Noapte \u00een Pipera. \u00cen \u00eentuneric, vila lui Becali str\u0103luce\u0219te nefiresc. Miroase puternic a proasp\u0103t v\u0103ruit, dup\u0103 ce slujitorii… \u0103\u0103\u0103, angaja\u021bii au acoperit grafitti-urile cu mesaje sataniste la adresa lui Gigi…
\n \u00cen pat, Gigi nu are somn \u0219i st\u0103 cu ochii \u00een tavan pe \u00eentuneric, g\u00e2ndindu-se pe cine s\u0103 mai aduc\u0103 antrenor dup\u0103 Edi Iord\u0103nescu…
\n– Doamne, de ce m\u0103 pedepse\u0219ti, de mi-ai trimis nebunii \u0103ia s\u0103-mi m\u00e2zg\u0103leasc\u0103 gardul? S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 de data asta nu mai \u00eentorc \u0219i obrazul cel\u0103lalt! \u00cei bag \u00een pu\u0219c\u0103rie! Nu-i mai iert!… \u0218i cu Edi, Doamne! Ce s\u0103 fac, dac\u0103-mi place s\u0103 m\u0103 dau antrenor? Of, Doamne, ce greut\u0103\u021bi mi-ai pus pe umeri!… S\u0103-l pun iar pe Petrea?… Of, Doamne, Doamne!
\nDeodat\u0103, o lumin\u0103 puternic\u0103 inund\u0103 dormitorul lui Gigi \u0219i pe un nor alb plutitor, apare un b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een alb, cu un toiag str\u0103lucitor…
\n– Gheorghe, Gheorghe! De ce iei \u00een de\u0219ert numele meu? Nu \u0219tii c\u0103 e mare p\u0103cat?
\n– Doamne! Tu aici? N-am vrut s\u0103 te deranjez la ora asta… Doar m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam \u0219i eu!…
\n– \u0218i eu am venit, Gheorghe!
\n– Ei, spune-mi Gigi! A\u0219a m\u0103 \u0219tie lumea!
\n– Lumea nu te \u0219tie cum te \u0219tiu eu, Gheorghe! Nu-\u021bi vede \u00eenl\u0103untrul sufletului, cum v\u0103d eu! \u0218i v\u0103d c\u0103 ai un suflet chinuit de multe p\u0103cate!
\n– Doamne, dac\u0103 vezi a\u0219a de bine, d\u0103-mi un sfat! Pe cine s\u0103 mai pun antrenor la echipa mea de fotbal? I-am \u00eencercat pe to\u021bi din \u021bara asta \u0219i nici unul nu m-a mul\u021bumit!
\n– Gheorghe, de-aia am venit! Vreau s\u0103 fiu Eu antrenorul echipei tale!
\n– Gigi!… Pfff! Doooaamne! A\u0219a ceva n-am crezut! Nu se poate!
\n– Ce nu se poate, Gheorghe?… M\u0103 rog… Gigi!
\n– P\u0103i, nu se poate, Doamne, c\u0103 \u021aie n-am ce contract s\u0103-\u021bi ofer! Tu care le ai pe toate…
\n– \u00cencearc\u0103, Gigi! \u00cencearc\u0103! Cere \u0219i \u021bi se va da! Bate \u0219i \u021bi se va deschide! \u00cencurcate sunt c\u0103ile Mele \u0219i nu se \u0219tie c\u00e2nd ne putem \u00eent\u00e2lni la o intersec\u021bie! Deci, ce zici?…
\n– S\u0103 m\u0103 ierte Dumnezeu!… \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, adic\u0103 Tu! Dar dac\u0103 ne punem de acord o s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig tot? \u0218i Campionat, \u0219i Cup\u0103, \u0219i Champions League, FIFA, UEFA… Campionatul Mondial al Cluburilor… \u0219i tot? Doaaamnee, Tu mi-ai pus m\u00e2na-n cap! A\u0219a se zice pe-aici c\u00e2nd ai noroc!…
\n– Noroc?! Noroc, Gigi?! Asta e binecuv\u00e2ntare, p\u0103c\u0103tosule! Adic\u0103, eu bat eternit\u0103\u021bile p\u00e2n\u0103 la tine \u0219i tu zici c\u0103 \u0103sta e noroc?!…
\n– Doamne, iart\u0103-m\u0103, pe mine p\u0103c\u0103tosul!… Putem discuta pe contract?..
\n– S\u0103-ncepem, Gigi! S\u0103-ncepem! Eu am o eternitate la dispozi\u021bie! Tu, c\u00e2t timp ai?
\n– A, nu, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103 ne-n\u021belegem, Doamne! Cu ce \u00eencepem?
\n– S\u0103 \u00eencepem cu crucea de pe emblema clubului! O dai jos!
\n– Doamne, nu! Eu ziceam c\u0103 negociem contractul, c\u0103 aducem juc\u0103tori, c\u0103 sunt de acord sau nu cu secundul… Apropo, la cine te-ai g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 \u021bi-l iei secund?
\n– La Petre! E portarul meu!
\n– Pfooai! \u0218i eu tot la Petrea m\u0103 g\u00e2ndisem s\u0103-l pun principal, p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 apari Tu! Da` nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 e portar!
\n– Gigi! Petre, nu Petrea! Petre e omul meu de \u00eencredere, portar la por\u021bile Raiului!
\n– He, he! Aveam io o vorb\u0103 odat\u0103: ,,Petre, d\u0103 pe GSP!\u201d He, he! Petre, Petrea… tot aia!
\n– Gigi, nu e tot aia dac\u0103 zic eu!
\n– Doamne, ne lu\u0103m din at\u00e2ta lucru? \u00cel iei pe Petre \u0103la de care zici! Gata, ne-am \u00een\u021beles! Altceva? Ce preten\u021bii mai ai?
\n– Vreau s\u0103 nu te bagi peste mine c\u00e2nd fac echipa!
\n– He, he! A ajuns \u0219i la Tine vestea?
\n– N-a ajuns vestea, Gigi! Eu \u0219tiu deja! Eu v\u0103d!…
\n– He, he! P\u0103i, acuma, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti Tu antrenor, cum s\u0103 m\u0103 mai bag peste Tine? Faci cum vrei, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, at\u00e2ta vreme c\u00e2t o s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig numai eu!…
\n– Dar s\u0103 revin la crucea de pe emblem\u0103! O dai jos, cum am zis! Nu vreau s\u0103 dau de b\u0103nuit c\u0103 am ajuns pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i s\u0103 fiu acuzat de p\u0103rtinire!
\n– \u0218i ce pun \u00een loc, Doamne!
\n– Pui vechea emblemei a Stelei!
\n– Aaaa, nu! Asta nu! Mai bine mor, da` nu vreau s\u0103-l v\u0103d pe Talpan c\u0103 r\u00e2de de mine!
\n– Gigi… Gigi… p\u0103catul trufiei te va duce la pierzanie! O dai jos sau r\u0103m\u00e2i cu Petrea antrenor!
\n– Mmmmnu se poate s\u0103 mai discut\u0103m… s\u0103 mai negociem…
\n– Gigi! \u00ce\u021bi citesc g\u00e2ndurile \u0219i nu sunt tocmai cele mai cucernice!
\n– Mbiine! O dau jos! Da`m\u0103car pe autocar, pot s-o p\u0103strez?
\n– Nu!
\n– Bine, Doamne! Ce juc\u0103tori ai \u00een plan s\u0103-i chemi la tine?… Aoleu, nu la Tine, acolo sus! \u00cen echipa ta, am vrut s\u0103 spun!
\n– Asta e treaba mea! Tu trebuie s\u0103 ai \u00eencredere \u0219i s\u0103 le pl\u0103te\u0219ti contractele!
\n– Poo\u0103\u0103i, stai a\u0219a! Cum adic\u0103?! Nici aici s\u0103 nu m\u0103 bag?! Io pl\u0103tesc!
\n– Pl\u0103te\u0219ti, Gigi! Pl\u0103te\u0219ti! \u0218i o s\u0103 mai pl\u0103te\u0219ti pentru c\u00e2te ai f\u0103cut \u0219i-o s\u0103 mai faci \u00een via\u021ba ta!
\n– Cum, Doamne! Nu mi se iart\u0103 p\u0103catele dac\u0103, uite, am f\u0103cut un spital… am f\u0103cut case la oameni…. am dat cu bani la biserici! Astea nu se v\u0103d?
\n– Ba, da! Dar nu se v\u0103d prea bine! Dar, s\u0103 vorbim de fotbal… Ne-am \u00een\u021beles, p\u00e2n\u0103 aici?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic! Pot s\u0103-i p\u0103strez pe MM… pe Ianuli… Duckadam… \u0103\u0219tia?
\n– Pe MM \u0219i pe Ianuli \u00eei dai afar\u0103! Pe Duckadam \u00eel \u021bii p\u00e2n\u0103 vreau eu, \u00eei m\u0103re\u0219ti salariul \u0219i-i faci o statuie frumoas\u0103 \u00een Ghencea!
\n– Poo\u0103i, da, da` Ghencea nu mai e…
\n– Tocmai de-aia!
\n\u00cencet-\u00eencet, zorii zilei se furi\u0219eaz\u0103 prin ferestrele impun\u0103toarei vile. Becali se treze\u0219te speriat \u0219i se uit\u0103 \u00een jurul lui.
\n– Doamne, ce co\u0219mar am avut! Lumini\u021ba! Lumini\u021ba mea! Scoal\u0103-te, s\u0103-\u021bi spun ce-am visat!
\nSo\u021bia se \u00eentoarce pe partea cealalt\u0103 morm\u0103ind:
\n– Da`mai las\u0103-m\u0103, s\u0103 dorm, m\u0103, Gigi! Iar ai visat c-ai c\u00e2\u0219tigat cu CFR-u`? Chiar n-am chef acuma s\u0103-mi zici iar ce echip\u0103 ai visat tu!… Cum ai c\u00e2\u0219tigat tu Champions League… Tu \u0219i cu finu` Cristi Borcea ce mai ave\u021bi vise de-astea! La tine, nici Dumnezeu dac\u0103 ar veni, n-ar avea cu cine s\u0103 fac\u0103 o echip\u0103 care s\u0103-\u021bi convin\u0103! L-ai da afar\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi! Culc\u0103-te, c\u0103 m\u00e2ine vine Petrea \u0103la, s\u0103racu` s\u0103-l faci antrenor!…
\nPe gardul masiv al vilei, o pisic\u0103 neagr\u0103 st\u0103 nemi\u0219cat\u0103, privind fix spre fereastra camerei lui Gigi. Ochii \u00eei str\u0103luceau \u00eentr-un fel aproape demonic, nefiresc, la acel moment c\u00e2nd se \u00eeng\u00e2n\u0103 ziua cu noaptea. O cucuvea \u00ee\u0219i lu\u0103 zborul din bradul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 poart\u0103, c\u0103tre cel\u0103lalt cuib, de la tribuna principal\u0103 din Ghencea…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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