{"id":21152,"date":"2023-05-28T20:58:50","date_gmt":"2023-05-28T17:58:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21152"},"modified":"2023-05-29T21:07:42","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T18:07:42","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-orasul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21152","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Ora\u0219ul"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Buz\u0103ul \u00ee\u0219i tr\u0103ie\u0219te visul:
\neste mai tare ca Parisul!
\nIar dom` primar a anun\u021bat
\npremiul ce l-a c\u00e2\u0219tigat!<\/p>\n

V\u0103 spun \u00een sf\u00e2nt\u0103 zi de joi:
\nn-are Parisul ce-avem noi!
\nEu cred c\u0103 n-are cel\u0103lalt
\ncum avem noi, gropi \u00een asfalt!<\/p>\n

Acuma, ce mai e de zis?
\nS\u0103 fii mai tare ca Paris?!
\nA meritat, se pare, banii,
\npe care-i urm\u0103reau du\u0219manii!<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103m cu v\u00e2ntu-n frez\u0103
\nacorduri de la marseillez\u0103:
\n,,Allons enfants de la Patrie\u201d!
\nCe mai? Va fi o nebunie!<\/p>\n

Ajuns acum ,,Cel mai bun brand\u201d
\nva deveni un ,,promised land\u201d,
\nun ,,El Dorado\u201d despre care
\ns-o auzi peste hotare…<\/p>\n

Am zis, re\u021bine\u021bi, ,,promised land\u201d!
\nNu confunda\u021bi cu ,,second hand\u201d!
\nFiindc\u0103 din alea sunt deja,
\nmai multe chiar dec\u00e2t am vrea!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-atunci, ca \u00een Vestul S\u0103lbatic,
\nm\u00e2na\u021bi de spiritul pragmatic,
\ncowboy ce caut\u0103 aventur\u0103
\nvor face \u0219i infrastructur\u0103…<\/p>\n

C\u0103ci, din resurse indigene
\navem deja Banc\u0103 de Gene!…
\nBine, ea \u00eenc\u0103 nu e construit\u0103,
\ndeci, nu poate fi nici jefuit\u0103…<\/p>\n

S\u0103 vin\u0103 ei cu ceva bun,
\nca, de exemplu, un… ,,saloon\u201d,
\n,,unde-\u0219i beau drume\u021bii banii
\n\u0219i haiducii gologanii\u201d…<\/p>\n

A\u0219a cum c\u00e2nt\u0103 nenea Beni,
\nt\u00e2n\u0103r mereu, \u00een ciuda vremii,
\nrapsod de vaz\u0103 al Rom\u00e2niei
\nce c\u00e2nt\u0103-n ceasul Prim\u0103riei… <\/p>\n

Acum, de m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi pe mine,
\ncred c-acest premiu e de bine,
\n\u00eens\u0103, ca simplu r\u00e2mnicean,
\nm-a\u0219 vrea acum un… \u021binte\u0219tean!<\/p>\n

,,Hai, s\u0103-\u021bi c\u00e2nt acum s\u0103-\u021bi aminte\u0219ti
\nde str\u0103zile-alea din… \u021ainte\u0219ti…\u201d
\nIat\u0103, se na\u0219te-un nou refren
\n\u00een ritmul ro\u021bilor de tren…<\/p>\n

\u0218i apropo de tren, e cunoscut
\nun monument ce-a fost f\u0103cut,
\n\u0219i amplasat \u00een fa\u021ba G\u0103rii:
\ne Monumentul Nemi\u0219c\u0103rii!<\/p>\n

Acolo st\u0103 \u00eencremenit\u0103,
\nrestaurat\u0103 \u0219i vopsit\u0103,
\nsimbolul C\u0103ilor Ferate,
\nnumite-acuma \u0219i… Furate!<\/p>\n

Locomotiva e-un simbol
\n(S-o spunem f\u0103r\u0103 vreun ocol!)
\nal unei vremi demult apuse,
\nc\u00e2nd CFR nu se v\u00e2nduse…<\/p>\n

Chiar dac\u0103 trenu-nt\u00e2rzia,
\ntot ajungeai la timp, cumva,
\niar azi, \u00een era nebuniei
\ne-un monument al… iner\u021biei…<\/p>\n

\u00cens\u0103, de-a dreptul meritoriu
\ne c\u0103-n alt sens giratoriu,
\navem \u0219i-un avion frumos,
\nmodelu-acela ,,Albatros\u201d!<\/p>\n

De\u0219i \u0219i el e-n nemi\u0219care,
\narat\u0103 de parc\u0103 o s\u0103 zboare
\nspre \u00een\u0103l\u021bimile albastre
\nspecifice doar urbei noastre…<\/p>\n

Astfel, dorin\u021ba mi-e fireasc\u0103,
\nv\u0103z\u00e2nd cum vrea s\u0103 se uneasc\u0103
\nBuz\u0103ul, cu acea comun\u0103
\npentru o via\u021b\u0103 mult mai bun\u0103!<\/p>\n

De ce a\u0219a, nu ni s-a spus!
\n\u0218i R\u00e2mnicul… \u021binte\u0219te ,,Sus!\u201d,
\ndar, poate nu-i suficient,
\n\u0219i n-a venit acel moment…<\/p>\n

De ce a\u0219a, noi n-am aflat!
\nDe ce nu R\u00e2mnicu-S\u0103rat?
\nC\u0103ci e deja un municipiu
\n\u0219i preg\u0103tit, a\u0219a-n principiu…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 tot e un ,,ora\u0219 deschis\u201d,
\nprimarul Toma a decis
\nc\u0103 este o idee bun\u0103
\ns\u0103 se uneasc\u0103 cu-o comun\u0103!<\/p>\n

Eu n-o s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i pace,
\ndar, \u0219tie dom` primar ce face!
\nC\u0103ci d\u00e2nsul face ce-a promis
\npoate chiar \u0219i un Mic Paris!<\/p>\n

R\u00e2mnicului, o s\u0103-i r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,
\ns\u0103 conving\u0103 vreo comun\u0103
\ncare s\u0103 vrea s\u0103 se-alipeasc\u0103
\nla urbea cea br\u00e2ncoveneasc\u0103…<\/p>\n

Cam asta am avut de zis
\n(M\u0103 rog, at\u00e2ta mi-am permis!)
\nDar, sincer, nu \u00eemi pare r\u0103u
\nde ce se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 la Buz\u0103u!<\/p>\n

Eu zic s\u0103 fie-n continuare
\naceea\u0219i verv\u0103 \u00eennoitoare,
\nacela\u0219i spirit \u0219i av\u00e2nt,
\nprecum \u00een Cer, \u0219i pre P\u0103m\u00e2nt!<\/p>\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 vremea oi tr\u0103i,
\nc\u00e2nd R\u00e2mnicul se va uni
\ncu un Buz\u0103u ajuns Paris,
\ns\u0103 nu uita\u021bi ce v-am prezis!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ora\u0219ul Buz\u0103ul \u00ee\u0219i tr\u0103ie\u0219te visul: este mai tare ca Parisul! Iar dom` primar a anun\u021bat premiul ce l-a c\u00e2\u0219tigat! V\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21153,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21152\/revisions\/21153"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}