pu\u021bine leziuni prin nesf\u00e2r\u0219itele c\u0103i neuronale: de la \u0219ase luni la trei ani de lectur\u0103 a operelor lui Emil \u0219i Constantin de c\u0103tre delicven\u021bii romi \u0219i de la \u0219ase luni la trei ani de manele \u00een edi\u021bie princeps la audi\u021bie pentru erudi\u021bi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi-ar pl\u0103cea ca to\u021bi s\u0103 fie liberi, p\u0103s\u0103ri f\u0103r\u0103 colivii, zbur\u00e2nd \u00een stol sau fiecare de capul ei, cu aripile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2133,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,97],"tags":[124,216,48],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2132"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19143,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2132\/revisions\/19143"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}