{"id":21049,"date":"2023-05-13T22:34:33","date_gmt":"2023-05-13T19:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21049"},"modified":"2023-05-13T22:34:33","modified_gmt":"2023-05-13T19:34:33","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amiante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21049","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amiante"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       M-am av\u00e2ntat spre Gar\u0103, gata s\u0103 dau n\u0103val\u0103 pe peroanele ei, ca \u00een anii de navet\u0103 c\u0103tre capitala de jude\u021b, \u00een vitez\u0103.<br \/>\n       Uit\u00e2nd c\u0103 l\u0103sasem \u00een urm\u0103 calea Anei Ip\u0103tescu, azi Domneasc\u0103, dar \u0219i ,,alalt\u0103ieri\u201d. De sus \u00een jos, de la deal la vale, abia dac\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103m c\u00e2teva fapte de munc\u0103. Una s-a n\u0103scut ratat\u0103. Un acoperi\u0219 adoptat (prin 90) dup\u0103 \u00een\u021bigl\u0103rile caselor de la munte. A doua tot a\u0219a. Ne-am suit pe acoper\u0103m\u00e2ntul ruginit d\u00e2nd fr\u00e2u ruletei \u0219i rumorilor. Auzisem din discu\u021bia cu tata c\u0103 o cam scald\u0103 proprietarul, c-o face, c\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 cu banii, cu copiii, c\u00e2nd vor ei&#8230;. Pentru asta mersesem, s\u0103-i fac pe plac lui tata, altfel&#8230;.<br \/>\n        A treia am nimerit-o. \u00cenaintea rat\u0103rii num\u0103rul doi c\u00e2rcium\u0103. Tabl\u0103. Ea de tabl\u0103. Dup\u0103 botezul be\u021bivilor ,,Ultimul drum\u201d. P\u0103storit\/\u0103 de ,,diaconul\u201d Lae. Frate final de Tudorel chiorul. O fi, n-o fi ortodox\u0103 porecla, ora\u0219ul a\u0219a i-a f\u0103cut botezul. Cel pu\u021bin muzican\u021bii a\u0219a \u00eel ,,dezmiard\u0103\u201d. Dintre cei care mai sunt dintre cei de odinioar\u0103. C\u0103-i \u0219i spusesem lui Arcu\u0219, dup\u0103 ce aflasem de n\u0103zb\u00e2tia verbal\u0103 f\u0103cut\u0103: ,,Da&#8217; frumos \u00eel <strong>alina\u0219i<\/strong>! Cum naiba de \u021bi-a dat prin piftie [cap, creier, minte (ioc)] s\u0103 le zici ce le-ai zis?\u201d. ,,Mai d\u0103-i m\u0103&#8230;!\u201d \u00cei mai fac loc o dat\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii, \u00een alt\u0103 form\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu uita\u021bi de el, de Arcu\u0219. ,,Auzi, m\u0103 Titi. Bre, nea Tudorele! Veni\u021bi un pic.\u201d, ,,Zi, m\u0103, ce vrei? C\u0103 am la treab\u0103&#8230;\u201d, ,,Bre, hai s\u0103 mergem mai \u00eencolo, mai ferit, s\u0103 nu ne-aud\u0103 lumea. Bre, hai s\u0103 vorbim ceva \u00eentre patru ochi.\u201d. B\u0103nui\u021bi ce val de dr\u0103cuieli a primit. Tudorel un ochi, Titi \u021a\u0103c un ochi, Arcu\u0219 doi! Patru to\u021bi!&#8230; Pentru mul\u021bi, Lae era un fel de&#8230;. Cum <strong>aluniza<\/strong> el, dar pe Terra, mai rar. O c\u0103lc\u0103tur\u0103 de-aia de munte, o moac\u0103 cioplit\u0103 de doi me\u0219teri &#8211; unul a \u00eempietrit pe chip mocanul sadea, cel\u0103lalt a decupat \u00een fug\u0103 \u00eentre musta\u021b\u0103 \u0219i spr\u00e2ncene nasul consumatorului de alcool, mai de butoi, mai de cazan -, un glas mai r\u0103gu\u0219it ca al meu \u0219i-o vorb\u0103&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 lui i-a revenit bodega ce a tronat \u00eentre via\u021ba \u0219i moartea r\u00e2mniceanului. Tot ce nu mai mi\u0219ca, \u0219i era de depozitat la cimitir, mai jos de linia str\u0103zii Plevna, n-avea alt\u0103 cale de ne\u00eentors dec\u00e2t prin fa\u021ba improviza\u021biei de c\u00e2rcium\u0103. Dac\u0103 este s\u0103 socotesc cutiile de conserve pentru \u00eembuteliat oameni normali \u0219i apoi de livrat acas\u0103 sub form\u0103 de turt\u0103, s\u0103 se fi num\u0103rat vreo trei. O Valea R\u00e2mnicului pe la margine de Br\u00e2ncoveanu, Scap\u0103 porcu&#8217; \u0219i asta r\u0103mas\u0103 lui Lae pe (de) veci. N-am mai z\u0103rit mi\u0219care prin ea, dar nici n-am mai trecut de foarte multe ori pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ca s\u0103 iscodesc mai bine. \u00cen anul c\u00e2nd Lae ne-a solicitat, \u00eemi puneam la fel curiozitatea la \u00eencercare. Mai este deschis \u0219i dac\u0103 da, cine mai are curajul s\u0103-i calce pragurile? \u0218tiam c\u0103 la col\u021bul cu Plevnei se mai opre\u0219te c\u00e2te-un drojdier din vecin\u0103tate s\u0103 mai socializeze \u0219i s\u0103 dea pe sub nas un aer etilic (ori alcooli <strong>amilici<\/strong>, sau ca solda\u021bii ap\u0103, past\u0103 de din\u021bi sau spirt medicinal distilat, tot o otrav\u0103), asigur\u00e2ndu-se astfel proximitatea unei distil\u0103rii. Lae avusese, ca to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi omologi c\u00e2rciumari, parte de o extensie a ,,chio\u0219cului\u201d, mo\u0219tenind cei trei pere\u021bi \u0219i acoperi\u0219ul \u00eenvelit cu carton. Pant\u0103 cu patru centimetri mai mult la metru dec\u00e2t canaliz\u0103rile. Ros de ploi \u0219i soare abundent, dar \u0219i de nep\u0103sarea post revolu\u021bionar\u0103, ajunsese strecur\u0103toare (O vedeam prin g\u0103urile din acoperi\u0219 pe angajata, singura de altfel, lui Lae cum se f\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ia f\u0103r\u0103 rost pe dedesubt, s\u0103 dea cu m\u0103tura, ca muierile care roiesc prin preajma b\u0103rba\u021bilor c\u00e2nd v\u0103d mai mul\u021bi la un loc &#8211; n-a\u021bi observat treaba asta? -, de\u0219i o avertizasem c\u0103 nu r\u0103spundem dac\u0103 \u00eei cade accidental ceva \u00een cap. ,,La c\u00e2te am p\u0103\u021bit eu&#8230;\u201d, zice. ,,Da, dar nu din cauza noastr\u0103!\u201d, ripostez.). Am dezvelit &#8211; cuiele cu \u0219aib\u0103 de carton&#8230; stric\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103 tesla -, am reparat sc\u00e2ndura deteriorat\u0103, am a\u0219ternut tabl\u0103 cutat\u0103 \u0219i i-am pus \u0219i-un jgheab. Mai sus, pe c\u00e2rcium\u0103, am reparat c\u00e2teva por\u021biuni de tabl\u0103, la consol\u0103 \u0219i pl\u0103nuisem&#8230;. ,,Faci calculul, Fulgeric\u0103. M-a terminat apa. Le plou\u0103 la pomeni \u00een farfurie.\u201d \u0218i-am. Doar c\u0103 Lae n-a mai avut curaj s\u0103 dea \u00eenainte. Inten\u021bii serioase ce aveam, proiect &#8211; exist\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een catastiful meu electronic -, \u00eentr-o ap\u0103 lung\u0103 spre spate, un fronton dichisit pe fa\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 ,,<strong>amareze<\/strong>\u201d la un pahar de vorb\u0103 sau un pilaf de pomenire \u00een c\u00e2rciumioara din calea cortegiilor mortuare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-am av\u00e2ntat spre Gar\u0103, gata s\u0103 dau n\u0103val\u0103 pe peroanele ei, ca \u00een anii de navet\u0103 c\u0103tre capitala de jude\u021b,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21049"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21049"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21049\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21050,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21049\/revisions\/21050"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}