M\u0103, io a\u0219 zice c\u0103 jeo sui Macron! Pentru c\u0103, de ce? Pentru c\u0103ci dup\u0103 ce am v\u0103zut ce-a p\u0103\u021bit\u0103r\u0103 musiu prezidant al Franciei, m-am sim\u021bit oleac\u0103 solid… solidar cu mnealui… C\u0103ci a\u0219a-s io, altruistic, c\u00e2nd vine vorba de pre\u0219edin\u021bi \u0219i al\u021bi din\u021bi de-\u0103\u0219tea… Io m-am pus \u00een pelea lui de Macron \u0219i me-am dat seama c\u0103 nu e ru\u0219ine s\u0103 ceri. Ru\u0219ine e s\u0103 nu prime\u0219ti. \u0218i musiu \u0219i-a cerut-o! C\u0103ci, de asemenea, cartea sf\u00e2nt\u0103 ne \u00eenva\u021b\u0103: cere \u0219i \u021bi se va da. \u0218i i s-a dat! Dupe aceea, ca bun cre\u0219tin catolic, musiu trebuia s\u0103 \u00eentoarc\u0103 \u0219i obrazul cel\u0103lalt, ca s\u0103 dea el \u00eensu\u021bi… \u00eensumi… \u00een\u0219i\u0219i… ptiu! c\u0103 nu-mi iese niciodat\u0103 din prima!… el \u00eensu\u0219i egzemplu de atitudine cre\u0219tineasc\u0103. Acuma, nu \u0219tiu ce-o hi fost \u00een mintea lui acolo, la fa\u021ba locului, da` totu\u0219i n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 fiu \u00een pelea lui c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eentors acas\u0103 la nevast\u0103-sa. Da` cu oleac\u0103 de fantezie a\u0219 putea cuteza s\u0103 am curajul s\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103znesc s\u0103-mi imaginez…
\n– Emanuele, cheschispas, m\u0103?
\n– Escuze-moa, ma \u0219eri! Set un acsidant!
\n– Ce acsidant, m\u0103? Ce acsidant? C\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nd m-ai luat p\u0103 mine, tot acsidant ai zis c\u0103 a fost! Vezi? Cum te las oleac\u0103 seul, ne\u00eenso\u021bit, cum s\u0103 ia lumea de tine!
\n– Ui, ma cheri! Tu a rezon!…
\n– P\u0103i am rezon, m\u0103, Emanulele, mam\u0103! Ecuteaz\u0103-m\u0103 p\u0103 mine, c\u0103 sunt o infam\u0103… une femme b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i te \u0219tiu de c\u00e2nd erai mic! Nu te mai duce f\u0103r\u0103 mine la nicio \u00eent\u00e2lnire! M\u0103car dac\u0103 eram \u0219i io acolo te \u021bineam, de m\u00e2n\u0103 ca pe un garson ce e\u0219ti \u0219i poate de ru\u0219inea mea nu te lua \u0103la la palme. Zicea c\u0103 e\u0219ti cu m\u0103-ta mare \u0219i… na! Sc\u0103pai!…
\n– Ui, ma \u0219eri! Me tu n-ai vrut s\u0103 mergi!…
\n– P\u0103i, am vrut, da` n-am putut, mon petit garson! M\u0103m\u0103i\u021ba ta avea ni\u0219te bufeuri groaznice de nu-mi mai vedeam nici ridurile \u00een oglind\u0103!… Da` las\u0103, c\u0103 la semain pro\u0219en, nu te mai las\u0103 m\u0103m\u0103i\u021ba ta singurel \u00een fa\u021ba la to\u021bi p\u0103lmuitorii!… Me, je iun curiozite! \u021ai-a pl\u0103cut? M\u0103car a\u0219a oleac\u0103?… A fost mai bine dec\u00e2t \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 m\u0103m\u0103i\u021ba ta \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 pe ceilal\u021bi obr\u0103jori?… Ia spune-i tu lu` m\u0103m\u0103i\u021ba ta!
\n– Me nooo!
\n– Me uiii!
\n– Me nooo!
\n– Me uii! Hai, c\u0103 mie po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui! Sil vu ple musiu!
\n– Eeee, iun peo! Peot etr\u0103!…
\n– Ahaaa! Carevas\u0103zic\u0103, \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut! Pervers mic ce e\u0219ti! De-aia nu m-ai luat cu tine! Ai vrut tot pleziru` numa` pentru tine! Biiiineee! Care \u021bi-o mai face foa gra vreodat\u0103 \u0219i bor\u0219 de corcodu\u0219e!… Da` nuuu! C\u0103 io-s proast\u0103! ,,Las\u0103-l pe b\u0103iat s\u0103 se descurce singur! S\u0103-l vad\u0103 lumea, s\u0103-l \u0219tie de pre\u0219edinte!\u201d \u0218i el?! Se destr\u0103b\u0103leaz\u0103! Face baie de mul\u021bime!… Oh, mon dieu! Care n-am avut fortun\u0103 pe lume! \u0218i mi-a zis gran-mer: ,,Nu-l loa, fat\u0103 p-\u0103sta! C\u0103-i t\u00e2n\u0103r \u0219i n-are minte!\u201d Da` io nuuu! ,,Las\u0103, gran-mer, c\u0103-l educ io, c\u0103-s profesoar\u0103, fac io pre\u0219edinte din el!\u201d \u0218i am f\u0103cut! Te-am f\u0103cut mare, m\u0103! Te-am f\u0103cut Macron, c\u0103 erai un micron vai de capu` t\u0103u! \u0218i ce primesc?!.. Rien! Da` s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 rien ne va plus \u0219i c\u0103 jeo regret tout, nu cum zice Edith Pilaf… Piaf aia, da?!…
\n– Escuze-moa ma \u0219eri! Tu e bulverse! Set iun ereor de ma parti…
\n– Ereor? Ereor??… Emanuele, tu m\u0103 bagi \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt, m\u0103! Asta vrei! Nu-\u021bi pas\u0103 de b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bile mele, c\u0103 te calc, te sp\u0103l, \u00ee\u021bi dau s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci ca o mam\u0103 iubitoare ce-\u021bi sunt..
\n– Me noo! Tu e ma fam! Jeo tem bocu!…
\n– Io m\u0103 tem c\u0103 nu!
\n– Me uii, mon lapin blan\u0219!… Vule-vu cu\u0219e avec moa, se soar?
\n– Oh, biensiur, mon bebe! Abia a\u0219tept s\u0103-\u021bi dau p\u0103lmu\u021be peste fundule\u021bu` t\u0103u obraznic de pre\u0219edinte…
\n– Me nooo!
\n– Me uiii!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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