{"id":21029,"date":"2023-05-10T22:18:27","date_gmt":"2023-05-10T19:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21029"},"modified":"2023-05-14T19:46:46","modified_gmt":"2023-05-14T16:46:46","slug":"caruta-cu-virgule-neatarnati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=21029","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Neat\u00e2rna\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 350px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 350\/360;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/dodan-2-e1664987068485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"360\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19360\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Neat\u00e2rna\u021bi<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aho, aho, dragi vaccina\u021bi<br \/>\ndar \u0219i voi cei nevaccina\u021bi,<br \/>\nsta\u021bi pu\u021bin \u0219i m-asculta\u021bi<br \/>\niar mai apoi s\u0103 v\u0103 mira\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>De Ziua noastr\u0103, ne scuza\u021bi,<br \/>\nn-avem fasole cu c\u00e2rna\u021bi,<br \/>\nnu suntem nici califica\u021bi<br \/>\n\u0219i nu suntem nici guverna\u021bi<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a c\u0103, la jude\u021b, acei vota\u021bi,<br \/>\ncu toate alea colora\u021bi,<br \/>\nzic c\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 proteja\u021bi<br \/>\n\u0219i prin ora\u0219 s\u0103 nu umbla\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a sunte\u021bi mai c\u00e2\u0219tiga\u021bi:<br \/>\nimunitatea v-o p\u0103stra\u021bi,<br \/>\n\u0219i nici n-o s\u0103 v\u0103 infecta\u021bi,<br \/>\ndeci, nici nu v\u0103 mai stresa\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Ei vor acas\u0103 s\u0103 mai sta\u021bi<br \/>\nla domiciliu izola\u021bi<br \/>\nnevaccina\u021bi \u0219i vaccina\u021bi<br \/>\nfasolea n-o s-o mai gusta\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Dar dac\u0103 n-o s\u0103 rezista\u021bi,<br \/>\npute\u021bi s\u0103 o comanda\u021bi<br \/>\nprin catering la mul\u021bi ,,priva\u021bi\u201d<br \/>\ncare-o s\u0103 \u0219tie ce visa\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t, nu dispera\u021bi,<br \/>\n\u0219i continua\u021bi s\u0103 mai striga\u021bi<br \/>\nc\u0103 ,,fra\u021bii \u00een veci vor fi fra\u021bi\u201d<br \/>\n\u0219i nu pot fi ve\u0219nic \u00een\u0219ela\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Ie\u0219i\u021bi \u00een strad\u0103, protesta\u021bi,<br \/>\ndreptul ca s\u0103 vi-l p\u0103stra\u021bi<br \/>\nLa Prefectur\u0103 v-aduna\u021bi<br \/>\ndin vuvuzele s\u0103 suna\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 se aud\u0103 \u00een Carpa\u021bi<br \/>\ncum sunt rom\u00e2nii revolta\u021bi<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd nu mai pot fi cump\u0103ra\u021bi<br \/>\nnici cu fasole cu c\u00e2rna\u021bi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neat\u00e2rna\u021bi Aho, aho, dragi vaccina\u021bi dar \u0219i voi cei nevaccina\u021bi, sta\u021bi pu\u021bin \u0219i m-asculta\u021bi iar mai apoi s\u0103 v\u0103 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