{"id":20936,"date":"2023-04-27T16:21:30","date_gmt":"2023-04-27T13:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20936"},"modified":"2023-04-27T16:21:30","modified_gmt":"2023-04-27T13:21:30","slug":"brigada-diverse-nu-stere-e-poara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20936","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; N(u), (S)tere, (e) (p)oar\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15, 17 aprilie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n         Rom\u00e2nul, r\u00e2mnicean, nu mai are urechi s\u0103 aud\u0103, ochi s\u0103 vad\u0103, nas s\u0103 miroas\u0103, picioare s\u0103 mearg\u0103, gur\u0103 s\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 protesteze c\u0103-i toarn\u0103 \u00een urechi tembelii g\u00e2j\u00e2it feroce de motociclete la orice or\u0103 din zi \u0219i din noapte, c\u0103 automobilele nervoase te scot din pepeni, ba te mai bag\u0103 \u0219i-n garduri de spaim\u0103, de loc pu\u021bin c\u00e2t a r\u0103mas ca s\u0103 treci cumva din punctul x spre y; s\u0103 vad\u0103 c\u0103 a cam r\u0103mas singurul specimen alb, pieton, civilizat, proprietar, muncitor; s\u0103 nu mai miroas\u0103 a bine oriunde ar \u00eencerca s\u0103 ajung\u0103; s\u0103 se simt\u0103 om, biped, nu animal r\u0103stignit pe scaunul barului unde au ajuns to\u021bi ceilal\u021bi s\u0103-\u0219i petreac\u0103 via\u021ba sau nesim\u021bit tol\u0103nit pe scaunul \u0219oferului. Rom\u00e2nul, r\u00e2mniceanul, nu mai are minte s\u0103 judece. C\u0103 tot din jurul s\u0103u a luat-o razna.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Are rom\u00e2nul, om mondial, a\u0219a grij\u0103 de nu o au al\u021bii. Trai \u00eendestulat personal&#8230;. Are omul mondial o a\u0219a preocupare de a g\u0103si \u00een univers via\u021b\u0103, de\u0219i \u0219tie bine considerentul s\u0103u egoist \u0219i distructiv la adresa alor s\u0103i. S\u0103 te duci pe lunile lui Jupiter ca s\u0103 ce, s\u0103 le faci netrai \u0103lor g\u00e2ng\u0103nii de pe-acolo? Nu-\u021bi mai ajunge Luna, Marte? Sau toate teoriile pe baza c\u0103rora au p\u0103pat oamenii de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103, debordan\u021bi \u0219i cu viziuni fantastice mai ceva ca-n basmele populare, au dat gre\u0219 \u0219i-o dreg acum cu \u00eenc\u0103 o bazaconie? Opt ani de c\u0103l\u0103torie \u0219i apoi \u00eenc\u0103 vreo opt de cercet\u0103ri e\u0219uate? Pentru?<br \/>\n        Ce \u0219i-a f\u0103cut Pastram\u0103 la p\u0103r? Asta au remarcat ziari\u0219tii? Dar la botul ei s-a uitat cineva, a v\u0103zut c\u0103 arat\u0103 ca o vac\u0103 de-aia dup\u0103 ce linge sare, de-i cad buzele?<br \/>\n        Ap\u0103 pe Lun\u0103. \u0218i-o poz\u0103 cu un l\u0103cu\u0219or prepus calculatore\u0219te peste c\u00e2teva forme anoste de relief selenar. Apoi cristale de sticl\u0103 de impact ascunse de ru\u0219i, chinezi, titlu ,,ap\u0103 din abunden\u021b\u0103\u201d, o m\u0103sur\u0103 din care abia realizezi o pic\u0103tur\u0103 dintr-o ton\u0103 de asemenea cristale&#8230;. Baliverne, s\u0103-\u0219i mai scoat\u0103 salariul pe \u00eenc\u0103 un deceniu, ba s\u0103 mai cear\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103riri savan\u021bii, bonifica\u021bii \u0219i numele depus l\u00e2ng\u0103 al lui Copernic&#8230;.<br \/>\n         De la \u00eenchiderea \u0219colilor nipone la problema spinoas\u0103 a natalit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i a depopul\u0103rii zonelor rurale. \u0218i ce-ai s\u0103 faci, \u00eei pui for\u021bat s\u0103 procreeze, \u00eei duci for\u021bat la dracu-n praznic \u00een s\u0103lb\u0103ticie? C\u0103 450 de \u0219coli anual spun la revedere cl\u0103dire? Nu suntem con\u0219tien\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul clasic va disp\u0103rea, c\u0103 lec\u021biile vor fi doar ni\u0219te videouri calate pe exerci\u021bii specifice, c\u0103 examinarea se va \u021bine \u00een fa\u021ba unui calculator de acas\u0103?<br \/>\n        Madam Haro, de ce n-ai zis din 2000 c\u0103 Iisus \u0103l nou s-a n\u0103scut? Poate reu\u0219eam s\u0103-l canaliz\u0103m spre maniera de trai a celui dinainte. Acum, la 23 de ani, este t\u00e2rziu. Are mutr\u0103 de hipstera\u0219, l-a dat r\u0103ilor pe Dumnezeu de nenum\u0103rate ori, are ma\u0219in\u0103, case, afaceri&#8230;. Crezi c-a sc\u0103pat de educa\u021bia capitalist\u0103 a lumii noastre?<br \/>\n         Potriveal\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 invi\u021bi, s\u0103 accepte o stare\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 participe la o discu\u021bie ce are ca antet de emisiune ,,Re\u021beaua de idoli\u201d, c\u00e2nd ortodoxia repugn\u0103 de la Iisus \u00eencoace facerea de chip cioplit.<br \/>\n        A pierdut destule cum deopotriv\u0103 n-a pierdut nimic. Eu zic s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 \u00een pe\u0219tera unde a stat 500 de zile, dinainte s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 pandemia \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eel apuce nevricalele pe Zelenski. E mai bine \u00een ea. Nu boli, nu r\u0103zboaie, nu&#8230;.<br \/>\n        N-au r\u0103pit-o extratere\u0219trii, ci golanii de militari ce-\u0219i executau ordinele la Dulce, baza din New Mexico. Sigur. Unul dintre ei a l\u0103sat-o gravid\u0103 \u00een 1987 \u0219i ca s\u0103 scape s-a dat drept nep\u0103m\u00e2ntean. La a\u0219a fapt\u0103, a\u0219a scornire.<br \/>\n        C\u0103ci numai oamenii b\u0103rba\u021bi se pot \u00eencumeta la \u00eemb\u00e2rlig\u0103ri diverse cu femei. Extrateranii nu s-ar \u00eencurca. Unul, cu putere de decizie, a l\u0103sat vreo trei angajate, tocmai \u00een sistemul serviciilor medicale, grele. \u0218i numai una a avut curajul nu s\u0103 \u00eel bage la r\u0103coare, ci s\u0103-l determine s\u0103 recunoasc\u0103 paternitatea \u00een justi\u021bie. Ve\u0219nicul orgoliu matern feminin. P\u0103gubos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15, 17 aprilie 2023 Rom\u00e2nul, r\u00e2mnicean, nu mai are urechi s\u0103 aud\u0103, ochi s\u0103 vad\u0103, nas s\u0103 miroas\u0103, picioare s\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20936"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20936"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20936\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20937,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20936\/revisions\/20937"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}