Cic\u0103 Dumnezeu prime\u0219te o pl\u00e2ngere de la consilierul lui C\u00ee\u021bu…
\n– Petre! Petric\u0103! D\u0103 pe PNL! D\u0103, m\u0103 pe PNL, n-auzi?
\n– Doamne, GSP nu mai e! Demult!
\n– Petre, io am zis PNL, da?!
\n– Da, Doamne, iertare! Am r\u0103mas cu expresia aia a lui… \u0219tii Tu a cui!… Da` s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 nici PNL-ul nu se simte pre bine! Se du\u0219m\u0103nesc de moarte, Doamne!
\n– Cuuum?! tun\u0103 \u0219i fulger\u0103 EL. \u0218i io de ce nu \u0219tiu, Petre? De ce n-am fost informat?! Aud?
\n– Doamne, am avut \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 de filial\u0103 a Raiului… am fost cam ocupat cu organizarea la Poart\u0103… n-am putut s\u0103 te informez la timp!
\n– Petre, Petre! Tu \u0219tii c\u0103 eu c\u00e2nd primesc inform\u0103ri, le citesc \u0219i m\u0103 consider informat!
\n– \u0218tiu, Doamne, \u0219tiu! C\u0103 dac\u0103 nici Tu nu \u0219tii, nu mai \u0219tie nimeni pe lume…
\n– Hai, las\u0103, las\u0103! Ia informeaz\u0103-m\u0103 despre ce se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een ortodoxie?
\n– Adic\u0103?
\n– Adic\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, Petre! C\u00e2te \u021b\u0103ri ortodoxe cuno\u0219ti tu?
\n– Doamne, iertare, da` ar mai fi \u0219i Grecia… \u0219tii Tu… Halkidiki… Thassos… Creta… Unde te odihne\u0219ti \u0219i Tu…
\n– Phiii! Da, m\u0103! Ai dreptate!… Mhm! Dar am deviat de la discu\u021bie!… Deci?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103, da! P\u0103i, Doamne, la PNL cred c-a intrat Dracu`-Doamne, iart\u0103-m\u0103!- \u00eentre ei! C\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 \u0103sta c\u00e2nd se-apuc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 PR, o face… dumnezeie\u0219te! Iertare, Doamne! A\u0219a le-ncurc\u0103 min\u021bile \u0103sta \u0219i cu M\u0103-sa, de zici c\u0103 au f\u0103cut to\u021bi un pact cu el! Ptiu, ucig\u0103-l toaca!…
\n– Petre! La subiect! La subiect!
\n– Deci, Doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103, dar io nu-i \u00een\u021beleg! Le-ai pus m\u00e2na-n cap de au ajuns la guvernare \u0219i erau a\u0219a de bucuro\u0219i de ziceai c\u0103 Te-au prins de picior! Ce mai! Erau \u00een al nou\u0103lea cer! S\u0103racii! Ei nu \u0219tiu c\u0103 al nou\u0103lea cer nu e limita fericirii!… \u0218i cum \u00ee\u021bi spuneam! PNL-ul \u0103sta a f\u0103cut pe Dracu-n patru- Iertare, Doamne!- \u0219i s-a aliat cu fl\u0103c\u0103iandrii \u0103ia imberbi ce n-au cunoscut gustul… p\u0103catului politic, da` au zis c\u0103 fac ei scar\u0103 la cer p\u00e2n\u0103 la Tine, cu ideile alea ale lor!
\n– Adic\u0103?! Ce idei? Care idei? C\u0103 io nu i-am auzit vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 roage ceva!
\n– Exact, Doanne! Cic\u0103 sunt de-\u0103ia… atei! Care nu cred c\u0103 exi\u0219ti!
\n– Cuuum?! Cine-s m\u0103, \u0103ia?!… \u0218i de ce nu-i \u0219tiu p\u00e2n-acuma, Petre? Parc\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bii la curent cu asemenea situa\u021bii!…
\n– Am gre\u0219it! Iertare, Doamne! Dar…
\n– Da, da, da! Hai, zi mai departe!… Stai! \u0102\u0219tia ori sunt ai \u0102luilalt? \u0218i-au v\u00e2ndut sufletele?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu \u00eenc\u0103, Doamne, c\u0103 n-am apucat s\u0103 le studiez dosarele at\u00e2t de am\u0103nun\u021bit! Dar p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103…
\n– Petreee! M\u0103, Petreee! Dac\u0103 s-ar fi \u00eent\u00e2mplat toate p\u00e2n\u0103 disear\u0103, cum zici tu…
\n– \u0218tiu, Doamne! Sunt un biet portar la por\u021bile Tale, nevrednic de onoarea pe care mi-ai f\u0103cut-o citindu-mi CV-ul acum… cine mai \u0219tie c\u00e2te ere or mai fi trecut?…
\n– Mhhhm! PNL, zici?… C\u00ee\u021bu, Orban, Barna, Ciolo\u0219, Simion… zise Domnul m\u00e2ng\u00e2indu-\u0219i barba proasp\u0103t \u0219i meticulos aranjat\u0103 de B\u0103rbierul din Sevilla. M\u0103, parc\u0103 mai erau unii… cum le zicea… PSD, parc\u0103?… \u0102ia de se zicea c\u0103 i-am uitat la guvernare! \u0102ia ce mai fac? C\u0103 n-am mai auzit nicio rug\u0103 de la ei!…
\n– Sunt bine, Doamne! Sunt bine! Nu foarte bine, da` ori\u0219ic\u00e2t… Se putea \u0219i mai r\u0103u pentru ei!…
\n– Atunci… Fiat Lux! S\u0103 fie lumin\u0103!!
\n– Iar, Doamne?! Ai mai zis odat\u0103 \u0219i tot nu s-au luminat! \u0218i acuma nu le mai plac Fiat-urile, s\u0103 \u0219tii! Le plac altele…
\n– Ferici\u021bi cei s\u0103raci cu duhul, c\u0103ci a lor este \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia cerurilor! Noteaz\u0103, Petre! Noteaz\u0103, c\u0103 iar mai apare vreunul ca Moise \u0103la, care scrie dup\u0103 ureche \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103turile mele \u00een vreo carte!…
\n– Notez, Doamne, notez!… c\u0103… a… lor… este \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bia… cerurilor! Notat! Unde o arhivez? \u00cen Vechiul sau Noul Testament?
\n– \u00cen Neo… Ptiu!… M\u0103 iert pe mine \u00eensumi! Deci, Petre! Eu zic s\u0103 mai a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 se plictiseasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u0102l\u0103lalt de ei \u0219i de vr\u0103jm\u0103\u0219ia lor, \u0219i dup\u0103 aia… vin Eu… cu mintea de pe urm\u0103… cum facem noi de obicei! A?!…
\n– Genial, Doamne! Colosal! Universal! E\u0219ti Dumnezeu… adic\u0103… ups! chiar e\u0219ti!… Iart\u0103-m\u0103, Doamne, da` sun\u0103 cineva la Poart\u0103! M\u0103 duc s\u0103 v\u0103d cine e!
\n– Da, \u0219tiu c\u0103 sun\u0103! Eu i-am chemat la Mine! Sunt doi muritori tot de-acolo de unde se ceart\u0103 \u0103ia de care zici! Petre! Pui covorul \u0103la ro\u0219u, protocol de grad zero pentru ei! Fanfara cu \u00eengera\u0219i… tot ce trebuie, da? Mai scoate-i \u0219i p-\u0103ia la treab\u0103, c\u0103 s-au \u00eengr\u0103\u0219at de-at\u00e2ta huzur! \u0218i cei doi chiar merit\u0103, c\u0103 au avut un scop \u00een via\u021b\u0103, au trudit \u0219i au suferit s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i pe al\u021bii ferici\u021bi!
\n– Cine sunt, Doamne, dac\u0103-mi e permis s\u0103-ntreb? C\u0103 nu-mi aduc aminte s\u0103 mai fi activat Protocolul Zero vreodat\u0103…
\n– Un sportiv \u0219i un actor, m\u0103, Petre! \u0218tii c\u0103 ei \u00eemi plac mie!… \u0218i-i iert, m\u0103! \u00cei iert pe to\u021bi!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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