{"id":21249,"date":"2023-06-10T20:40:59","date_gmt":"2023-06-10T17:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21249"},"modified":"2023-06-10T20:40:59","modified_gmt":"2023-06-10T17:40:59","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aminare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21249","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aminare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       \u00cemi dau t\u00e2rcoale zeci de <strong>amocuri<\/strong>. N-a\u0219 mai face nimic<br \/>\n       Un du-te-vino pe Ferdinand. Care mai de care mai mo\u021bat, mai ales din ma\u0219in\u0103. C\u0103-i poli\u021bai, c\u0103-i taximetrist sau simplu frecu\u0219ar de asfalt, to\u021bi se-ntrec pe sine \u00een virtutea pedalei de accelera\u021bie. Imediat dup\u0103 farmacie &#8211; s\u0103 fi fost \u0219i-n 2006? sau&#8230;; era, Trandafir de R\u00e2mnic, g\u0103zarul, avea sediul \u00een partea dinspre Terasa Parc, \u00een acela\u0219i imobil -, casa pe care am prelucrat-o ne-a solicitat vreo trei zile la fa\u021ba locului \u0219i una la atelier. Tabla toat\u0103 \u0219i jghebule\u021bele. Le-am diminutivat fiindc\u0103 le e m\u0103sura 25 de centimetri ca desf\u0103\u0219urare. Se fac \u0219i mai mici de at\u00e2t, la vreo marchiz\u0103, la vreo ,,aplec\u0103toare\u201d, \u00eens\u0103 la stre\u0219ini mai mici de 25 nu preiau apa de ploaie \u0219i tind s\u0103 dea pe del\u0103turi. C\u0103 am mai avut noi neajunsuri \u00een vremurile anilor 90-2000, c\u00e2nd comercian\u021bii r\u00e2mniceni te <strong>am\u0103geau<\/strong> cu tabl\u0103 calitatea \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i ea era adus\u0103 din resturile combinatului siderurgic de la Gala\u021bi, c\u00e2nd nu numai zincul se dezlipea precum h\u00e2rtia colantat\u0103, ci \u0219i dimensiunile \u00ee\u021bi f\u0103ceau probleme. Ei \u021bi-o vindeau ca 2&#215;1 metri \u0219i ea avea 1970, 1985, 1992, milimetri, \u00een lungime \u0219i doar 98-99 sau chiar 96 de centimetri \u00een l\u0103\u021bime. \u00cemparte dar\u0103 \u00een opt lungimea \u0219i vezi dac\u0103 ie\u0219i la milimetru cu ultima bucat\u0103 trasat\u0103. Adic\u0103 era de preferat s\u0103 renun\u021bi la ,,un metru\u201d \u0219i s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i cu \u0219apte. La \u0219apte foi pierdeai \u0219apte metri, deci o foaie \u00een plus. Sau dac\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nea ultima bucat\u0103 cu trei milimetri mai mic\u0103 o asamblai ori la col\u021buri, ori din toate ,,resturile\u201d f\u0103ceai un tronson \u0219i la \u00eembinare te chinuiai s\u0103 privi\u0219te\u0219ti c\u00e2t mai bine, ref\u0103c\u00e2nd jgheabul mai mare, pe loc, la dimensiunea celui mai mic. Cu cle\u0219ti\u0219orul lat desf\u0103ceai f\u0103l\u021bi\u0219orul \u00een spate, \u00eel calibrai la dimensiunea celuilalt \u0219i str\u00e2ngeai. Sau se \u00eembinau cele dou\u0103 invers fa\u021b\u0103 de normal \u0219i te apropiai c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t de m\u0103sura celui mare. Depinde de ,,inspira\u021bia\u201d de moment&#8230;. Au fost \u0219i burlane, dar n-a mai fost nevoie de saceagurile sofisticate. Strea\u0219ina foarte aproape de zid ne-a \u00eeng\u0103duit s\u0103 ie\u0219im din \u0219tu\u021b direct \u00eentr-o bucat\u0103 de burlan de un metru, iar pe ea am introdus-o \u00een unghi obtuz, deschis p\u00e2n\u0103 la vreo 170 de grade, \u00een burlanul cu cot asamblat la atelier. Dou\u0103 pe lateral spate, unul la dolia mic\u0103 &#8211; chiar dac\u0103 nu este nicio bifurca\u021bie pe acoperi\u0219, ci doar o parte de cas\u0103 ie\u0219it\u0103 cu zidul 40 de centimetri; constructorii de pe vremuri, \u00eencredin\u021ba\u021bi c\u0103 au f\u0103cut mare br\u00e2nz\u0103, mare design -, unul prin spate \u0219i dou\u0103 arunc\u0103toare la strad\u0103. Pe strad\u0103, fiindc\u0103 zidul din fa\u021b\u0103 \u021bine loc de hotar. Loc de&#8230;. Pentru mine de <strong>analize<\/strong> de sus, de pe acoperi\u0219. Ca-n orice <strong>anarhie<\/strong>, nu puteam face not\u0103 discordant\u0103 cu popula\u021bia \u0219i autorit\u0103\u021bile, uneori prea nep\u0103s\u0103toare, alteori d\u00e2nd dovad\u0103 de un zel exagerat. S\u0103 m\u0103 fi auzit cum m\u0103 r\u0103steam la poli\u021baiul ce oprise pe un oarecare \u00een detrimentul altuia, care v\u0103dit gre\u0219ise chiar sub cascheta lui. ,,Las\u0103-l, b\u0103, ce \u021bi-a f\u0103cut? A\u0219a v-a\u021bi obi\u0219nuit, s\u0103 sanc\u021biona\u021bi pe cei pro\u0219ti \u0219i \u0219mecherii s\u0103 scape neatin\u0219i!\u201d. Nu s-a auzit foarte bine \u0219i probabil c\u0103 n-avea chef s\u0103 se ia de mine respectivul. Oricum gre\u0219ise \u0219i de-aia n-a ripostat pe m\u0103sura acuzelor mele. De-alde mine, viteji pe dreptate, nu golani tupei\u0219ti care s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 nelegiuirile cu gura c\u00e2t \u0219ura, cu pumnul, cu s\u0103biile \u0219i pistoalele ori cu ma\u0219inile, pentru fapte <strong>amorale<\/strong> s-au \u00eempu\u021binat p\u00e2n\u0103 la dispari\u021bia definitiv\u0103, am devenit o na\u021bie de <strong>amu\u021bi\u021bi<\/strong>, nu mai suntem \u00een stare de-o grijanie, de-o <strong>anafor\u0103<\/strong>, <strong>apatici<\/strong> cet\u0103\u021bene\u0219te, dar \u00een verv\u0103 c\u00e2nd ni-i de propriul stomac \u0219i de pl\u0103cerea personal\u0103. <strong>Amoro\u0219i<\/strong>, de parc\u0103 suntem f\u0103cu\u021bi numai din hormoni, lene\u0219i, fuduli \u0219i mai ales ai naibii de afurisi\u021bi. \u00cen ritmul \u0103sta cardiac social, ne putem duce de r\u00e2p\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mari eforturi. C\u00e2\u021biva ani \u0219i putem uita c-am existat vreodat\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 niciun cataclism apocaliptic cosmic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cemi dau t\u00e2rcoale zeci de amocuri. N-a\u0219 mai face nimic Un du-te-vino pe Ferdinand. 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