Diminea\u021ba unui cuplu. Ea la serviciu, citind tabele \u00een Excel, el acas\u0103, cu o carte-n m\u00e2n\u0103… Ea, pragmatic\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n v\u00e2rful unghiilor, el un sensibil, emotiv p\u00e2n\u0103 la mic\u021biune…
\nEa \u00eel sun\u0103 pe el.
\n– Nea\u021ba, iubire! Ce faaci?
\n– Mnea\u021ba!… M\u0103n\u00e2nc \u0219i pl\u00e2ng!… \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– Cum?!… De ce?… Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?… Ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci?… De ce pl\u00e2ngi?
\n– A murit!… \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– Cine?! Iubi, zi-mi cine a murit? M\u0103-ta? Tac-tu?
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103! Nuu! Ai vrea tu! C\u0103prioara!…
\n– C\u0103prioara?! Care c\u0103prioar\u0103, iubi?… Iubi, cine e c\u0103prioara?
\n– C\u0103prioara lu` Labi\u0219, m\u0103, iubi! ,,\u015etiam c\u0103 va muri \u015fi c-o s-o doar\u0103\u201d
\n– Hai, m\u0103, iubi, m\u0103\u0103\u0103! Ce m-ai speriat! Cine-i Labi\u0219 \u0103sta? \u00cel cunosc? \u0218i aia e para\u0219uta lui?… De ce-a murit?
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103! A \u00eempu\u0219cat-o!
\n– Ceee?! Ce nemernic! Cum s\u0103 \u00eempu\u0219ti a\u0219a pe cineva?… Da` ce i-a f\u0103cut a\u0219a grav, de-a \u00eempu\u0219cat-o?
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103! Nimic! De foame!…
\n– A cui foame, iubi? A lui sau a ei?
\n– A lui!… \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– Ce fomist! P\u0103i, dac\u0103 n-avea bani de m\u00e2ncare, de ce s-a mai combinat cu aia? \u0218i aia, era o s\u0103r\u0103cie?
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103! Era un biet animal… cu coarne… a omor\u00e2t-o pentru carne! I-a scos inima \u0219i r\u0103runchii!…
\n– Tu vorbe\u0219ti serioos?! Adic\u0103 a tran\u0219at-o?! Iubi, sun\u0103 la 112! Sun\u0103 la DIICOT! Sun\u0103-l pe Mi\u0219u de la doi, \u0103la de la Criminalistic\u0103!… Dar, ia stai! Stai a\u0219a!… De ce pl\u00e2ngi tu at\u00e2ta dup\u0103 c\u0103prioara asta? A?!…
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103! Era frumoas\u0103… \u0219i delicat\u0103… \u0219i sensibil\u0103… ochii umbro\u015fi, trist str\u0103jui\u0163i de coarne… era \u0219i ea un suflet!
\n– M\u0103, animalule! Ori \u0219i tu ai fost \u0219i tu combinat cu aia? Mi-ai pus coarne?! Zi, m\u0103!… M\u0103, animalule, m\u0103! M\u0103, dac\u0103 m\u0103 faci s\u0103 plec de la job, vin s\u0103 te-mpu\u0219c cu m\u00e2na mea, m\u0103! Auzi?!… Nu mai pl\u00e2nge, m\u0103, idiotule!
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103! M\u0103n\u00e2nc \u0219i pl\u00e2ng! M\u0103n\u00e2nc!…
\n– M\u0103, iubi! Hai s\u0103 ne calm\u0103m, pu\u021bin! Nu m\u0103 face s\u0103 vorbesc ur\u00e2t! Spune-mi ce-i cu tine? Ce \u021bi se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103?! E de la m\u00e2ncare?…
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103! Ce frumos scrie Labi\u0219! P\u0103cat c\u0103 a murit prea devreme!
\n– Cuum?! \u0218i \u0103sta e mort?! S-au omor\u00e2t \u00eentre ei?! Pfooai de capu` meu! Asta-i crim\u0103 pasional\u0103, iubi! Ce-a scris? A l\u0103sat vreun bilet de adio?…
\n– Nu! A scris o poezie!
\n– Poezie?! Dup\u0103 ce-a f\u0103cut ce-a f\u0103cut, a mai scris \u0219i poezii? \u0102sta-i psihopat, m\u0103, iubi! E foarte periculos! S\u0103 stai departe de el!
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103! Da` nu pot! Scrie foarte frumos ,,Moartea c\u0103prioarei\u201d! E un poet sensibil… pe sufletu` meu!
\n– M\u0103, iubi! Tu cite\u0219ti acuma? C\u0103 m-apuc\u0103 toate alea!… Ce mor\u021bii m\u0103-sii cite\u0219ti?
\n– \u0102h\u0103\u0103\u0103!… ,,Moartea c\u0103prioarei\u201d, de Nicolae Labi\u0219. Fooarte frumoas\u0103 poezie!
\n– Pfooai de capu` meu! Ce m-ai speriat, nebunule! Hai, m\u0103, iubi, ce dracu? \u021ai-am zis s\u0103 mai la\u0219i dracu` c\u0103r\u021bile-alea, c\u0103-\u021bi stric\u0103 mintea! Hai, las\u0103, c\u0103 ajunge fata ta acas\u0103 \u0219i ne-mpu\u0219c\u0103m am\u00e2ndoi c-un whisky! Sau cu c\u00e2te-un shot de tequila! Ce zici? Hai, nu te mai smiorc\u0103i pentru toate jivinele p\u0103durii, acuma! Pentru mine, care tr\u0103iesc cu tine-n cas\u0103, nu te-ai fi smiorc\u0103it at\u00e2ta! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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