{"id":20978,"date":"2023-05-04T18:18:07","date_gmt":"2023-05-04T15:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20978"},"modified":"2023-05-04T20:24:22","modified_gmt":"2023-05-04T17:24:22","slug":"brigada-diverse-insa-duce-ca-plesu-sei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20978","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; \u00cen(s)\u0103 du(c)e (c)a Ple\u0219(u) \u0219(e)i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>27 aprilie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n        \u00cenc\u0103 opt ani de-acum \u00eencolo. Cu speran\u021be c\u0103 nava, rachet\u0103 sau cum vor dori s-o clasifice marii no\u0219tri speciali\u0219ti mondiali, va c\u0103l\u0103tori cu bine \u00een acest r\u0103stimp \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo opt dup\u0103 s\u0103 cate sateli\u021bii lui Jupiter la g\u0103rg\u0103uni vii. Deh, fiecare timp cu cercet\u0103rile sale. Ba pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Saturn, ba spre Pluto, Marte nu mai vorbesc c\u00e2t de solicitat este. Or fi v\u0103zut ei ceva c\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103 pe-acolo, dar nu spun afurisi\u021bii nimic. Or fi jurat pe cartea de fizic\u0103 \u0219i-or fi semnat de consemnarea a 10 genera\u021bii din s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba lor la ,,sol\u201d de n-a transpirat cu dovezi niciun dram de informa\u021bie.<br \/>\n        Cum c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0219ti o gaura neagr\u0103 despre al c\u0103rui con\u021binut nu \u0219tii nimic? Ce relevan\u021b\u0103 are greutatea \u00een raport cu orice obiect sau forma\u021biuni de obiecte cosmice? Te scap\u0103 de un posibil impact cu ea? Mai mult, ,,monstrul\u201d este ,,invizibil\u201d \u0219i mai r\u0103u este ,,\u00een libertate\u201d. S\u0103 chem\u0103m organele abilitate s\u0103-l re\u021bin\u0103! N-am m\u00e2ini \u0219i timp \u00een via\u021ba asta ca s\u0103-mi fac cruci de a\u0219a preocup\u0103ri.<br \/>\n        A\u0219 \u00eencepe astfel: doi tiri\u0219ti cu pantaloni scur\u021bi (lungi pe matahalele ale c\u0103ror v\u00e2rste \u00eensumate nu dau ca rezultat v\u00e2rsta unui viitor pensionar european), pe drumul dintre R\u00e2mnic \u0219i Buz\u0103u, pe frigul de ieri \u0219i cea\u021ba din preajma Po\u0219tei C\u00e2ln\u0103u, serveau cafelu\u021ba \u0219i se conversau lene\u0219 \u00een atmosfera neexagerat\u0103 de Brum\u0103rel. Prin urmare, nu m\u0103 mir c\u0103 vreo doi nebuni cu colan\u021bi, adida\u0219i \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ciorapi &#8211; nu \u0219tiu cum pot sta cu piciorul gol \u00een orice fel de \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103minte, eu nu suport, simt orice cus\u0103tur\u0103, orice firicel de praf neadecvat -, deci cu pielea natural\u0103 a gleznei la vedere \u0219i \u00eenghe\u021b, au abordat 2000 de metri la buiestru. S-au crucit \u0219i salvamarii. Mda, genera\u021bii nesim\u021bite. F\u0103r\u0103 a fi peiorativ termenul, pur \u0219i simplu au lips\u0103 destule, dac\u0103 nu toate, sim\u021burile umane.<br \/>\n        Nu fur\u0103 nimeni. Ce relevan\u021b\u0103 are c\u0103 vinde dezvoltatorul o locuin\u021b\u0103 cu spa\u021biu m\u0103rit datorit\u0103 plac\u0103rii cu polistiren \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103turii cu tencuial\u0103 decorativ\u0103 sau una f\u0103r\u0103? Ce relevan\u021b\u0103 pre\u021bul unui metru p\u0103trat de 1000 de euro \u00een raport cu unul de 1100 de euro? Ce n-a \u00een\u021beles nimeni? V\u00e2nz\u0103torul vrea o sum\u0103 total\u0103. Cum o scoate din calcul \u00eel prive\u0219te, cum expune modul de calcul face parte din arsenalul marketingului, care, nu uita\u021bi, are \u0219i doctorate \u0219i peste grade universitare de specializare.<br \/>\n         Nu conteaz\u0103 numele. Doar chipurile care abia \u00eencep s\u0103 dea \u00een p\u00e2rg co\u0219urile specifice adolescen\u021bei. Apoi, compar\u00e2nd cu titlul unor presari de pe la noi din \u021bar\u0103&#8230;. Cum a\u0219a, f\u00e2rta\u021bi scribaci? \u00cen\u021beleg, primul videoclip, dar care ,,din istoria trupei\u201d, dou\u0103-trei luni de repeti\u021bii \u00eencropesc o istorie?<br \/>\n         Frumos le \u0219ade. Doi politicieni al\u0103tur\u00e2ndu-\u0219i frun\u021bile \u00eentr-un gest calificabil&#8230;. Totu\u0219i gesturile vin \u0219i se duc, iar cei doi \u0219i-au pus interdic\u021bii. Polonezul prim-ministru pre\u0219edintelui ucrainean. Stop cereale \u0219i produse agroalimentare. Oh, abia acum realizai remarca fratelui: cei doi \u0219oferi tiran\u021bi erau de-ai lui Zelenski!<br \/>\n        Vezi cum va s\u0103 vin\u0103 informa\u021biile \u0219i s\u0103 se confirme? A\u0219a este. Primul festival de jazz din Rom\u00e2nia s-a \u021binut la Ploie\u0219ti prin 69 \u0219i apoi a fost transferat la Sibii. Dar nu putea f\u0103r\u0103 un prim club de jazz deschis pe 18 martie 1968. Nici nu eram \u00een proiect&#8230;. Bine, Doru! Bine, Adrian!<br \/>\n        Oaze? Loaze care nu sunt \u00een stare s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 cont de natur\u0103, needuca\u021bi care iau lumini\u0219urile \u0219i p\u0103duricile din jurul R\u00e2mnic cu asalt, l\u0103s\u00e2nd \u00een urm\u0103 dezastru. Face\u021bi-le, domnilor, \u021barcuri, s\u0103 se l\u0103f\u0103iasc\u0103 \u00een ele \u0219i pune\u021bi din metru \u00een metru tomberoane, m\u0103turi \u0219i f\u0103ra\u0219e, s\u0103 cure\u021be animalele \u00eenfometate dup\u0103 festinul cu arz\u0103tur\u0103 la gr\u0103tar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>27 aprilie 2023 \u00cenc\u0103 opt ani de-acum \u00eencolo. 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