– Bun\u0103 ziua copii!
\n– Hai, sal, profu`! Nu te a\u0219teptam acum! H\u0103! H\u0103!
\n– Copii, eu sunt profesorul vostru de istorie, dac\u0103 mai \u021bine\u021bi minte! Am avut ore s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103… ok?…
\n– Aaaa, da! Io-mi aduc amintea de pe urm\u0103 c\u0103 te-am v\u0103zut \u0219i mi-ai pl\u0103cut… ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne de f\u0103cut?
\n– Asta e bine! E foarte bine, chiar, c\u0103 m\u0103car unul dintre boi… pardon! unul dintre voi \u00ee\u0219i aduce aminte de mine!… Buuun! Azi vom vorbi despre Imperiul Roman…
\n– Care Roman? \u0102la care s-a cuplat cu Chifiriuca?
\n– Nu, idi… Nu, stimate elev! Imperiul Roman… \u00cemp\u0103ratul Traian… v\u0103 sun\u0103 cunoscut?
\n– H\u0103! h\u0103! Eroare de gre\u0219eal\u0103, profu`! Traian a fost pre\u0219edinte, da?! \u0218i pe \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103teasa lui o chema Elena, da?!… Nu prea te-ai preg\u0103tit azi!…
\n– S\u0103 trecem la subiect!… Imperiul Roman a fost cel mai mare imperiu al antichit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i a fost condus de mai mul\u021bi \u00eemp\u0103ra\u021bi. O alt\u0103 institu\u021bie era Senatul, care putea aproba sau respinge hot\u0103r\u00e2rea \u00cemp\u0103ratului… Printre \u00eemp\u0103ra\u021bii romani au fost \u0219i uniii mai ciuda\u021bi care au ajuns celebri din cauza exceselor, ca de exemplu Caligula. El \u0219i-a f\u0103cut calul senator, ca semn de protest…
\n– Profu`!… Profu`!… Stai oleac\u0103! Mai respir\u0103… Deci, io \u00een\u021beleg c\u0103 tocmai ai zis c\u0103 unu`, Clavicula \u0219i-a f\u0103cut calu` senator?…
\n– Caligula!… Da, a fost un \u00eemp\u0103rat excentric…
\n– M\u0103 rog, cum zici tu, profu`!… Deci io \u00een\u021beleg de-aicea c\u0103 de-atunci e obiceiul \u0103sta ca toate animalele s\u0103 ajung\u0103 senatori, nu?! Romanii \u0103ia sunt vinova\u021bi c\u0103 avem acuma \u0103sta… ecose… ecosistemul \u0103sta politic?
\n– Nu, t\u00e2mp… Nu, stimate elev! N-are nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103 una cu alta! S\u0103 continu\u0103m! \u00cen dorin\u021ba de extindere a Imperiului Roman, acesta a ajuns la grani\u021bele \u021binuturilor locuite de daci. \u00cemp\u0103ratul Traian a dus dou\u0103 r\u0103zboaie cu dacii reu\u0219ind, \u00een cele din urm\u0103 s\u0103-i cucereasc\u0103…
\n– Ups! Profu`, da` cum i-a cucerit? Cu vr\u0103jeala lui sau cu freza lui ultima fi\u021b\u0103? H\u0103! H\u0103!
\n– Ar fi fost bine, idi… stimate elev! Dar i-a cucerit \u00een lupte grele, r\u0103zboaie s\u00e2ngeroase! Dacii, condu\u0219i de Decebal au opus o rezisten\u021b\u0103 eroic\u0103, dar au fost \u00eenvin\u0219i! Apoi s-a format poporul rom\u00e2n!…
\n– Profu`!… Profu`! Da`… adic\u0103 Traian l-a ars pe Decebal \u0219i au format un popor?… Uuuu! Kinky r\u0103u de tot era \u0219i p\u0103 vremurile alea!…
\nClopo\u021belul sun\u0103, anun\u021b\u00e2nd salvatoarea pauz\u0103… Urma\u0219ii lui Traian \u0219i Decebal se n\u0103pustesc pe por\u021bile Cet\u0103\u021bii C\u0103r\u021bilor, cu strig\u0103te de lupt\u0103 cucerind, r\u00e2nd pe r\u00e2nd Cet\u0103\u021bile Norocului…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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