{"id":2115,"date":"2015-08-09T09:26:06","date_gmt":"2015-08-09T06:26:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2115"},"modified":"2015-08-09T20:48:29","modified_gmt":"2015-08-09T17:48:29","slug":"zanganele-xciii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2115","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele XCIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image7.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2116 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image7-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image7-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image7.jpg 295w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 236px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 236\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2116\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image7-236x300.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"236\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image7-236x300.jpg 236w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/image7.jpg 295w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>         Ar fi fost normal s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenfig direct \u00een exegez\u0103 de oper\u0103 proprie, dar ce-a fost ieri e pus deoparte. Mi-am f\u0103cut alt\u0103 propunere, \u0219i sper s\u0103 reu\u0219esc s\u0103 duc la bun sf\u00e2r\u0219it ideea.<br \/>\n         Pe strad\u0103 nimic anormal, trebuia s\u0103 fi spus normal, dar cum lucrurile au dosul ridicat \u00een sus, s\u0103 zicem ca ei, c\u0103 ce este azi comportament este cel care trebuie, func\u021bioneaz\u0103, deci exist\u0103, lume pu\u021bin\u0103, din ce \u00een ce mai rarefiat\u0103, mai pre\u021bioas\u0103 la vedere, mai simandicoas\u0103, mai italienit\u0103, mai decapotat\u0103 \u0219i din p\u0103cate moart\u0103. Se moare pe capete, vorba lui Ivan Turbinc\u0103:<br \/>\n          ,,- Dumnezeu a poruncit ca de-acum \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci trei ani de zile de-a r\u00e2ndul numai p\u0103dure t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103; \u015fi al\u0163i trei ani de zile, numai vl\u0103stare fragede, r\u0103chi\u0163ic\u0103, smicele, nuiele \u015fi altele de seama acestora; de p\u0103durea cea b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 nu te-atingi, c\u0103-i pozn\u0103! Auzit-ai, Vidm\u0103? Hai, porne\u015fte p\u00e2n\u0103 te v\u0103d, \u015fi-\u0163i f\u0103 datoria cu sfin\u0163enie.&#8221;<br \/>\n         De teribilism duce lips\u0103 societatea, de efuziuni de curaj \u0219i incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103, de vitejie fatal\u0103. Dar nici despre asta n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 ocup a vorbi, ci despre pornirile nefire\u0219ti. O fi boal\u0103, o fi pl\u0103smuire, o fi vreo dr\u0103cie, habar nu am. Am mai spus, \u00eemi plac femeile cu defecte \u0219i calit\u0103\u021bi, cu m\u0103rimi extra \u0219i mini, nu sunt nici pro nici contra lor cum nici ele nu m\u0103 g\u0103sesc atr\u0103g\u0103tor, de\u0219tept sau din contr\u0103. Ele au casta lor, felul lor de-a vorbi, de-a merge, de-a na\u0219te&#8230; Ei, tocmai lucrul \u0103sta nu-l pot \u00een\u021belege. De ce-ar dori b\u0103rba\u021bii s\u0103 transforme breasla lor de duri \u00eentr-una de mielu\u0219ei \u0219i pisici? N-ar fi mai bun\u0103, dac\u0103 \u0103sta este oarecum sensul leg\u0103turii \u00een afara prieteniei \u0219i amici\u021biei, adic\u0103 slave-master, o b\u0103taie b\u0103rb\u0103teasc\u0103 care s\u0103 stabileasc\u0103 momentan raporturile dec\u00e2t o degradare p\u00e2n\u0103 la a-\u021bi toci fundul la propriu?<br \/>\n          Observ, \u0219i nu bravez c\u00e2nd spun, o \u00eente\u021bire a mesajelor pro \u0219i contra homosexualit\u0103\u021bii \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu capi de nivel mare p\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u021b\u00e2\u0219ti-b\u00e2\u0219ti aciua\u021bi printre gratii \u0219i z\u0103brele. De-ai fi spus de un ins c\u0103 este atr\u0103g\u0103tor, mam&#8217;mare \u021bi-ar fi zis-o de afurisenie de nu mai ie\u0219eai basma curat\u0103 din gura \u0219i b\u0103\u021bul \u00een care se sprijinea sau dac-ar fi considerat ca personal\u0103 adresat\u0103-i \u00eentrebarea sigur \u021bi-ar fi dest\u0103inuit c\u0103 un b\u0103rbat trebuie s\u0103 fie pu\u021bin mai frumos dec\u00e2t dracu. Femeie b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103, dar o fi \u0219tiut ea la via\u021ba ei daraverile astea de cuplu. Cuplu, familie, iubi\u021bi, amorezi, \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bi, cuvinte la care nu te mai po\u021bi g\u00e2ndi f\u0103r\u0103 o urm\u0103 de \u00eendoial\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 t\u0103gada pe care \u021bi-o impun ace\u0219ti termeni care transform\u0103 femeile \u00een b\u0103rba\u021bi, b\u0103rba\u021bii \u00een femei, \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103mintea \u00een harna\u0219amente pentru travestiuri \u0219i excitante lovituri de bici, \u00een lucruri nelalocul lor.<br \/>\n         \u0218i de-ar fi doar unele impuse de educa\u021bie, dac-ar fi chiar porniri instinctuale \u0219i bat\u0103-m\u0103 dumnezeu n-a\u0219 putea trece dincolo de bariera firescului, \u00eendoctrinat de-a\u0219 fi \u0219i n-a\u0219 putea \u00eenfige buzele \u00eentr-o cupl\u0103 ca a mea, beat de-a\u0219 fi nu m-a\u0219 l\u0103sa dezvirginat, nici m\u0103car cu g\u00e2ndul de-un amator de sex tare. \u0218tiu c\u00e2teva cazuri de oameni \u00een toat\u0103 firea arunc\u00e2ndu-\u0219i feromonii la \u00eent\u00e2mplare doar, doar le-o pica \u00een plasa de paianjen de v\u0103duv\u0103 neagr\u0103 vreun am\u0103r\u00e2t de \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar, din categoria fotomodel, c\u0103ci din cea a durilor n-am v\u0103zut vreunul s\u0103 se \u00eenfig\u0103 la a le face ocheade dulci, efemina\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo \u00eenc\u00e2t te ia groaza de c\u00e2t le merge meli\u021ba \u0219i \u00eendr\u0103zneala precum muierile volubile de la col\u021b de strad\u0103. \u0218i v\u0103 zic drept, le prefer pe ele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ar fi fost normal s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenfig direct \u00een exegez\u0103 de oper\u0103 proprie, dar ce-a fost ieri e pus deoparte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2116,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,97],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2115"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2119,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115\/revisions\/2119"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}