{"id":20956,"date":"2023-04-30T13:25:28","date_gmt":"2023-04-30T10:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20956"},"modified":"2023-04-30T13:25:28","modified_gmt":"2023-04-30T10:25:28","slug":"brigada-diverse-doare-caine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20956","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (D)oare, c(\u00e2)ine(!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21-22 aprilie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n        Multi, nu poli. Amorezarea asta&#8230;. Hai c\u0103 subiectul este de natur\u0103 actual\u0103, femei c\u0103rora nu le mai ajunge satisfac\u021bia&#8230;. Dar cum \u00eencepe, tipa probabil, este de r\u00e2sul scriiturii: ,,Pentru articolul \u0103sta&#8230;\u201d. Clar avem \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 o traducere, nume ca acestea nu prea sunt \u00een patria noastr\u0103 c\u0103reia \u00eei ,,vener\u0103m\u201d esen\u021ba dac\u0103: Isabeau \u0219i Miriam. Dou\u0103 para\u0219ute, ajunse \u00een con\u0219tiin\u021ba proprie linse pe bot de Rai, dup\u0103 ce, \u00eens\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103 se dedea una la cealalt\u0103 iremediabil, au atins at\u00e2tea falusuri \u00een orgiile prin care s-au petrecut. Declara\u021bie pe r\u0103spunderea d\u00e2nselor (c\u0103 prea mi-a pl\u0103cut cum un fost coleg al lui Viorel Savin \u00eei atr\u0103sese aten\u021bia \u00eentr-o cronic\u0103 la Impostorul &#8211; a\u0219 fi curios s\u0103-l r\u0103sfoiesc &#8211; pentru prea multele d\u00e2nsul \u0219i d\u00e2nsa). \u00cen fine, fetele sunt la capitolul acestui nou hobby, nu al rela\u021biei permanente, ci cu cine s-o nimeri. Un fel de ,,Adio, dar r\u0103m\u00e2n cu tine.\u201d. Arz-o-ar focul de p\u00e2rdalnic\u0103 amoare! Sunt la a doua contrazicere a chestiunilor opritoare \u00een copil\u0103rie \u0219i adolescen\u021b\u0103 &#8211; fiindc\u0103 ambele nu trece de 28 -, c\u0103 le fu familia homofob\u0103 \u0219i au trebuit s\u0103 se dezve\u021be inclusiv de reprimarea sexualit\u0103\u021bii. Ba, cele de atunci nu \u00eempiedic\u0103 pe nimeni s\u0103 aib\u0103 alte orient\u0103ri mai t\u00e2rziu.<br \/>\n         O potriveal\u0103 de minune, \u00een sine tot un fel de explicarea \u0219i acceptarea, \u00een orb, p\u0103catelor, s\u0103 fie unele l\u00e2ng\u0103 altele. Conform acestuia, Sodoma \u0219i Gomora au sf\u00e2r\u0219it nu de m\u00e2nia dumnezeiasc\u0103, ci \u00een urma unui cutremur \u0219i de spumele pe care un a\u0219a-zis depozit de bitum le-a f\u0103cut prin falia creat\u0103 de ruptura seismului. Chipurile \u0219i-un meteorit ar fi fost la momentul \u0219i \u00een locul potrivite. Explozie deasupra, r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021be sc\u00e2nteietoare, incendiatoare. Adic\u0103 toate cele numai de ei f\u0103cute ar fi continuat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een zilele noastre nestingherite. Nu c\u0103 n-ar fi r\u0103mas semin\u021be de nenaturale\u021be ne\u00eencol\u021bite. Ba chiar d\u0103dur\u0103-n p\u00e2rgul cel mare.<br \/>\n         La previous-ul articolului cu sodomi\u021bi, vede-se cum c\u0103 stric\u0103ciunea lumii este la mare cinste \u0219i de c\u00e2nd lui Adam i s-a f\u0103cut de frunz\u0103 verde. Un Ibrahim, Nebunul, putu \u021bine 280 de muieri \u00een harem. Ceea ce i-a adus pierzania.<br \/>\n        Multe nu \u0219tie omul. Precum eu cu cuiul lui&#8230; nea dacul Sarmisegetuzei. Fier alfa. Dar aflai acu. A! \u0218i s\u0103 nu comitem gre\u0219eala capital\u0103 a singularit\u0103\u021bii. Noi un cui, al\u021bii un st\u00e2lp prin Delhi \u0219i mongolii un disc.<br \/>\n        Tocmai constatam c\u0103 ,,iuiuiu\u201d \u0219i ,,are cinste&#8230;?\u201d au mai r\u0103rit frecven\u021ba \u0219i euforia ante, intra \u0219i post pandemice. Ca s\u0103 aflu cum unii de pe globul acesta, pu\u0219i pe m\u0103riti\u0219 \u0219i \u00eensur\u0103toare, s-au g\u00e2ndit, pu\u0219i de cale de un medium, s\u0103 cear\u0103 invita\u021biile s\u0103 fie p\u0103rta\u0219i la cheltuieli. Adic\u0103 cei 60.000 de dolari. Cam 1.500 de c\u0103ciul\u0103. O nimica toat\u0103 \u00een considera\u021bia miresei. \u00ce\u0219i \u00eenchipuie \u0219i cel mai t\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103u ce efect a avut cererea, care viza p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, \u00een visele ei, o exuberant\u0103 petrecere \u00een stilul opulent al Kardashiancelor. O zi, se confeseaz\u0103, \u0103i apoi s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 la&#8230;. \u0218i nu s-a mai&#8230;. A renun\u021bat la \u00eensur\u0103toare, cum \u0219i ceilal\u021bi la a o mai avea prieten\u0103.<br \/>\n         Uite c\u0103-l ratez, de\u0219i mi se sugereaz\u0103 c\u0103 n-ar trebui. Nu \u0219tiu ce film cu Portman, pe nu \u0219tiu ce Netflix.<br \/>\n         Habar n-am la ce le trebuie chinezilor, ca \u0219i omenirii, un ,,soare artificial\u201d, unde s\u0103-l pun\u0103, cum s\u0103-l controleze \u0219i de ce.<br \/>\n        Unul mai mic a fost realizat acum ani de zile, 70, de-un rom\u00e2n. O pil\u0103 dup\u0103 unii, condensator dup\u0103 el. O baterie totu\u0219i, una de-un volt care \u00eenc\u0103 se \u00eencarc\u0103 din nimic, care ar sfida legile termodinamicii dup\u0103 cum declar\u0103 contraria\u021bi speciali\u0219tii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21-22 aprilie 2023 Multi, nu poli. Amorezarea asta&#8230;. Hai c\u0103 subiectul este de natur\u0103 actual\u0103, femei c\u0103rora nu le mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20956"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20956"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20957,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20956\/revisions\/20957"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}