Ast\u0103zi, \u00een Biroul Toval de la Cotroceni. Maricica, asistent-manager pentru rela\u021bia cu Co\u0219ul de Gunoi face mi\u0219c\u0103ri circulare cu obiectul destinat sp\u0103l\u0103rii podelelor \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i antreneaz\u0103 coardele vocale pentru participarea de vineri la ambele concursuri de talente televizate…
\n– ,,Mai \u021b\u00e2i minti, f\u0103i, drag\u00e2 M\u0103rieee,
\nC\u00e2 ereau strugurii cop\u021b` \u00een vieee
\n\u0218\u00e2 tu ereai mic\u00e2, M\u0103riu\u021b\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2
\nNu \u0219tiai s\u00e2-i dai neichii guri\u021b\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2… Mvaai, mul\u021bumiesc! Mul\u021bumiesc la domnii Jura\u021b` cari m-a trimis \u00een… da, \u00een ietapa urm\u0103toari! Mul\u021bumiesc lu` Carlasdrim care ie fanu` mieu num\u0103ru` unu!…
\nUnul dintre telefoanele de pe Biroul Toval, sun\u0103. Maricica, morm\u0103ie \u00eembufnat\u0103…. ,
\n– Cari nu m\u0103 las\u0103 s\u00e2 m\u0103 diezvolt piersonal? Cini-o mai hi, acuma?Aloou! Cini-i acolo\u0219a? Aicea-i Maricica!
\n– Hallo! Klaus?
\n– Ha? Cini-i la tilifon?
\n– Ich bin Merkel! Wer ist am telefon?
\n– Nu, duamn\u0103, io-s femia di servici di la Cotorceni! Domnu` Klaus \u00eei la baie! Ci s\u00e2-i z\u00e2c?
\n– Scheisse! Ich will…
\n– A, sta\u021bi oleac\u00e2 c-a vinit domnu`!… Domnu`, \u00eei una cari v\u0103 cat\u0103 pi dumneavoastr\u0103.
\n– Noo, daa` ciine draacu`?… Aloo! Carmenuu\u0219, mein schaatz, \u021bi-am zis s\u0103\u0103 nu m\u0103\u0103 mai cau\u021bi la seerviiciu! \u0218tii c\u0103 am dee lucruu cu pee-see-dee \u0219i cu pee-nee-lee… \u0219i cu uu-dee-mee-ree! Noo, acuma zii, cee mai ee?
\n– Ich bin Angela!.. Angela Merkel!
\n– `Aai, s\u0103-mi… bag… atelizez rolul \u00een staat!… Scheisse! Angeela, mein schaatz! Entschuldigung! Wo biist duu? Wie geht es diir?
\n– Hai, las\u0103 amabilit\u0103\u021bile, c\u0103 n-am timp!
\n– Mvaai, draag\u0103, da` nuu \u0219tiaam c\u0103 \u0219tii rom\u00e2nee\u0219te! Cee suurpriiz\u0103!
\n– La c\u00e2\u021bi rom\u00e2ni avem \u00een Germania, surpriz\u0103 e c\u0103 mai vorbesc german\u0103, Klaus! De ce te-am sunat… Vezi cum faci, azi, cu noul premier, da?! S\u0103 fie ce trebuie, cine trebuie, s\u0103 ne plac\u0103 \u0219i nou\u0103, da?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103… ,,nou\u0103\u201d, adiic\u0103? Nuu \u00een\u021beleeg!
\n– Mda, am uitat c\u0103 tu e\u0219ti mai greu de cap! ,,Nou\u0103\u201d, adic\u0103 Germaniei, Klaus! Du verstehst? Ai priceput?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, siguur, Angela! Da` ce-o s\u0103\u0103 zic\u0103\u0103 b\u0103\u0103ie\u021bii? Maacron, Booris… \u0103\u0103\u0219tia?
\n– Klaus, drag\u0103! Cred c\u0103 tu ui\u021bi cine te-a f\u0103cut om mare!
\n– Aa, nuu! Nu uuit! Gata, aam grij\u0103\u0103! P\u0103\u0103i, n-aam eu grij\u0103\u0103? Cee alt\u0103\u0103 grij\u0103\u0103 aam? \u0218ii c\u00e2\u00e2nd vreei s\u0103\u0103 see rezoolve?
\n– Ieri, Klaus! Ieri!
\n– Aaoleeu! A\u0219aa reepeedee? Ardee?
\n– Nu arde! Dar o s\u0103 ard\u0103 \u0219i \u0219tii c\u0103 nimeni nu te arde cum te ard eu! Nu m\u0103 face s\u0103 te mai sun o dat\u0103!
\n– Das ist Klaar, mein schatz!… Daa` staai pu\u021bin! Tuuu nu maai ee\u0219ti… Aadic\u0103 n-o s\u0103\u0103 maai fii… cancelaarul Germaaniei!
\n– Adic\u0103 te bucuri, Klaus?! Asta vrei s\u0103 spui?!…
\n– Nein! Nein! Daa` daac\u0103 pleeci, io cui r\u0103m\u00e2\u00e2n? Cui am s\u0103\u0103 r\u0103\u0103m\u00e2\u00e2n?… Cine m\u0103\u0103 va supoortaa… aadic\u0103 sprijinii…?
\n– Nu pl\u00e2nge! Tu f\u0103 ce \u021bi-am zis \u0219i o s\u0103-\u021bi fie bine \u0219i cu \u0103la de-o veni dup\u0103 mine!…. Adic\u0103 \u0103la de-o s\u0103 fie noul cancelar!
\n– Ja, ja, ja! Was ist los, was ist das?… Einz, zwei, polizei….
\n– Klaus! E\u0219ti bine?
\n– Ja, ja, das is gut!… Sehr gut! \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103… daa, sunt biine!
\n– Atunci, auf wiedersehen!
\n– Auf… Noo! Ce faac io acumaa, Maariciicoo?
\n– Ap\u0103i, io v-a\u0219 spune, domnu`, da` iar o s\u00e2 z\u00e2ci\u021bi c\u00e2 v-a\u021b` loat dup\u0103 mini \u0219i-a\u021b` gre\u0219it-o!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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