{"id":21037,"date":"2023-05-11T22:22:36","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T19:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21037"},"modified":"2023-05-11T22:22:36","modified_gmt":"2023-05-11T19:22:36","slug":"brigada-diverse-morogan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21037","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Moro(g)an"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5 mai 2023   <\/strong><br \/>\n        Este, dar va fi fost! Asta fiind soarta scrierii. Ce azi pare s\u0103 fie o zi de na\u0219tere, m\u00e2ine, la publicare nu mai reprezint\u0103 nimic.<br \/>\n        Vr\u0103jeal\u0103. Ba c\u0103 a fost explozie, ba c\u0103 de fapt ei au detonat racheta uria\u0219\u0103 ce se dorea pornit\u0103 spre Marte. Ap\u0103i, bre Eloane, de nu punea um\u0103rul n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ioasa Nasa, rachetele tale n-ajungeau nici m\u0103car p\u00e2n\u0103 la Lehliu. \u0102i fi \u0219i tu tot un Gates.<br \/>\n        Ajung la replica personajului C\u0103p\u0219un\u0103: ,,Nu \u0219tiu ce v-a spus Costel. \u0218ti\u021bi, el se exprim\u0103&#8230;\u201d. Cum s\u0103 te ui\u021bi \u00een gura unui copil de \u0219apte ani cu capul nici m\u0103car \u021b\u0103nd\u0103ri, ci doar zeam\u0103 de creier ne\u00eenchegat\u0103? C\u0103 a fost pilot pe Marte, c\u0103 s-a \u00eentors \u00een timp ca s\u0103 salveze omenirea. Nu vede nimeni \u00een audi\u021bia asta fabulant\u0103 m\u0103car pu\u021bin\u0103 anormalitate? Nu pare deloc scenariul unor filme sf?<br \/>\n       Chiar a\u0219a s\u0103 umble c\u00e2inii cu covrigi de aur \u00een coad\u0103 de dau \u0103\u0219tia pe un apartament peste un milion \u00een Tokyo? \u0218i e doar jum\u0103tate din unul soi.<br \/>\n       Fiecare cu nebunia lui. Arabii saudi\u021bi cu proiecte megalomanice \u00eentinse pe sute de ani. Ora\u0219e pe o linie \u00een de\u0219ert, \u00eentins pe mii de kilometri. Cu straturi subterane, de suprafa\u021b\u0103, cu energie eolian\u0103&#8230;. Peste cinci minute nu se mai \u0219tie ce va fi, dar\u0103mite peste&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Experimente inutile. Nu trebuia una despuiat\u0103, c\u0103reia s\u0103 i se \u021bin\u0103 pistolul la t\u00e2mpl\u0103 sau s\u0103 i se urle \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 pentru a demonstra c\u0103 rasa uman\u0103 este una ce se ur\u0103\u0219te individ cu individ. E suficient s\u0103-i zici ,,D\u0103-te mai \u00eencolo.\u201d oricui ca s\u0103-i sar\u0103 mu\u0219tarul.<br \/>\n        Lupeni. P\u0103i dac\u0103 dai drumul la 1000 de femei noaptea, cum s\u0103 mai ajung\u0103 acas\u0103 prin localit\u0103\u021bile limitrofe \u0219i cum s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 pe la unul sau altul ca s\u0103-\u0219i ostoiasc\u0103 oscioarele dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta munc\u0103, chiar \u0219i \u00een schimbul unor pl\u0103ceri mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin dorite? A\u0219a-i c\u00e2nd ai de-a face cu at\u00e2tea femei, le transformi pe ele \u0219i ora\u0219ul \u00een desfr\u00e2na\u021bi.<br \/>\n        At\u00e2ta mai trebuie, avioane electrice. \u0218i c\u00e2nd o da bor\u0219ul pe nas bateriei chineze\u0219ti, cum mai \u021bii aeropurtatul pe undele v\u0103zduhului f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se pr\u0103bu\u0219easc\u0103?<br \/>\n       De-alde Ane dedate la infrac\u021biune, bete, drogate, am mai v\u0103zut. \u0218i furioase c\u0103 cei prezen\u021bi, martori \u0219i participan\u021bi la trafic, ar fi precum ele: irascibile. Ba chiar una dintre ele plin\u0103 de substan\u021be farmaceutice, s\u0103 se \u021bin\u0103 pe picioare dup\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lnirile cu fel de fel de&#8230; doritori.<br \/>\n       \u0218tiam, tocmai de aceea m\u0103 tot \u00eenfig \u00een grumazul \u00eenviteja\u021bilor c\u0103 am avem \u0219i noi planet\u0103. E doar c\u00e2t un bob de linte \u00een fa\u021ba soarelui.<br \/>\n       Scoate\u021bi-i, frate, pe linia moart\u0103. Ce baz\u0103 statistic\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 cei ce fac legi c\u00e2t s\u0103 le reduc\u0103 din munc\u0103 profesorilor dup\u0103 abia 15 ani? Abia c\u00e2nd au dat de gustul satisfac\u021biei le tai craca de sub t\u0103lpi?<br \/>\n       Termenul vecin\u0103tate este generos \u0219i nu prea. Al\u0103turat unei linii de \u0219ase kilometri rurali, d\u0103 impresia \u0219i siguran\u021ba c\u0103 nu au auzit jurnali\u0219tii \u0219tirii ,,de mare interes\u201d de expresia vecini \u00eentre ei. Altfel distan\u021ba ce dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te suta de metri, mare \u0219i a\u0219a, exclude orice tip de apropiere.<br \/>\n        Tot cea An\u0103. Contes\u0103, cic\u0103, dar \u0219i frumoas\u0103? Arat\u0103 ca&#8230;. Nasu-i curge-n gur\u0103, p\u0103rul s\u0103 juri c\u0103 e m\u0103tur\u0103 clasic\u0103 de paie. Fa\u021ba&#8230;.<br \/>\n         \u0218i nu le-a zis extraterestrul: ,,Ce vre\u021bi, m\u0103i pric\u0103ji\u021bilor? Ce e cu costumele astea caraghioase pe voi?\u201d, ,,Nu \u0219tii, bre? De astronau\u021bi!\u201d. \u0218i g\u0103liganul de trei metri&#8230;. C\u00e2te fantasmagorii la unii americani. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 mai 2023 Este, dar va fi fost! Asta fiind soarta scrierii. 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