Bun\u0103 seara! M\u0103i, dragi tovar\u0103\u0219i \u0219i pretini! Io am stat a\u0219a oleac\u0103 \u0219i m-am uitat spre mine \u00eensu\u0219i… \u00eensum\u0103… \u0103\u0103\u0103, spre mine \u0219i mi-am dat c\u00e2teva perechi de p\u0103lmi! Pentru c\u0103, de ce? Pentru c\u0103 m-am scuturat a\u0219a ca c\u00e2inele care iese din ap\u0103 v\u0103z\u00e2nd adev\u0103rul care umbl\u0103 cu capetele sparte! Adev\u0103ru` e c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce m-am scuturat a\u0219a de tot superflu-ul, supercalifragilisticul \u0219i superficialismul(phiu, ce greu e cu cultura!) care m\u0103 guverna mai r\u0103u ca peneleul, am v\u0103zut! Am fost orb \u0219i acum am v\u0103zut! Am v\u0103zut pe Pre\u0219edintele nostru iubit, relaxat \u0219i dezbr\u0103cat de paltonul preziden\u021bial \u0219i deta\u0219at de toat\u0103 fr\u0103suiala cu formarea guvernului \u00een \u021bar\u0103, st\u00e2nd la mas\u0103 la sumiturile pentru \u00eenc\u0103lzeala globular\u0103 de la Roma \u0219i de la Glasgow… Acilea, s\u0103-mi permite\u021bi s\u0103 ezecut o divagina\u021bie… \u0103\u0103\u0103, o divagabilitate… o divaga\u021bie de-aia de la subect. Am p\u0103rere c\u0103 Lumea a sim\u021bit c\u0103-i groas\u0103 cu \u00eenc\u0103lzirea \u0219i s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 ia m\u0103suri p\u0103 bune cu reduc\u021bia emisiunilor de carbonnara… \u0103\u0103\u0103, de carbon, care cic\u0103, e de vin\u0103 pentru c\u0103 iarna vine \u00een martie la Bra\u0219ov \u0219i de-aia coboar\u0103 ur\u0219ii gunoieri la cules de ghiocei printre tomberoane! Da` \u0219ti\u021b` ce mi-a atrac\u021bionat mie aten\u021biunea? C\u0103 am auzit p\u0103unii… p\u0103 unii care zicea c\u0103 noi suntem \u0103i mai primii din lume la reduc\u021bia emisiunilor alea de carbon! Da` \u0219ti\u021b` de ce?! Pentru c\u0103 noi am fost preteno\u0219i cu mediu` de fo treizeci de ani, de c\u00e2nd tot am redus industria aia care scotea fum \u0219i m\u00e2nca megawa\u021bi p\u0103 p\u00e2ine!… \u0218i am reciclat-o, am t\u0103iat-o \u0219i am dus-o la fer vechi, p\u00e2n\u0103 am ajuns la performan\u021ba asta p\u0103 care a v\u0103zut-o to\u021bi mai-marii lumii \u0103steia… Mai dup\u0103 aceea, am trecut la defri\u0219area p\u0103durilor, da` ministrul mediului a zis una \u0219i mai mi\u0219to! Cic\u0103, oricum, la noi fenomenul defri\u0219\u0103rilor e de mai mic\u0103 amploare dec\u00e2t \u00een Brazilia aia!… P\u0103i, breee, nenea ministru`! P\u0103i, la noi nu e p\u0103duri ecua\u021bionale… \u0103\u0103\u0103, ecuatoriale, bre!… Noi nu suntem brazilieni! P\u0103i, dac\u0103 eram noi brazilieni, nu eream noi \u0103i mai califica\u021bi la toate campionatele de fotbal, handbal, softbal, pinball, paintball \u0219i altele, etc, \u0219.a.m.d?…
\nDar s\u0103 \u00eenchei aici divi… digav… aia de care v\u0103 spusei! Deci, io am v\u0103zut cum Pre\u0219edintele nostru s-a sanctificat… \u0103\u0103\u0103, sacrificat pe sine \u0219i a pus mai presus interesul na\u021bional \u0219i ne-a ar\u0103tat pentru ce s-a dus la piramizi mai \u00eent\u00e2i, \u0219i dup-aia la \u00eent\u00e2lnirea aia ,,la v\u00e2rf\u201d! Io crez c\u0103 s-a \u00eenc\u0103rcat de la efectu` \u0103la de piramid\u0103 (\u0103la cu dou\u0103 treimi de baz\u0103, o treime de v\u00e2rf… fizic\u0103 elementar\u0103!) P\u0103i, breee, al nostru e vizionar! E \u00eenainte-v\u0103z\u0103tor! Ne aduce energia nucular\u0103… nuclear\u0103 la col\u021bu` blocului! O s\u0103 aiv\u0103 tot rom\u00e2nu` centrala lui nuclear\u0103 de apartament! F\u0103r\u0103 ap\u0103 grea, numa cu de-aia u\u0219oar\u0103, de la Compania de Ap\u0103! (Apropo, \u0103\u0219tia o v\u00e2nd at\u00e2ta de scump, de zici c\u0103 e de-aia grea, at\u00e2rn\u0103 greu la factur\u0103, de se spal\u0103 uraniul \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bit pe cap cu ea!). Deci, nu-l merit\u0103m! El tace \u0219i face facere de bine cu for\u021ba pentru poporul \u0103sta p\u0103 care-l car\u0103 \u00een spatele dumnealui ca cum car\u0103 Atlas p\u0103m\u00e2ntul! \u0218i el, poporul, \u00eel bate \u0219i-l \u00eenjur\u0103 day and night \u0219i all the time! Big time!… C\u00e2nd el zicea ,,ionopotkivanokpeeseedee\u201d, nu-l credea niminea, da` acuma ar fi de acord s\u0103 vie peeseedee iar din nou \u0219i \u00eenc-o dat\u0103 la puteri! C\u0103ci, aritmetic \u0219i matematic, orice partid ridicat la putere, devine… Dracu` mai \u0219tie ce devine!… A\u0219a, deci, ce ziceam?… A, da! Deci o s\u0103 se fabrice \u00een Rom\u00e2nia centrale nucleare modulare, cu partenerii no\u0219tri strategici \u0219i tradi\u021bionali, americanii! Nu \u0219tiu ce-or zice europenii, da` io zic c\u0103 i-am spart pe ru\u0219i! Le-am dat nucleara! O s\u0103 ne doar\u0103-n… fundu` cur\u021bii de gazu` lor, de South Stream, North Stream \u0219i alte perimetre neexplorate cump\u0103rate de Romgaz \u00een Neptun Deep… \u0218i gazu` \u0103sta din Marea Neagr\u0103 o s\u0103-l folosim numa` pentru brichete, a\u0219a ca s\u0103 facem o arogan\u021b\u0103!…
\nDeci, ca s\u0103 trag de-o concluzie! Nu-l mai suspenda\u021b` pe Pre\u0219edinte! C\u0103, poate, dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea fuziuni, poate om avea parte \u0219i de ni\u0219te fisiuni nucleare! \u0218i dac\u0103 am perdut laseru` de la M\u0103gurele, m\u0103car ne-om c\u0103ptu\u0219i cu c\u00e2te-o mic\u0103 ciupercu\u021b\u0103… atomic\u0103!
\nTr\u0103iasc\u0103 fuziunea \u0219i fisiunea \u00eentre popoare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bun\u0103 seara! M\u0103i, dragi tovar\u0103\u0219i \u0219i pretini! Io am stat a\u0219a oleac\u0103 \u0219i m-am uitat spre mine \u00eensu\u0219i… \u00eensum\u0103… \u0103\u0103\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21262"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21263,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21262\/revisions\/21263"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}