{"id":21065,"date":"2023-05-16T13:44:34","date_gmt":"2023-05-16T10:44:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21065"},"modified":"2023-05-16T13:44:34","modified_gmt":"2023-05-16T10:44:34","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amiloza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21065","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amiloz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Chitr\u0103 ordinar\u0103, Lae. Cum altfel s\u0103 str\u00e2ngi din cinzeaca be\u021bivilor de carier\u0103 \u0219i din c\u00e2teva por\u021bii de pilaf pentru sufletul adormi\u021bilor&#8230;, din ,,<strong>amiloze<\/strong>\u201d de-un cozonac sau din pr\u0103jiturelele zv\u00e2rlite pe mas\u0103 la final dup-o \u0219o\u0219oteal\u0103 osp\u0103t\u0103reasc\u0103: ,,Nu mai pleac\u0103 naibii \u0103\u0219tia acas\u0103!\u201d.<br \/>\n        ,,Du-te \u0219i ia-le farfuriile de pe mas\u0103, c\u0103 ne mai \u021bin o or\u0103 s\u0103 st\u0103m \u00een picioarele lor!\u201d \u00cendemn general de \u0219ef c\u0103tre angaja\u021bi. De altfel tot un osp\u0103tar, cum era Lae, dar ajuns la rang de responsabil de unitate, tun\u00e2nd \u0219i fulger\u00e2nd dup\u0103 cum fusese obi\u0219nuit \u00een urm\u0103 de frate-s\u0103u \u0219i al\u021bii sub care servise. Unu, maxim doi.<br \/>\n       N-am sc\u0103pat u\u0219or cu lucrarea din dosul bodegii. P\u00e2n\u0103 la prezumata prefacere a acoperi\u0219ului ni s-a cerut o revizie prin locurile unde apa p\u0103trundea \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i umflase tavanul fals de Pfl melaminat doar pe partea vizibil\u0103. Cum s\u0103 nu curg\u0103? Da\u2019 cum s\u0103-\u021bi dea prin cap \u021bie, proiectant \u0219i executant l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219, s\u0103 la\u0219i pant\u0103 de scurgere nici 50 de centimetri la zece l\u0103\u021bime? Numai a\u0219a, la o privire mai mult oarb\u0103 dec\u00e2t deslu\u0219it\u0103 &#8211; c-am chior\u00e2t de tot \u00een ultimii doi ani &#8211; \u0219i tot observi c\u0103 ai aproape un centimetru numai prinderea \u00eentre buc\u0103\u021bile de tabl\u0103, la fal\u021b. Dac\u0103 a mai sudat \u0219i constructorul fermele deja str\u00e2mbe, l\u0103sate parc\u0103 inten\u021bionat \u00eencovoiate, de sil\u0103, de l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219ul erei comuniste, dac\u0103 a mai contribuit \u0219i z\u0103pada cu greutatea, cei cinci centimetri de sus \u00een jos se transform\u0103 \u00een cinci centimetri de jos \u00een sus. O g\u0103oace \u00een care se str\u00e2nge apa de ploaie \u0219i care alimenteaz\u0103 fal\u021burile continuu p\u00e2n\u0103 la evaporare. De-aia ploua la Lae. \u0218i pe la consol\u0103 \u0219i \u00een alte varii locuri pe unde al\u021bii \u00eenainte \u00ee\u0219i etalaser\u0103 nepriceperea.<br \/>\n        O, ve\u021bi recurge la ,,Iote-l \u0219i p-\u0103sta, ,,perfectul\u201d, se laud\u0103!\u201d. Corect. Tot dreptul din lume pentru o asemenea ripost\u0103. Nu noi am inventat facerile, oricare vor fi fost \u0219i vor fi, nu noi le-am \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bit, nici m\u0103car nu suntem noi cei ce le-au dus ,,cu m\u00e2ndrie\u201d mai departe. P\u0103i la c\u00e2t am dezaprobat leg\u0103turile cu duetul ,,familia lui tata\u201d-,,meseria de tinichigiu\u201d, dup\u0103 mine, cel de odinioar\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103rul, muzicianul (\u00eenchipuit, desigur, c\u0103ci nu-s mai departe de genunchiul broa\u0219tei), aspirantul (e\u0219uat) la intelectualitate, putea s\u0103 se aleag\u0103 praful \u0219i pulberea. Doar mai t\u00e2rziu am apreciat truda tinichigeriei \u0219i meseria\u0219ului. Omului din afara ei, familiei le-am l\u0103sat doar un spa\u021biu de vitrin\u0103, o racl\u0103 pentru moa\u0219te, nu de pupat, nici de venerat, ci a\u0219a, ca s\u0103 nu constat cu uimire c\u0103 m-am n\u0103scut din nimic \u0219i am devenit g\u0103in\u0103 din niciun ou. De ce? Fiindc\u0103 mereu am fost de p\u0103rere c\u0103 efortul pus la dispozi\u021bia altcuiva vine la pachet cu un set de responsabilit\u0103\u021bi. A\u0219a cum preo\u021bii, profesorii, medicii \u0219i al\u021bii se a\u0219eaz\u0103 \u00eenaintea celorlal\u021bi spre a oferi un exemplu de demnitate \u0219i un model de perpetuat &#8211; adic\u0103 n-ai dezbr\u0103cat rasa \u0219i din ,,sf\u00e2nt\u201d te transformi \u00een ultimul be\u021biv, infractor, nici m\u0103car o c\u00e2t de pu\u021bin\u0103 infatuare nu po\u021bi afi\u0219a; n-o s\u0103 fii \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103torul, \u00eendrum\u0103torul ce la catedr\u0103 vorbe\u0219te despre moral\u0103, despre comportament irepro\u0219abil \u0219i dup\u0103 terminarea orei\/orelor ai frecvente (e suficient\u0103 una singur\u0103 \u0219i te-ai degradat iremediabil \u0219i pentru totdeauna) ie\u0219iri nefire\u0219ti, aluzii, atingeri, propuneri \u0219i chiar afi\u0219\u0103ri destr\u0103b\u0103late \u00een fa\u021ba elevilor; iaca un doctor care vindec\u0103 de moarte pacientul \u0219i imediat dup\u0103 \u00eel vezi beat cu capul pe mas\u0103 sau umbl\u00e2nd dezm\u0103\u021bat pe \u0219apte c\u0103r\u0103ri, ori auzi cu stupoare c\u0103-\u0219i bate nevasta sau \u021biitoarele asistente; \u0219i \u0219ti\u021bi cum e gura lumii, slobod\u0103, dar mai gr\u0103itoare de adev\u0103r dec\u00e2t orice constatare \u0219i verdict judec\u0103tore\u0219ti: ,,Un nenorocit&#8230;\u201d. De ce-ar fi mai prejos tinichigiul? De ce i s-ar scuza neseriozitatea, meteahna be\u021biei, necinstea, vulgaritatea, infatuarea, grandomania (e o fin\u0103 diferen\u021b\u0103 \u00eentre ele), incon\u0219tien\u021ba? De ce s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti \u00een sistemul ,,<strong>ambigen<\/strong>\u201d ,,prin\u021b-cer\u0219etor\u201d c\u00e2nd po\u021bi alege calea unic\u0103, corect\u0103 a responsabilit\u0103\u021bii asumate f\u0103r\u0103 repro\u0219? ,,Bun meseria\u0219, da\u2019 bea de stinge!\u201d, ,,Mi-a f\u0103cut treab\u0103 bun\u0103, n-am ce zice, da\u2019 m-a-nc\u0103rcat la materiale.\u201d ori ,,Degeaba se pricepe la toate, dac\u0103-i vai de mama lui. Zdren\u021b\u0103ros, s\u0103rac, o spujin\u0103 de copii, o nevast\u0103 care nu ridic\u0103 un pai&#8230;\u201d \u0219i mai c\u00e2te care fac din om neomul social.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chitr\u0103 ordinar\u0103, Lae. Cum altfel s\u0103 str\u00e2ngi din cinzeaca be\u021bivilor de carier\u0103 \u0219i din c\u00e2teva por\u021bii de pilaf pentru sufletul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21065"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21066,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21065\/revisions\/21066"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}