\u00centr-o fabric\u0103 a viitorului, atelierul mecanic, maistrul face prezen\u021ba…
\n– Aroboti\u021bei!
\n– Prezent!
\n– Asoft\u0103ri\u021bei!
\n– Prezent, me\u0219tere!
\n– Biosescu!
\n– `zent!
\n– Clustereanu!
\n– Aici!
\n– Ai venit, m\u0103? A dat Domnul Programatoru` s\u0103-\u021bi mi\u0219ti exoscheletu` \u0103la!
\n– `Ai, bre, me\u0219tere, ce dracu`? Nu \u021bi-am zis c\u0103 am o laten\u021b\u0103 \u00een soft? Am fost asear\u0103 cu unii s\u0103 ne upgrade-\u0103m oleac\u0103 \u0219i ne-am \u00eentins mai mult dec\u00e2t ne \u021bine softu`! \u0218i diminea\u021b\u0103 m-a apucat un delay de-\u0103la de n-am putut s\u0103 m\u0103 ridic din pat. Am download-at tot ce-am upload-at asear\u0103! Ecran albastru, ce mai! Sunt vai de sticku` meu!…
\n– B\u0103iiii… cap de silicon! Tu de ce crezi c\u0103 sunt io maistru \u0219i tu un am\u0103r\u00e2t de robot? Ai?!
\n– Eeee, bre!… \u0218i mata acuma… E\u0219ti maistru c\u0103… AI! De-aia! \u0218tiu!
\n– Ce \u0219tii, m\u0103, dezasamblatule! Ia zi, \u0219tii ce e aia AI?!
\n– P\u0103i e… Da` stai, bre, de ce m\u0103 iei numa` p\u0103 mine la \u0219tang\u0103? P-\u0103\u0219tilal\u021bi de ce nu-i \u00eentrebi nimica? Iote, \u00eentreab\u0103-l \u0219i p\u0103 androidu` \u0103sta! Mai las\u0103-m\u0103-n versiunea mea de-acuma, c\u0103 odat\u0103 m\u0103-ntorc la set\u0103rile de fabric\u0103 \u0219i n-o s\u0103-\u021bi fie bine!
\n– Oooo, iote la el! Ce e, m\u0103? \u021ai s-a stricat cooleru`, de te-ai \u00eenfierb\u00e2ntat a\u0219a? B\u0103, Clusterene, b\u0103! Bag\u0103-\u021bi bine-n procesoru` \u0103la! Io sunt maistru c\u0103 am AI! Io am \u0219i tu n-AI! Adic\u0103telea, b\u0103, asexuatule, am inteligen\u021b\u0103 de-aia artificial\u0103! Tu \u0219i \u0103\u0219tilal\u021bi sunte\u021bi ni\u0219te ma\u0219ini, ni\u0219te cititori de linii de cod, m\u0103! At\u00e2t! C\u0103 a avut grij\u0103 \u0102i de Sus s\u0103 nu v\u0103 puie prea multe op\u021biuni \u00een am\u0103r\u00e2tele alea de softuri.
\n– Auzi, bre? Ia stai a\u0219a oleac\u0103! \u00cen ce an e\u0219ti fabricat matale?
\n– Da` de ce, m\u0103?
\n– Iete, de-aia a\u0219a! Hai, zi, \u00een ce an?
\n– `70, na!
\n– Aaaaoleeu! Pi, bre, n-auzi! Io sunt octacore, I7, SSD, 8 giga, 2015… \u0218i matale?! Cu floppy… cu de-astea… H\u0103, h\u0103\u0103\u0103! Ia zi, \u021bi se mai \u00eenv\u00e2rte discu`? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– Z\u0103u m\u0103? R\u00e2de\u021bi ca muta la tastatur\u0103! \u0218i ia zi, ce faci cu octacoarele tale?
\n– Cum ce fac?! Muncesc!
\n– Ezact, m\u0103! Munce\u0219ti! Io g\u00e2ndesc! Procesez! \u0218i stau s\u0103-mi pierd megabi\u021bii cu skeletoni ca tine! Mar\u0219 la munc\u0103, fi-r-a\u021bi ai dracu` de fier\u0103tanii! Cum v\u0103 d\u0103 sistemu` oleac\u0103 de liber la op\u021biuni, cum v-o ia hardu` razna! Parc-a\u021bi fi oameni!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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