{"id":21096,"date":"2023-05-21T13:29:03","date_gmt":"2023-05-21T10:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21096"},"modified":"2023-05-21T13:30:56","modified_gmt":"2023-05-21T10:30:56","slug":"brigada-diverse-sar-in-plie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21096","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Sa(r) (\u00ee)n (p)lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>12, 14 mai 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n         Mai ciupesc c\u00e2te o&#8230; p\u0103rere, c\u0103ci nici vorb\u0103 de prea mult\u0103 sau fix\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 despre cosmos, tocmai ca s\u0103 m\u0103 iau cu logica la tr\u00e2nt\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 combat entuziasmul multor revelatori de maxime definitive. Nu mai t\u00e2rziu de ora 1:15 un savant&#8230;. Nii la el! C\u0103 a mai mare preocupare cotidian\u0103 este despre soarta universului. De parc\u0103 relevan\u021bele despre procesele stelare ar putea schimba puterea noastr\u0103 de a schimba scenariile sumbre, apocaliptice ori definitiv distructive. Ne-ar ajuta cu ceva viteza de expansiune a spa\u021biului, viteza de retractilitate a materiei \u0219i retractilitatea \u00een sine? Am putea \u021bine tot sistemul solar actual \u00een forma sa pe loc f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne trezim singuri \u0219i cu \u0219anse de supravie\u021buire zero?<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n         O mai planet\u0103 mai bun\u0103&#8230;. C-a\u0219a e omul nostru. Plictisit, risipitor \u0219i resemnat c\u00e2nd ceva nu-i mai este pe plac. Mie \u00eemi miroase a superficialitate c\u00e2nd compari climatul \u00eentreg \u00een care nu numai c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti adaptat, dar te-ai \u0219i n\u0103scut, cu cine \u0219tie ce alt\u0103 bil\u0103 cosmic\u0103 de aiurea, imposibil de atins. S\u0103 nu cumva s\u0103 fie \u0219i locuit\u0103, iar neao\u0219ii s\u0103 fie mai afurisi\u021bi \u0219i mai periculo\u0219i dec\u00e2t noi. Ne cam vrem du\u0219i la pomul l\u0103udat cu sacul.<br \/>\n        Nu s-au dumirit cei de-au fost pe Lun\u0103 c\u0103 nu e bun\u0103 de nimic? Cui folose\u0219te noul entuziasm de a lua satelitul la recercetat? \u0218i ce nevoie s\u0103 ai de o halt\u0103 pe el c\u00e2nd mai r\u0103u consumi aluniz\u00e2nd \u0219i decol\u00e2nd \u00eentruna \u00een drum spre&#8230;. Spre ce? C\u0103 deocamdat\u0103 nu exist\u0103 certitudini c\u0103 Marte m\u0103car ar aduce foloase. C\u00e2t despre a cui este Luna e clar: a nim\u0103nui \u0219i a tuturor. Nu \u0219i z\u0103c\u0103mintele (care-or fi?). Pare c-ar putea \u00eenc\u0103pea pe m\u00e2na mon\u0219trilor sacri ai sistemului solar: americanii, ru\u0219ii \u0219i chinezii. Ba \u0219i niponii.<br \/>\n         Iat\u0103 un prim semn de \u00eentrebare: s\u0103 ne ducem sau nu pe Lun\u0103? Dup\u0103 cercet\u0103rile medicale efectuate pe cei 12 astronau\u021bi, ace\u0219tia ar fi contractat o boal\u0103 ,,misterioas\u0103&#8221;. Greu o fi fost s\u0103 deduci c\u0103 praful de pe toba satelitului p\u0103m\u00e2ntului era vinovat de soiul de rinit\u0103, alergia la silicatul r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit pe suprafa\u021ba lui. C\u00e2\u021bi bani s-or fi cheltuit&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Ajuns\u0103 banana natural\u0103 la nivelul obiectului expozabil \u00een galerii de art\u0103, nu putea avea alt\u0103 soart\u0103 dec\u00e2t satisfacerea nevoii de hr\u0103nire a unui organism vizitator. A m\u00e2ncat-o pur \u0219i simplu, dup\u0103 ce a dezlipit banda adeziv\u0103, dispus\u0103 \u00een semn de interzicere. Deh, Coreea totu\u0219i, fie ea de sud. Fie ea ,,\u021bara dimine\u021bilor lini\u0219tite\u201d \u0219i capitalist\u0103 la s\u00e2nge.<br \/>\n        Frica lui Gandhi: mincino\u0219ii. C-ar fi cei mai periculo\u0219i. Nu \u0219tia el c\u0103 de fapt al\u021bii-s \u0219i mai \u0219i.<br \/>\n        \u00ceh\u00ee! Ce credea americanul, c\u0103 ma\u0219ina electric\u0103 va deveni Fordul de alt\u0103dat\u0103 netaxat. Ba! Vreo 200 de parai acum, \u00eenc\u0103 200 \u00een plus peste vreo doi ani. \u0218i a\u0219a mai departe.<br \/>\n        Cine nu-\u0219i aduce aminte de&#8230;. B\u0103 &#8211; ca s\u0103 folosesc cic\u0103 apelativul lui Ranieri -, am avut \u0219i avem ni\u0219te fotbali\u0219ti&#8230;. Cu porecle de speriau \u0219i pe naiba. \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia. C\u0103 afar\u0103 erau varz\u0103. Recunoa\u0219te \u0219mechera\u0219ul \u0103la de Cobra, c\u0103 \u00eei alerga antrenorul&#8230;. Dar nu el era cel chitit s\u0103 scoat\u0103 din Iliu\u021b\u0103 pl\u0103m\u00e2nii, ci mai cur\u00e2nd juc\u0103torii, colegi \u0219i adversari, la preg\u0103tire \u0219i \u00een meciuri. \u0102ia alergau de m\u00e2ncau iarb\u0103 cu ghetele, el fura la soamne pe unde apuca. Cauza? Credeau c\u0103 performan\u021ba \u0219i vedetismul sunt a\u0219a o miu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i o expunere arogant\u0103 la televizor.<br \/>\n         Na c\u0103 se g\u0103si \u0219i-un puie\u0219tean s\u0103 dea cu \u0219i\u0219u-n R\u00e2mnic.<br \/>\n         Numai bunic\u0103-mea, coana Nela, zicea de furlaifusele alea mici ,,Stai locului, pa\u021bachin\u0103!\u201d. Nu prea \u0219tia ea cam ce \u00eensemna, dar a \u0219tiut nea Ciulei \u0103l b\u0103tr\u00e2n, acuzat c\u0103 a omor\u00e2t-o pe una Tita, miss pe timpuri a Rom\u00e2niei. Iar Ciulei \u0103sta fusese mare antreprenor de construc\u021bii. \u00cen plus \u0219i tat\u0103l regizorului&#8230;. A\u0219a consta\u021bi c\u0103 niciun ,,prost\u201d nu putea ajunge pe vremuri cineva. Azi numai ei au \u00eent\u00e2ietate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12, 14 mai 2023 Mai ciupesc c\u00e2te o&#8230; p\u0103rere, c\u0103ci nici vorb\u0103 de prea mult\u0103 sau fix\u0103 \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 despre cosmos,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21096"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21096"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21099,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21096\/revisions\/21099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}