{"id":21197,"date":"2023-06-03T22:41:10","date_gmt":"2023-06-03T19:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21197"},"modified":"2023-06-03T22:41:10","modified_gmt":"2023-06-03T19:41:10","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amianta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21197","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amianta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       ,,Noapte de tu\u0219&#8230;\u201d Ce \u021bi-e \u0219i cu textierii \u0103\u0219tia&#8230;.<br \/>\n        P\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 1. M-am tras la aghioase, dup\u0103 ce calculasem c\u00e2t mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne p\u00e2n\u0103 la trezirea lui ,,\u0219apte&#8230; punct\u201d (aici m\u0103 autocitez), ca ,,s\u0103 fiu\u201d la opt la serviciu. \u0218ase ore declarate aproape suficiente ca s\u0103 rezist la nebunia s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii care a \u00eenceput f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 o fi terminat-o pe cealalt\u0103 cu odihn\u0103 binemeritat\u0103, pornit\u0103 de joi \u00een for\u021b\u0103 \u0219i o sper \u00eencheiat\u0103 duminic\u0103 aceasta, dup\u0103 ce ciracii mei de ,,home studio\u201d se vor fi consumat studice\u0219te pe la dou\u0103 ale amiezii. Dar mai pu\u021bin de at\u00e2t, am mai ciupit din somn patruzeci de minute, alt\u0103dat\u0103 puse chiar \u0219i peste opt, sosit la atelier \u00een pragul lui nou\u0103, apostrofat de tata \u00een fel \u0219i chip, de la dojana paternal\u0103 la injuria birj\u0103reasc\u0103. M\u0103 sc\u0103ldam \u00eentr-o ,,albie de porci\u201d cu riposte ce se l\u0103sau uneori, rar, cu retractile reveniri la culcu\u0219. \u00cemi p\u0103rea r\u0103u, \u00eens\u0103 mi-era bun\u0103 ,,cearta la cu\u021bite\u201d, mai a\u021bipeam, noaptea \u00eentins\u0103 de mult c\u00e2ntat la ,,o c\u00e2rciumioar\u0103 la \u0219osea\u201d, vizion\u0103ri tv, jocuri \u0219i proiecte muzicale (r\u0103mase la sertar) pe calculator \u0219i de vreo unsprezece ani \u00eencoace de citit \u0219i scris, avea nevoie de un ,,interval complementar\u201d de compensa\u021bie. Tot rar r\u0103m\u00e2neam definitiv acas\u0103. De altfel, plecam dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103 c\u0103tre locul de munc\u0103, dac\u0103 nu era prea departe.<br \/>\n        Sper ca <strong>amnezia<\/strong> s\u0103 nu se fi instalat \u00eenc\u0103, de\u0219i evenimentul aniversar al lui Carmen, majoratul, are azi o v\u00e2rst\u0103 considerabil\u0103, 34 de ani. Ajunsesem \u00een cartierul S\u00e2rbi cu prietena, \u00eembr\u0103cat la tricou galben, asort\u00e9, de \u00eemprumut de la sor\u0103-sa, ca s\u0103 fac pereche convenabil\u0103 de \u021binut\u0103, dup\u0103 ce tot grupul se reunise pentru a ne face o intrare omogen\u0103, ordonat\u0103, pe placul p\u0103rin\u021bilor ei (clien\u021bii no\u0219tri de peste ani, \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i Carmen, r\u0103mas\u0103 ulterior \u00een aceea\u0219i cas\u0103 p\u0103rinteasc\u0103). Florin Co\u0219erea, Cornel ochelaristul, Niculi\u021b\u0103, grasa al c\u0103rui nume nu mi-l pot aminti (cum opinam, nu s-a instalat, dar nici mult nu mai are), eu cu ,,Aurica\u201d (mama o botezase de focul contrar patimii mele de a m\u0103 <strong>amoreza<\/strong>) \u0219i Paula (?) de pe Ana Ip\u0103tescu, ca reper, punctul trafo se g\u0103se\u0219te \u00een curtea ei (o alt\u0103 \u00eencercare a mea nereu\u0219it\u0103 de a spori ,,seria\u201d de <strong>amoruri<\/strong> m\u0103car cu o fat\u0103, semi reu\u0219it\u0103; a tergiversat \u00een ianuarie-aprilie ale lui 89 p\u00e2n\u0103 a zis, nici m\u0103car, ,,te pup, pa-pa\u201d, s-a stins f\u0103r\u0103 un r\u0103spuns clar; a r\u0103mas de pe urma am\u0103girii un c\u00e2ntec, ,,Numai tu\u201d, ,,sc\u00e2ncit\u201d cu Vitamina rock\u201d \u00een tot anul de gra\u021bie amintit). \u0218i cam at\u00e2t. Ceilal\u021bi venea care de pe unde se \u0219tia locui. Martor\u0103 o fotografie de grup \u00een camera de chef de la drum, \u0103l de sus \u00ee\u0219i poate face o idee cum de ne-a \u00eenc\u0103put \u0219i a mai r\u0103mas \u0219i spa\u021biu fotografului, din pragul u\u0219ii s\u0103 ne imortalizeze. Cam 20 de in\u0219i. O s\u0103 v\u0103 transmit dimensiunile c\u00e2nd voi bifa la lucr\u0103ri \u0219i casa ei.<br \/>\n        Acum ,,p-a m\u0103-sii\u201d. Mai la centru, deci mai mare, mai boiereasc\u0103, mai lung\u0103, mai \u00eenalt\u0103 (chiar dac\u0103 \u0219i-n camera de distrac\u021bii din S\u00e2rbi nu se ajungea printr-un simplu pas peste prag, ci dup\u0103 un r\u00e2nd de vreo trei-patru sc\u0103ri), dar cu un acoperi\u0219 moale. Fusesem la evaluare, c\u00e2nt\u0103risem neajunsurile de pe dedesubt, comandasem c\u00e2teva sc\u00e2nduri, mai ales la hornuri (mi-s hoarne pe limb\u0103, dup\u0103 obi\u0219nuin\u021b\u0103) \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 <strong>am\u00e2n\u0103ri<\/strong> am purces a doua zi la lucru. Dup\u0103 re\u021beta verbal\u0103 a lui tata, decal\u00e2nd un alt client, ,,s\u0103-i facem mai repede femeii, c\u0103-i plou\u0103\u201d, ne-am trezit ,,dis de diminea\u021b\u0103\u201d, ne-am trambalat cu calabal\u00e2cul la adres\u0103 \u0219i ne-am \u00eenfipt repede cu h\u00e2rle\u021bul \u00een r\u00e2ndurile de tabl\u0103. Desfaceri sus \u0219i jos, unde coamele sunt asigurate c\u0103 nu ies dec\u00e2t dup\u0103 vreo furie a naturii cu nivel de uragan, dar nici atunci, fiindc\u0103 \u0219anse sunt mai cur\u00e2nd s\u0103 zboare cu totul acoperi\u0219ul, cur\u0103\u021bare de sc\u00e2nduri &#8211; m\u0103tur\u0103ri \u0219i desfaceri de copci \u0219i cuie, \u00eenlocuiri&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Noapte de tu\u0219&#8230;\u201d Ce \u021bi-e \u0219i cu textierii \u0103\u0219tia&#8230;. P\u00e2n\u0103 pe la 1. M-am tras la aghioase, dup\u0103 ce calculasem<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21198,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21197\/revisions\/21198"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}