{"id":21178,"date":"2023-05-31T16:02:06","date_gmt":"2023-05-31T13:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21178"},"modified":"2023-05-31T16:09:19","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T13:09:19","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-plugusorul-nasionalist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21178","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Plugu\u0219orul na\u021bional(ist)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Aho! Aho! Popor rom\u00e2n
\ncare zici c\u0103 e\u0219ti st\u0103p\u00e2n…
\nStai pu\u021bin \u0219i nu-njura,
\nascult\u0103 urarea mea!<\/p>\n

Aho! Aho! Copii \u0219i fra\u021bi,
\nce sunte\u021bi microcipa\u021bi,
\nsau la 5G conecta\u021bi,
\n\u0219i de Bill Gates \u00eensemna\u021bi!<\/p>\n

M\u00e2ine, anul se-nnoie\u0219te
\nplugu\u0219orul se porne\u0219te
\n\u0219i \u00eencepe a ura
\npe la case-a colinda…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 veni vorba de case…
\nSunt unii care au \u0219ase,
\na\u0219a c\u0103 s-avem iertare:
\nam ura, nu \u0219tim la care!<\/p>\n

Lui Klaus sau dom` N\u0103stase
\n(\u0103la de se \u00eempu\u0219case!)
\nc\u0103ci, de cur\u00e2nd am aflat
\nc\u0103 el a fost achitat!<\/p>\n

Iar justi\u021bia rom\u00e2n\u0103,
\ncare are legea-n m\u00e2n\u0103,
\ntocmai a considerat
\nc\u0103 e reabilitat!<\/p>\n

Nu v\u0103 mira\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Dar \u00eencep a mea urare
\nde la epoca \u00een care
\ndacii st\u0103p\u00e2neau pe-aici
\nSfinxul \u0219i cu Jepii Mici<\/p>\n

Apoi au venit romanii
\n\u00een vreo c\u00e2teva campanii
\n\u0219i i-au cucerit pe daci.
\nAsta este, ce s\u0103-i faci? <\/p>\n

De Traian \u0219i Decebal
\nscrie-n orice manual,
\niar dup\u0103 acel r\u0103zboi,
\niat\u0103, ap\u0103rur\u0103m noi.<\/p>\n

Gelu, Glad, Menumorut,
\nau f\u0103cut tot ce-au putut
\n\u00eenfiin\u021b\u00e2nd cnezate,
\n\u00een istorie citate…<\/p>\n

Apoi, Mircea cel B\u0103tr\u00e2n,
\ncel mai \u00een\u021belept rom\u00e2n,
\na ajuns, vorba aceea,
\netern, \u00een Scrisoarea a treia!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-a ap\u0103rat s\u0103r\u0103cia
\n\u0219i de-atunci, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia
\ns\u0103r\u0103cia a r\u0103mas,
\nn-a f\u0103cut de-aici, un pas!<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 el, \u0218tefan cel Mare,
\nsta de straj\u0103 la hotare,
\ntot lupt\u00e2ndu-se cu turcii,
\nap\u0103r\u00e2ndu-\u0219i semnul crucii<\/p>\n

A \u00eenvins, a \u0219i pierdut,
\na f\u0103cut el ce-a f\u0103cut,
\n\u0219i ne-a l\u0103sat mo\u0219teniri
\nbiserici \u0219i m\u0103n\u0103stiri!<\/p>\n

Mai apoi, Mihai Viteazu,
\na schimbat un pic macazu`
\nc\u00e2nd a vrut s\u0103 se uneasc\u0103
\ntoat\u0103 stirpea rom\u00e2neasc\u0103…<\/p>\n

Pentru pohta ce-a pohtit,
\nel cu via\u021ba a pl\u0103tit
\nc\u0103ci n-a fost de-acord cu asta,
\ngeneralul Gheorghe Basta!<\/p>\n

Ia mai asculta\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Apoi, Domnul Cuza-Vod\u0103,
\na vrut s\u0103 fie la mod\u0103
\n\u0219i s\u0103 sparg\u0103 acele norme
\nf\u0103c\u00e2nd oarece reforme!<\/p>\n

A f\u0103cut fiscalizare,
\napoi, secularizare,
\nde asta n-a rezistat
\npentru c-a fost exilat!<\/p>\n

Dar a unit Principate,
\nav\u00e2nd suveranitate
\n\u00eens\u0103 asta n-a dat bine
\nla puterile str\u0103ine…<\/p>\n

De aceea, pe ascuns,
\nBr\u0103tianu l-a adus
\npe Carol, rege prusac,
\npentru un popor s\u0103rac!<\/p>\n

Ia lua\u021bi aminte, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, cu el la domnie,
\na fost alt\u0103 Rom\u00e2nie,
\nc\u00e2\u0219tig\u00e2nd Independen\u021ba
\nafirm\u00e2ndu-\u0219i existen\u021ba!<\/p>\n

Mai apoi, Primul R\u0103zboi,
\na fost cr\u00e2ncen pentru noi,
\ndar s-a c\u00e2\u0219tigat Unirea,
\niar Ferdinand, nemurirea…<\/p>\n

Apoi, Rom\u00e2nia Mare
\nlua av\u00e2nt \u00een dezvoltare,
\n\u0219i \u0219i-a f\u0103cut faim\u0103-n lume,
\nc\u00e2\u0219tig\u00e2ndu-\u0219i un renume…<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, \u00eentr-un mod fatal,
\n\u00een alt R\u0103zboi Mondial,
\nRom\u00e2nia s-a luptat
\n\u00eens\u0103 n-a mai c\u00e2\u0219tigat!<\/p>\n

Ia mai lupta\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Regele Mihai I,
\ncu coroana c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2i,
\nde ru\u0219i el a fost for\u021bat
\n\u0219i atunci a abdicat!<\/p>\n

A plecat din \u021bara lui,
\npe drumul exilului,
\niar noi am r\u0103mas cu ru\u0219ii
\nl\u0103crim\u00e2nd \u00een pragul u\u0219ii!<\/p>\n

\u0218i au venit comuni\u0219tii,
\nalung\u00e2nd capitali\u0219tii,
\nf\u0103c\u00e2nd colectivizarea,
\napoi, na\u021bionalizarea!<\/p>\n

A urmat o dictatur\u0103
\nce punea pumnul \u00een gur\u0103
\n\u0219i-a durat c\u00e2t a durat,
\np\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd ne-am revoltat…<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

N-am g\u0103sit alt\u0103 solu\u021bie,
\ndec\u00e2t acea Revolu\u021bie,
\nam \u00eempu\u0219cat dictatorul
\ncare asuprea poporul…<\/p>\n

Atunci s-a v\u0103rsat mult s\u00e2nge,
\n\u0219i-acum \u00eenc\u0103 se mai pl\u00e2nge
\npentru cei din cimitire
\nce-au trecut \u00een nemurire…<\/p>\n

De atunci am tot sperat,
\nc\u0103 avem ce am visat:
\nacea sf\u00e2nt\u0103 libertate
\nce ne-ar fi sc\u0103pat de toate…<\/p>\n

Am votat cu Iliescu
\ns\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de Ceau\u0219escu,
\na urmat Constantinescu,
\n\u0219i apoi, Traian B\u0103sescu!<\/p>\n

Am intrat apoi \u00een NATO,
\narmata am mic\u0219orat-o,
\n\u00eens\u0103 am pl\u0103tit ni\u021bel:
\ncu contracte la… Bechtel!<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 ce-am intrat \u0219i-n UE,
\nam ajuns s\u0103 ni se spuie
\nc\u0103 porcul, c\u00e2nd e t\u0103iat
\ntrebuie-nt\u00e2i… asomat!<\/p>\n

Ia mai asoma\u021bi, fl\u0103c\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

\u0218i se face la Bruxelles,
\npre\u021bul \u0219i la p\u0103trunjel,
\n\u0219i mai nou, pre\u021bul la gaze,
\nde-am ajuns to\u021bi, kamikaze!<\/p>\n

Tot de-acolo dragii mei,
\nse dau sfaturi na\u021biei,
\ns\u0103 fie mai ,,open mind\u201d
\ns\u0103 accepte … ,,different kind\u201d!<\/p>\n

S-a votat cu PSD-ul,
\napoi, \u0219i cu PNL-ul,
\na\u0219tept\u00e2nd mereu speran\u021b\u0103
\np\u00e2n-au f\u0103cut alian\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n

S-au unit \u00een USL,
\ntr\u0103d\u00e2nd a\u0219tept\u0103rile,
\nurm\u0103rind doar interese,
\nbanii-n conturi s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eendese!<\/p>\n

Voind s\u0103 avem repaus
\nl-am votat apoi, pe Klaus,
\nc\u0103 e neam\u021b \u0219i e cinstit,
\n\u00eens\u0103 \u0219i el ne-a min\u021bit!<\/p>\n

A ie\u0219it cu geaca-n Pia\u021b\u0103,
\nfiindc\u0103 era frig \u0219i cea\u021b\u0103
\nzic\u00e2nd c\u0103tre adunare
\nc\u0103 el vrea modernizare<\/p>\n

Ia moderniza\u021bi, fl\u0103c\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Aho, la domnul Pre\u0219edinte,
\ncare s-a rugat fierbinte
\ns\u0103 aib\u0103 guvernul s\u0103u
\nca s\u0103 n-o mai ducem r\u0103u!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd s-a dus la piramide,
\nnoi f\u0103ceam teste rapide,
\np\u00e2n\u0103 i-a spus prima doamn\u0103:
\n,,-Hai, mai las\u0103-i p\u00e2n\u0103 la toamn\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n

El ne spunea limpede,
\nc\u0103 nu vrea cu PeeSeeDee,
\ndar acum, cu non\u0219alan\u021b\u0103,
\ni-a b\u0103gat \u00een alian\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i acuma, PeeNeeLee,
\ne cu ,,ciuma ro\u0219ie\u201d!
\nIeri era ,,care pe care\u201d,
\nazi, ,,colegi\u201d de guvernare!<\/p>\n

De s-ar scula vreun Br\u0103tian,
\n\u0219i l-ar vedea pe Bogdan,
\nn-ar mai spune un cuv\u00e2nt,
\ns-ar \u00eentoarce \u00een morm\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n

Nu v\u0103 mira\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

De s-ar scula ,,\u00cempu\u0219catu`\u201d,
\n\u0219i-ar vedea ce-a ajuns statu`,
\ncondus de urma\u0219ii lui
\ncopii ai sistemului,<\/p>\n

Tare bine i-ar p\u0103rea,
\n\u0219i ce s-ar mai bucura,
\nc\u0103 ei, fiecare-n parte
\nduc partidul mai departe!<\/p>\n

Indiferent de culoare,
\nau aceea\u0219i abordare,
\ns\u0103 ajung\u0103 la putere,
\ndoar cu g\u00e2ndul la avere<\/p>\n

S\u0103 aib\u0103 acces la bani
\nm\u0103car pentru patru ani,
\nbog\u0103\u021bia s\u0103 le creasc\u0103,
\n\u021bara s\u0103 o jefuiasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

Aho, aho! La Parlament,
\nunde s-a-nt\u00e2mplat recent
\no mare manipulare
\npe motiv de… vaccinare!<\/p>\n

\u0218i unde, o biat\u0103 poart\u0103
\na avut cumplita soart\u0103
\nde a-\u0219i ie\u0219i din \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ni,
\n\u0219i-a nu-i opri pe rom\u00e2ni!<\/p>\n

Ia mai descuia\u021bi poarta, m\u0103i! H\u0103\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103 ea e vinovat\u0103
\nc\u0103 toat\u0103 aceast\u0103 gloat\u0103
\na tulburat, efectiv,
\nprocesul legislativ!<\/p>\n

Taman se vota bun\u0103starea,
\nfondurilor alocarea,
\n\u0219-au venit ei cu… ,,uratul\u201d
\nc\u0103 nu vor certificatul!<\/p>\n

Aho! Aho! La domnul Ciuc\u0103,
\nprim-ministru cu vipu\u0219c\u0103,
\nmilitar de carier\u0103
\ncu pistol-mitralier\u0103…<\/p>\n

D\u00e2nsul este general,
\npremierul ideal,
\nca \u00een vremuri de restri\u0219te,
\n\u00een front, nimeni s\u0103 nu mi\u0219te!<\/p>\n

Aho! Aho! La dom` Ciolacu,
\nce s-a dat de-a berbeleacu`
\ns\u0103 aduc\u0103, nu \u0219tiu cum,
\npartidul, unde-i acum!<\/p>\n

Pu\u021bini \u00eel credeau \u00een stare,
\nde-aia este de mirare
\nc\u0103 e iar la guvernare,
\ncu puterea de rigoare…<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Aho! Aho! La Florin C\u00ee\u021bu,
\ncare-a tras de coad\u0103 m\u00e2\u021bu`,
\np\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-a sup\u0103rat
\npe to\u021bi care l-au votat!<\/p>\n

Pe Alina, pe Raluca,
\nce au inima c\u00e2t nuca
\n\u0219i vor iute, \u00een februar`
\ncongres extraordinar!<\/p>\n

Aho! Aho! Lui Ludovic,
\ncel demisionat un pic,
\n\u0219i care a fost tr\u0103dat
\nde cei ce l-au l\u0103udat!<\/p>\n

Acuma, c\u00e2nd realizeaz\u0103,
\ndegeaba mai l\u0103crimeaz\u0103,
\n\u0219i vrea s\u0103 ne spun\u0103 nou\u0103
\nc\u0103 rupe partidu-n dou\u0103!<\/p>\n

Aho \u0219i la UDMR,
\ncare, din PNRR,
\n\u0219i-a tras partea cea mai mare,
\nav\u00e2nd om la ,,Dezvoltare\u201d<\/p>\n

A fost floare la ureche
\npentru dom` ministru Cseke
\nca, dup\u0103 negociere
\ns\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la putere!<\/p>\n

Ja napot kivanok, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Aho, aho, tradi\u021bional
\nla AUR, partid vocal,
\n\u0219i la George Simion
\ncare-i ,,live\u201d pe telefon!<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103-ar fi ,,noul Messia\u201d
\nce-i trimis \u00een Rom\u00e2nia
\ns\u0103-i ia locul lui Vadim
\ncel plecat la \u021bintirim!<\/p>\n

Aho, aho!, mai ap\u0103sat
\nla noi, la R\u00e2mnicu-S\u0103rat
\nce are pe stem\u0103 un cal,
\nmori de v\u00e2nt \u00een v\u00e2rf de deal<\/p>\n

Aici la noi, la cotitur\u0103,
\n\u00een Subcarpa\u021bii de curbur\u0103,
\ncutremure num\u0103r\u0103m
\nde-aia ne… cutremur\u0103m!<\/p>\n

Acum, \u00eens\u0103, este pace,
\n\u00een ora\u0219ul cel vivace,
\nunde-n r\u00e2u e sare gem\u0103
\n\u0219i un cal frumos pe stem\u0103…<\/p>\n

Iar la noi, la Prim\u0103rie,
\ne pace \u0219i prietenie,
\nnu mai e beligeran\u021b\u0103,
\nto\u021bi, fiind \u00een alian\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi, m\u0103i, fl\u0103c\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

\u0218i am ajuns, a\u0219adar
\ncu plugul, la dom` Primar
\nc\u0103 \u0219i d\u00e2nsul, cum s\u0103 spun,
\nne-a colindat de Cr\u0103ciun!<\/p>\n

Mul\u021bi au zis c\u0103 le-a pl\u0103cut
\ncolindul ce s-a f\u0103cut,
\n\u0219i ar vrea \u00een continuare
\naceea\u0219i modernizare!<\/p>\n

Aho, \u00een Consiliul Local,
\npesedisto-liberal,
\nunde, mai sunt \u0219i excep\u021bii,
\nal\u021bii, din alte… ,,direc\u021bii\u201d<\/p>\n

Printre dezbateri \u00eencinse
\n\u0219i discu\u021bii mai aprinse,
\nmai apare-un HCL
\n\u0219i \u00eenvinge binele!<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Aho, s\u0103 zic o ur\u0103tur\u0103
\n\u0219i la Casa de Cultur\u0103,
\nzis\u0103 Centrul Cultural,
\nansamblu monumental<\/p>\n

Nu-mi pun lac\u0103tul pe gur\u0103
\ns\u0103 nu zic despre cultur\u0103,
\nc\u0103ci, de-i Centru sau e Cas\u0103,
\ncultura-i la ea acas\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i m-ar bate Dumnezeu,
\ns\u0103 nu zic despre Muzeu,
\ncare, de\u0219i n-are firm\u0103,
\nvaloarea el \u0219i-o afirm\u0103<\/p>\n

\u0218i-aici, apropo de firm\u0103,
\nzvonurile se confirm\u0103,
\nc\u0103 Muzeul dar \u0219i Centrul
\n\u00ee\u0219i vor schimba firmamentul<\/p>\n

\u0218i de-aceea, de la anu`
\n,,Florica Cristoforeanu\u201d
\n\u0219i ,,Octavian Mo\u0219escu\u201d
\nne vor lumina firescul…<\/p>\n

Iar, dup\u0103 p\u0103rerea mea,
\ncred c\u0103, nici nu se putea,
\nalte nume s\u0103 primeasc\u0103,
\n\u00een urbea br\u00e2ncoveneasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i tot apropo de urbe,
\nunii vor s\u0103 o perturbe
\n\u00eens\u0103 al\u021bii, dimpotriv\u0103,
\nfac Grup de Ini\u021biativ\u0103!<\/p>\n

Care vrea s\u0103 promoveze,
\n\u0219i astfel s\u0103 demonstreze,
\nc\u0103-n \u021binutul din Curbur\u0103
\nz\u0103c\u0103minte-s, de cultur\u0103…<\/p>\n

Ia mai promova\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Aho, \u0219i la Pu\u0219c\u0103rie,
\nce-a ajuns butaforie,
\nc\u0103ci s-au f\u0103cut doar proiecte
\nnu investi\u021bii directe<\/p>\n

Au trecut anii la r\u00e2nd,
\nIICMER-ul promi\u021b\u00e2nd
\ntot mereu \u0219i tot mereu
\nc\u0103 se va face muzeu…<\/p>\n

Geaba, unii s-au zb\u0103tut,
\ntot nimic nu s-a f\u0103cut,
\ndoar promisiuni, \u00een van,
\ntot a\u0219a, an dup\u0103 an…<\/p>\n

\u00centre timp, acele ziduri,
\nce au v\u0103zut homiciduri,
\na\u0219teapt\u0103 t\u00e2r\u00e2\u0219-gr\u0103pi\u0219,
\nm\u0103car bani de-acoperi\u0219…<\/p>\n

Deocamdat\u0103, nu se \u0219tie,
\ndac\u0103 pentru pu\u0219c\u0103rie
\ns-or g\u0103si bani, ca atare,
\npentru reabilitare..<\/p>\n

Dar vis\u0103m \u00een continuare
\nla vremea aceea-n care,
\nva fi cunoscut\u0103-n \u021bar\u0103,
\nnu doar… tab\u0103r\u0103 de var\u0103!<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Aho, aho, dragi r\u00e2mniceni,
\nvine sania cu reni
\n\u0219i cobor\u00e2nd dintre nouri,
\nMo\u0219ul ne-a f\u0103cut cadouri!<\/p>\n

Mo\u0219ul cel adev\u0103rat,
\nnu cel care-i speriat
\nde parc\u0103 are vreun risc
\nst\u00e2nd vis-a-vis de Fisc!<\/p>\n

Acuma, c\u0103 nu-i z\u0103pad\u0103,
\ntoat\u0103 lumea poa`s\u0103 vad\u0103,
\nc\u0103 s-au reparat trotuare
\ncu pavele la culoare<\/p>\n

Iar \u00een anumite locuri
\nse vor construi \u0219i blocuri,
\niar serele, ca atare,
\nsunt \u00een reabilitare!<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, unii-s sup\u0103ra\u021bi,
\nfiindc\u0103 ei au fost l\u0103sa\u021bi
\nf\u0103r\u0103 drumul spre credin\u021b\u0103
\n\u0219i se pl\u00e2ng, \u00een consecin\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n

S-a desfiin\u021bat aleea,
\ncare, dom`le, vorb-aceea,
\npurta pa\u0219ii spre divin,
\ncredinciosului cre\u0219tin…<\/p>\n

Dar, dup\u0103 a mea idee,
\ncum ar putea o alee,
\ns\u0103-mpiedice un cre\u0219tin
\ns\u0103 ajung\u0103 la Divin?<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd Isus s-a r\u0103stignit,
\noare el s-o fi g\u00e2ndit
\nc\u0103, pe drumul spre \u00cenviere
\nva fi doar lapte \u0219i miere?<\/p>\n

El a suferit din plin
\npentru-al s\u0103u popor cre\u0219tin
\n\u0219i-a fost chinuit din greu
\nca fiu al lui Dumnezeu!<\/p>\n

Iar\u0103 tu, enoria\u0219,
\nde la \u021bar\u0103 sau ora\u0219,
\nnu po\u021bi merge prin noroi
\nnici m\u0103car un metru-doi?…<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Al\u021bii, se declar\u0103 pentru
\ns\u0103 apar\u0103 a\u0219a, \u00een centru
\nbloc frumos nevoie-mare,
\ndintr-o… reabilitare.<\/p>\n

Din cauz\u0103 de Covid,
\ns-a mai p\u0103strat doar un zid
\nfoarte bine conservat
\n\u0219i cu grij\u0103 ranforsat!<\/p>\n

De\u0219i scrie pe-un panou,
\nc\u0103 blocul nu va fi nou
\nci doar ,,reabilitat\u201d,
\ndup\u0103 ce-a fost… ,,renovat\u201d!<\/p>\n

Amatorii de senza\u021bii
\nv\u00e2n\u0103tori de-autoriza\u021bii,
\nn-au v\u0103zut dac\u0103-i gre\u0219it
\nblocul ce s-a construit!<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, poate mi se pare mie
\niar asta-i doar o prostie,
\n\u0219i \u00een cazul blocului,
\ntotul e la locul lui!<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103 eu m\u0103 gr\u0103besc
\nalte vorbe s\u0103 g\u0103sesc
\nastfel ca-n urarea mea,
\ns\u0103 vorbesc despre-altceva!<\/p>\n

Ia mai asculta\u021bi, m\u0103i, fl\u0103c\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Aho, aho \u0219i la Spital,
\nla personalul medical,
\ncare, pentru fiecare,
\nlupt\u0103 pentru vindecare<\/p>\n

La manageri, directoare,
\nfac asemenea urare,
\ns\u0103 se lupte-n continuare
\npentru buna func\u021bionare<\/p>\n

La medici \u0219i asistente,
\ncare au cazuri urgente,
\ninfirmiere, \u00eengrijitoare,
\nsufletiste, muncitoare,<\/p>\n

\u0218i la ceilal\u021bi angaja\u021bi
\nce aici nu-s men\u021biona\u021bi,
\ndar care muncesc cu spor
\npentru via\u021ba tuturor<\/p>\n

S\u0103 le dorim s\u0103n\u0103tate,
\ns\u0103 aib\u0103 imunitate
\n\u0219i s\u0103 nu se-mboln\u0103veasc\u0103
\ns\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 ne-ngrijeasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i chiar de-o mai veni valu`,
\ns\u0103 nu se-nchid\u0103 Spitalu`,
\nc\u0103ci, ce faci, \u00een pandemie,
\ndac\u0103 faci… hipotermie?<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Totu\u0219i, Rom\u00e2nia mea,
\nmai are \u0219i altceva,
\nnume multe de valori
\nde care uit\u0103m, uneori!<\/p>\n

Eminescu, Ion Creang\u0103,
\ncunoscu\u021bi de-o lume-ntreag\u0103,
\nCaragiale, C\u0103linescu,
\nBr\u00e2ncu\u0219i \u0219i cu Grigorescu…<\/p>\n

B\u0103lcescu, Vladimirescu,
\nIorga \u0219i cu Titulescu,
\nNichita \u0219i C\u0103rt\u0103rescu,
\nCoand\u0103 \u0219i cu Paulescu…<\/p>\n

Ecaterina Teodoroiu,
\ncare a-nfruntat r\u0103zboiu`
\nSau chiar Regina Maria
\nCare-a slujit Rom\u00e2nia…<\/p>\n

Porumbescu \u0219i Enescu
\nLipatti \u0219i P\u0103unescu
\n\u0219i Sergiu Celibidache,
\nde ce nu? Toni Iordache?<\/p>\n

Apoi, Andrei Mure\u0219anu
\nFlorica Cristoforeanu,
\nP\u0103unescu \u0219i Vieru,
\nPrunariu sau P\u0103rintele Galeriu…<\/p>\n

Ia mai m\u00e2na\u021bi, m\u0103i, fl\u0103c\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Plugu\u0219or cu patru boi,
\no s\u0103 fie vai de noi,
\nf\u0103c\u00e2nd \u0219coala \u00een online,
\nn-o s\u0103 fie deloc… fine!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 fiecare \u0219coal\u0103
\nva r\u0103m\u00e2ne numai goal\u0103
\niar elevii vor da ,,like\u201d
\ndoar la ,,proteina spike\u201d!<\/p>\n

Am ajuns \u0219i la Covid,
\nacest virus r\u0103u, perfid,
\nap\u0103rut din China mare
\nsc\u0103pat din laboratoare…<\/p>\n

El a suferit muta\u021bii,
\n\u0219i ne-a afectat rela\u021bii
\nne-a b\u0103gat \u00een izolare,
\niar acum, \u00een… relaxare…<\/p>\n

N-au g\u0103sit leac pentru el,
\nnici t\u00e2n\u0103rul colonel,
\nnici Cercel \u0219i nici Rafila,
\nci doar… Dumnezeu cu mila!<\/p>\n

Nici chiar domnul Arafat,
\nce \u00een case ne-a b\u0103gat
\niar apoi, cu grab\u0103 mare,
\nne-ndeamn\u0103 la vaccinare!<\/p>\n

Ia mai vaccina\u021bi, fl\u0103c\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

Aho! Aho! \u0218i Doamne-ajut\u0103,
\n\u00een alegerea f\u0103cut\u0103
\nd\u0103-ne nou\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tate,
\n\u0219i mult\u0103 imunitate!<\/p>\n

\u0218i d\u0103-ne certificate
\ns\u0103 ne vindec\u0103m de toate,
\n\u0219i celor nevaccina\u021bi
\ndar d\u0103-le \u0219i… celorlal\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Nu ne mai da vreo tulpin\u0103,
\ntaie-l de la r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103,
\ns\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2nem cu trei doze,
\ns\u0103 mai ap\u0103rem \u00een poze…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 acuma facem sport
\nalerg\u00e2nd p\u00e2n\u0103 la cort
\ncare-a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00een parc\u0103ri,
\n,,pelerini\u201d la… vaccin\u0103ri!<\/p>\n

\u0218i ia Doamne, dintre noi,
\ng\u00e2ndul zilei de Apoi,
\n\u0219i durerea-n… mo\u021bul b\u0103\u0219tii,
\nde la nepurtarea m\u0103\u0219tii!<\/p>\n

Te rug\u0103m f\u0103r\u0103 ocol:
\nnu mai pune gard la mall!
\nSuntem tare sup\u0103ra\u021bi,
\nc\u0103 suntem discrimina\u021bi!<\/p>\n

Ia mai ruga\u021bi-v\u0103, m\u0103i! H\u0103i! H\u0103i!<\/p>\n

\u0218i n-am vrea, Doamne fere\u0219te,
\ns\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m to\u021bi grece\u0219te,
\nc\u00e2nd vreo nu \u0219tiu ce tulpin\u0103,
\ne pe cale s\u0103 mai vin\u0103!<\/p>\n

Dar, vrem s\u0103 ne dai curaj,
\npentru orice pelerinaj,
\ns\u0103 mergem cu to\u021bi la moa\u0219te,
\nde acum \u0219i p\u00e2n` la Pa\u0219te!<\/p>\n

La final \u0219i peste toate,
\neu v\u0103 urez s\u0103n\u0103tate,
\ns\u0103 ave\u021bi imunitate
\nscris\u0103 \u00een certificate!<\/p>\n

Iar \u00een anul care vine
\ns\u0103 sper\u0103m c-o fi mai bine,
\n\u0219i-om sc\u0103pa de pandemie
\npentru mul\u021bi ani, vreo mie!<\/p>\n

Sper c\u0103 nu-i cu sup\u0103rare
\nc\u0103 am scris a\u0219a urare,
\n\u00eens\u0103, dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 place,
\nasta e, n-am ce v\u0103 face!<\/p>\n

\u0102sta a fost tot colindul,
\n\u0219i am obosit scriindu-l,
\n\u00eens\u0103, dac\u0103 v-a pl\u0103cut,
\npoate da\u021bi \u0219i de b\u0103ut!<\/p>\n

Sau m\u0103car un pic de \u0219unc\u0103,
\nmerit dup-at\u00e2ta munc\u0103!
\nDup\u0103 tot ce-am scris aici,
\nar merge \u0219i un \u0219orici…<\/p>\n

R\u0103m\u00e2i gazd\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103,
\ns\u0103 ai de toate pe mas\u0103,
\ns\u0103 ai gust, s\u0103 ai miros,
\ns\u0103 ne-nt\u00e2mpini bucuros!<\/p>\n

La mul\u021bi ani, deci, tuturor,
\noamenilor din popor,
\ns\u0103rb\u0103tori cu bucurie
\n\u00een pace \u0219i armonie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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