\u0218edin\u021b\u0103 la Oculta Mondial\u0103. \u00cen sala de \u0219edin\u021be vine Ocultu` \u0218ef, vesel, fredon\u00e2nd ,,I will survive\u201d. Frec\u00e2ndu-\u0219i m\u00e2inile, se a\u0219az\u0103 \u00een capu` Mesei Ovale…
\n– Ei, b\u0103ie\u021bi? Cum st\u0103m cu pandemia? Ia s\u0103 auzim!…
\nOcul\u021bii \u0103ia mai mici se uit\u0103 unu` la altu` \u0219i n-au curajul s\u0103 zic\u0103 ceva… \u00cen cele din urm\u0103, un Ocult nou venit \u00ee\u0219i face curaj, \u00ee\u0219i drege vocea \u0219i vorbe\u0219te:
\n– Mhmm! Ocultimea Ta, pe fond st\u0103m bine, dar avem o mic\u0103 problem\u0103!
\nOcultu` \u0218ef se opre\u0219te din fredonat, ridic\u0103 din spr\u00e2ncene \u0219i se uit\u0103 la vorbitor. \u0102ilal\u021bi, to\u021bi \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 nasu-n laptopuri, \u00eencurca\u021bi.
\n– Scuz\u0103-m\u0103! Tu cine e\u0219ti?
\n– Sunt nou venit, de dou\u0103 luni! Sunt new entry… entry level…
\n– Cine te-a angajat?… M\u0103 rog, nu conteaz\u0103! Zi, ce problem\u0103 avem?
\n– P\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103i… planul nostru merge bine \u00een toat\u0103 lumea. Avem rate foarte mari de vaccinare cu cele dou\u0103 doze \u0219i \u00een cre\u0219tere cu a treia doz\u0103…
\n– Treci la subiect! Care-i problema?
\n– Rom\u00e2nii! Rom\u00e2nia!
\n– Rom\u00e2nii?! \u0102\u0219tia sunt \u0103ia care cred c\u0103 de la ei a \u00eenceput lumea? De ce e o problem\u0103?
\n– P\u0103i, nu se vaccineaz\u0103, Ocultimea Voastr\u0103! Opun rezisten\u021b\u0103 la planul nostru \u0219i ne temem c\u0103 o s\u0103 moar\u0103 toat\u0103 planeta \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2nem numa` cu ei \u00een via\u021b\u0103! Ar mai fi \u0219i bulgarii, da` rom\u00e2nii sunt cei mai \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2na\u021bi! Ei zic c\u0103 au \u00eencredere \u00een Sfinxul din Bucegi, \u00een piramida din Ceahl\u0103u \u0219i Sf\u00e2nta Paraschiva, o sf\u00e2nt\u0103 local\u0103 mumificat\u0103…
\n– Stop! Opre\u0219te-te… cum ai zis c\u0103 te cheam\u0103?
\n– Covidiu Sarscovski, Ocultimea Voastr\u0103!
\n– Covidiu… Dragul meu!… Domnilor!
\nCeilal\u021bi \u00ee\u0219i scot ca la un semn nasurile din laptopuri \u0219i simuleaz\u0103 curiozitatea…
\n– Domnilor! Cine suntem noi?!
\n– Oculta Mondial\u0103!
\n– \u0218i ce facem noi?!
\n– Ocult\u0103m Lumea!
\n– Exact! TOAT\u0102 Lumea! \u0218i ne \u00eempiedic\u0103m noi de ni\u0219te ciobani mioritici care nu vor s\u0103 se vaccineze?
\n– Nuu!
\n– \u0218i atunci?!… De ce ar fi asta o problem\u0103?!
\n– Ocultimea Voastr\u0103… dac\u0103-mi permite\u021bi….
\n– Spune, Num\u0103rul Doi!
\n– Eu a\u0219 zice s\u0103 nu intr\u0103m \u00een panic\u0103! Au cump\u0103rat, totu\u0219i, 120 de milioane de doze! Iar asta nu e pu\u021bin lucru!
\n– C\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t?! Da` de ce?… Nu zic c\u0103 e r\u0103u! c\u0103 ne-au dat banii \u0103\u0219tia E foarte bine, da` sunt doar curios!…
\n– Da, au surprins toat\u0103 Lumea cu achizi\u021bia asta, \u00een condi\u021biile \u00een care nu se-nghesuie la vaccinare!
\n– Bine, bine!… Dar la ceilal\u021bi, cum merg cipurile? Ce feed-back ave\u021bi?
\n– Ocultimea Voastr\u0103, sunt IT-stul responsabil cu implementarea programelor… Lucrurile merg bine, avem deja controlul creierului a 25% din cei vaccina\u021bi. Softul a ajuns la versiunea 5.0 \u0219i celor vaccina\u021bi li s-a indus deja iluzia protec\u021biei personale. Lucr\u0103m la deblocarea tuturor op\u021biunilor \u00een a\u0219a fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 le putem programa, organiza \u0219i controla g\u00e2ndurile. \u00cens\u0103, din p\u0103cate, ajungem din nou la rom\u00e2ni! Cu ei trebuie o variant\u0103 mai sofisticat\u0103 pentru c\u0103 n-au ni\u0219te g\u00e2nduri ca restul Lumii… ba chiar n-au nici un g\u00e2nd, a\u0219a cum a spus \u0219i antevorbitorul meu. Sunt mereu \u00eeng\u00e2ndura\u021bi, nici prin g\u00e2nd nu le trece \u0219i c\u00e2nd nici cu g\u00e2ndul nu g\u00e2nde\u0219ti, pic\u0103 pe g\u00e2nduri \u0219i se r\u0103zg\u00e2ndesc!… Ne g\u00e2ndim s\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m o alt\u0103 solu\u021bie pentru ei!
\n– Aha! Deci v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi!…. \u0218i… cam la ce solu\u021bie v\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndi\u021bi voi?
\n– P\u0103i, nu \u0219tim \u00eenc\u0103! \u00cenc\u0103 nu ne-am g\u00e2ndit!
\n– \u0218i c\u00e2t v\u0103 ia s\u0103 v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi?!
\n– P\u0103i, nu \u0219tim \u00eenc\u0103! Analiz\u0103m… ne g\u00e2ndim!
\n– M\u0103, voi, dup\u0103 cum v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi, nu cumva sunte\u021bi rom\u00e2ni?
\n– ,,Noi suntem rom\u00e2ni \/ Noi suntem rom\u00e2ni, \/ Noi suntem aici pe veci st\u0103p\u00e2ni…\u201d
\n\u0218edin\u021ba Ocultei Mondiale se \u00eencheie t\u00e2rziu \u00een noapte. Ocul\u021bii au stabilit Marele Plan pentru Marea Resetare \u0219i pentru Noua Ordine Mondial\u0103, dar n-au putut face ordine \u00een Marea Noastr\u0103 Dezordine Na\u021bional\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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