{"id":21123,"date":"2023-05-25T17:47:30","date_gmt":"2023-05-25T14:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21123"},"modified":"2023-05-25T17:47:30","modified_gmt":"2023-05-25T14:47:30","slug":"brigada-diverse-laita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21123","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Lai(\u021b)a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>17, 18 mai 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n        Greu de identificat ce mi-a dat prin cap de-am ajuns la o informa\u021bie precum cea de teapa unei explor\u0103ri \u00een 2003, terminat\u0103 \u0219apte ani mai t\u00e2rziu, japonezilor revenindu-le c\u00e2teva ,,granule minuscule\u201d dintr-un asteroid. Al\u0103turate cele dou\u0103 par s\u0103 fac\u0103 lucrurile s\u0103 par\u0103 \u0219i mai mici. Infim de mici. Nici nu-mi dau seama cu ce instrumente se puteau culege asemenea ,,minun\u0103\u021bii\u201d extraterestre.<br \/>\n         \u00centr-o doar\u0103, colegii de trup\u0103 mi-au f\u0103cut ,,cadou\u201d un instantaneu de prin \u021b\u0103rile asiatice de sud. Un ins \u00een marginea unui mixer digital Yamaha, cu o m\u00e2n\u0103 pe butoane, cu cealalt\u0103 pe un pistol mitralier\u0103. Sugestia colegilor: ,,Fulger, sper s\u0103 n-ajungem \u00een situa\u021bia asta.\u201d. Riposta: ,,E mai bine, a\u0219a se mai protejeaz\u0103 \u0219i suneti\u0219tii de muzican\u021bii nemul\u021bumi\u021bi.\u201d. Pune\u021bi-v\u0103 \u00een locul celor ce au prestat din fa\u021ba mixmanului. Curaj s\u0103 sugereze ceva? La final de probe \u00eel \u0219i v\u0103d. Mai vrea cineva ceva? Medii, \u00eenalte, reverb? Ne\u00eent\u00e2rziat, la unison: e foarte bine, frate, perfect! A\u0219a ce potrivit\u0103 este \u00eent\u00e2mplarea cu Titi \u0219i Arcu\u0219 la c\u00e2ntare&#8230;. Titi c\u0103tre Arcu\u0219: mai d\u0103-mi \u0219i mie volum. Arcu\u0219 simuleaz\u0103 ridicarea poten\u021biometrului, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Titi dac\u0103 se aude, iar Titi a r\u0103spuns precum muzican\u021bii cu arma la cap: e perfect! De\u0219i Arcu\u0219 \u00eei scosese cablul din mixer \u0219i-l introdusese \u00eentr-un bidon de vin gol.<br \/>\n        O fi ,,\u00eenfocat\u201d KanalD-ul, cu tumult cotidian de care nu-i pas\u0103 nim\u0103nui, indiferent de \u00eengrijorarea gospodinelor de a l\u0103crima simultan de la ceap\u0103, de la tutun \u0219i de la via\u021ba nefericitelor turcoaice, \u00eens\u0103 o astfel de dec\u0103dere spre ,,mirosul fin\u201d al unei &#8211; eu \u00eei zic b\u0103bu\u021b\u0103 &#8211; femei zdravene de 53 de ani, gata s\u0103 dea verdict bun sau r\u0103u la pat oric\u0103rui posibil amant, denot\u0103 stadiul ultim de degradare, este radiografia cea mai nimerit\u0103 pentru omenirea care nu-\u0219i mai vede lungul nasului \u0219i se crede atot\u0219tiutoare. ,,D\u00e2nsa\u201d sus\u021bine infailibilitatea criteriului de la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Sper c\u0103 nu a ei, de\u0219i da, pe ea s-a experimentat \u0219i vorbe\u0219te de parc\u0103 ar duce \u00een buiestru herghelii de arm\u0103sari. O a\u0219tept\u0103m cu detalii picante la 60, 70, 80. N-a g\u00e2ndit &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 citesc mai mult de r\u00e2ndurile de prezentare ale facebookului &#8211; c\u0103 mai tinerilor pretenden\u021bi la corp pu\u021bin le pas\u0103 de ,,bun\u0103ciunea\u201d expirat\u0103, iar ,,bun la pat\u201d r\u0103m\u00e2ne echivalent de performan\u021b\u0103 at\u00e2ta vreme c\u00e2t nu intervine lehamitea pentru b\u0103b\u0103ciune. C\u0103ci tinereii sesizeaz\u0103 fiecare an ce dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te v\u00e2rsta lor cu un barometru dezarmant. E suficient s\u0103 spun\u0103 tanti&#8230;.<br \/>\n         De la primul om pe lun\u0103 se va ajunge la prima femeie pe Marte. Probabil tot din lotul de m\u0103m\u0103i\u021be care n-au ce face la crati\u021b\u0103 acas\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie misogin detaliul, oric\u00e2t de \u00eendem\u00e2natice se dovedesc femeile la b\u0103gat acul \u00een a\u021b\u0103 \u0219i la \u00eennodatul \u0219i deznodatul pungilor \u0219i \u0219nururilor &#8211; m\u0103 recunosc \u00eenvins la o astfel de \u00eentrecere, m\u0103 enervez&#8230; -, \u00een costum de astronaut nimeni nu e mai breaz. Variant\u0103 propus\u0103 de europeni, mai bun\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Degeaba ghilimelele. Predic\u021bia \u00een viitor a liliecilor pare \u00een cazul oamenilor de natur\u0103 ezoteric\u0103, magic\u0103, metafizic\u0103. Din p\u0103cate este doar un sim\u021b telemetric prin unde sonore specializat. E cam ca la noi c\u00e2nd din priviri \u00ee\u021bi dai seama la ce distan\u021b\u0103 este o ma\u0219in\u0103 de tine, cam ce vitez\u0103 are \u0219i c\u00e2t timp \u00ee\u021bi revine s\u0103 traversezi \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 strada. Mai grav este c\u0103 o astfel de \u0219tire este preocuparea Hotnews-ului la rubrica de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nu la curiozit\u0103\u021bi.<br \/>\n          Or\u0103deanul sufocat nu este primul ins care aflat \u00eentr-un mijloc de transport \u00een comun are porniri mentale de a sparge un geam ca s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 aer. \u0218i eu, \u0219i al\u021bii s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u00e2t de ineficient\u0103 este instala\u021bia de aer condi\u021bionat \u0219i c\u00e2t de nebuni sunt transportatorii, \u00een spe\u021b\u0103 \u0219oferii, s\u0103 \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103deasc\u0103 zeci de persoane \u00een spa\u021biul aferent unui num\u0103r \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u021bit de c\u0103l\u0103tori. C\u0103 or\u0103deanul l-a \u0219i spart, asta a \u021binut de punctul lui de suportabilitate dep\u0103\u0219it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>17, 18 mai 2023 Greu de identificat ce mi-a dat prin cap de-am ajuns la o informa\u021bie precum cea de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21123"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21124,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21123\/revisions\/21124"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}