{"id":21150,"date":"2023-05-28T20:56:22","date_gmt":"2023-05-28T17:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21150"},"modified":"2023-05-29T21:07:33","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T18:07:33","slug":"brigada-diverse-un-bec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21150","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; U(n) be(c)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21, 25 mai 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n         ,,&#8230; \u0219i dac\u0103-i pop\u0103, s\u0103 ceteasc\u0103.\u201d C\u0103 datu-i dat \u0219i vorbele se gr\u0103m\u0103desc \u00een timpul scurt al unei zile \u00eempu\u021binate. Ieri pe noapte de la madam Ellis R., acu dup\u0103 pr\u00e2nz din nemurirea lui Emanoil Petru\u021b. Am\u00e2ndoi din taina moldoveneasc\u0103 a lui Creang\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n        De statui cu ifose tot auzim \u0219i vom auzi, se vrea s\u0103 se men\u021bin\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 mult\u0103 vreme, mecanismul ritualilor magice pentru ceea ce nu ne putem explica \u0219i este nimic altceva dec\u00e2t ori un truc omenesc sau vreo n\u0103v\u00e2rlie a materiei. S\u00e2nge din statuie, lacrim\u0103&#8230;. De-alde ro\u0219u am fost mirat \u0219i eu acum jum\u0103tate de an, c\u00e2nd, chituind rosturile faian\u021bei din buc\u0103t\u0103rie, tot ie\u0219ea ,,s\u00e2nge\u201d din nimic vizibil. Granulele concentrate de colorant, ce putea s\u0103 fie? Vreun sacrificiu \u00eenchipuit, a\u0219a cum mai zic f\u0103r\u0103 t\u0103rie \u0219i cu niciun g\u00e2nd de momire a celor din preajm\u0103, la lucr\u0103ri, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 ,,ciupesc\u201d \u00een tabl\u0103, lemn, spini \u0219i orice obiect contondent nimerit s\u0103 str\u0103pung\u0103 pielea: dac\u0103 nu curge s\u00e2nge, nu iese lucrarea bine! Aiurea, neglijen\u021ba mea, rapiditatea cu care \u00eencerc s\u0103 duc la cap\u0103t opera\u021bii. Iar ,,\u00eencremenita\u201d sf\u00e2nt\u0103 e \u00een ograda unei clarv\u0103z\u0103toare. Tocmai \u00een a ei. Tocmai autoproclamat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Ia s\u0103 pune\u021bi m\u00e2nu\u0219i\u021bele voi pe ce vi se pare ciudat la ora\u0219ul votat cel mai ur\u00e2t \u0219i transforma\u021bi-l \u00een unul frumu\u0219el m\u0103car, m\u0103i gur\u0103-casc\u0103! Ca s\u0103 vezi de ce le arde unora pe virtual.<br \/>\n       Ani \u0219colari imposibili. Copii&#8230; &#8211; greu de denumit astfel, la c\u00e2t sunt de liberi, s\u0103 juri c\u0103 sunt f\u0103r\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bi; aten\u021bie, nu orfani &#8211; \u0219i&#8230; &#8211; nu li se mai potrive\u0219te niciun apelativ &#8211; profesori nu, dasc\u0103li nu, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tori nici at\u00e2t, educatori n-au cum, pedagogii s-au perimat, institutor&#8230;. M\u0103 dedasem la o serie de divaga\u021bii despre meseriile \u00een\u0219irate. Am \u0219ters. Pe cine \u00eemb\u0103t eu cu cuvinte c\u0103 tragerea la r\u0103spundere ar produce efecte? Doar pe mine. Dar s\u0103 \u021binem minte c\u0103 printre toate sinonimele atribuibile celor ce ne formeaz\u0103 (formau&#8230;) avem unul surprinz\u0103tor: belfer. Trec\u00e2nd la subiectul arz\u0103tor \u0219i surescitant&#8230;. Despre cum o mam\u0103, din p\u0103cate printre formatorii tv de opinii, s-a \u00eembufnat la ,,sfruntata\u201d apostrofare \u00een fa\u021ba clasei a fiului de c\u0103tre \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare din cauza absenteismului la s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nilor din \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt. Cum am mai \u00eent\u00e2lnit doamne \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare s\u0103rindu-mi la jugulara cu care gr\u0103isem c\u0103tre o ceat\u0103 de needuca\u021bi. Cum mi s-a mijit la urechi suflu de p\u0103rinte ce \u00eemboldea instructoarea de dans s\u0103-i dea fiicei scatoalce. \u0218i a\u0219a ne sp\u0103l\u0103m pe m\u00e2ini de viitorul nostru c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t or\u00e2nduit.<br \/>\n         De unde apar unele pe ecran&#8230;. Bune, dar mai cur\u00e2nd nebune, frumoase, dar ur\u00e2te cu draci&#8230;. De mai omoar\u0103 \u0219i pe c\u00e2te un ame\u021bit pe drum.<br \/>\n        Bag seam\u0103 c\u0103 noi ne tragem seva str\u0103mo\u0219easc\u0103 din&#8230;. P\u0103i ce c\u0103ut\u0103m noi la olimpiada de fizic\u0103 a \u021b\u0103rilor din Asia cu un oltean, un craiovean? Oric\u00e2t de inteligent ar fi. Cum ne-au primit \u0103ia?<br \/>\n        Din zi \u00een zi consider hotnews-ul&#8230;. \u00cei credeam integri, oameni cu preocup\u0103ri serioase. S\u0103 trimi\u021bi \u00een eter(n) o \u00eentrebare privitoare la rela\u021biile sexuale ale c\u0103l\u0103torilor dincolo de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, dac\u0103 mai da sau mai nu. \u0218i cu un interes v\u0103dit: ,,S\u0103 \u0219tim \u0219i noi\u201d. P\u0103i ce s\u0103 mai a\u0219tept\u0103m la Nasa? Ne suim noi \u00een\u0219ine \u00een rachet\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencerc\u0103m.<br \/>\n          O atare prezentare merit\u0103 un r\u00e2nd de&#8230;. Palme peste sc\u0103f\u00e2rlie. Dac\u0103 lauda cea mai mare, scuz\u0103 \u0219i ipotez\u0103, const\u0103 \u00een compunerile din clasele primare \u0219i acesta este motivul pentru care scrii articole, fie \u0219i de natur\u0103 tehnico-virtual\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21, 25 mai 2023 ,,&#8230; \u0219i dac\u0103-i pop\u0103, s\u0103 ceteasc\u0103.\u201d C\u0103 datu-i dat \u0219i vorbele se gr\u0103m\u0103desc \u00een timpul scurt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21151,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21150\/revisions\/21151"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}