{"id":20911,"date":"2023-04-23T22:04:45","date_gmt":"2023-04-23T19:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20911"},"modified":"2023-04-23T22:04:45","modified_gmt":"2023-04-23T19:04:45","slug":"brigada-diverse-vrea-sam-uncie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20911","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Vre(a) S(a)m unci(e)!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>15 aprilie 2023<br \/>\n                                    Vre(a) S(a)m unci(e)!<br \/>\n                                      (Vrem s\u0103 muncim!)    <\/p>\n<p>         C\u0103 reptilienii, extraterani, le-ar fi str\u0103mo\u0219ii africanilor, ar fi explicat mai bine predilec\u021bia acestora pentru via\u021ba dus\u0103 \u00een voia sor\u021bii. Numai animalele n-au puterea de a \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba \u0219i nici chef s\u0103 aib\u0103 alte preocup\u0103ri \u00een afara unei rapide nevoi de hran\u0103 \u0219i vreun cotlon unde s\u0103 doarm\u0103. Se putea astfel desprinde teoria de na\u0219tere a rasei albe din cea neagr\u0103 \u0219i ar fi fost mai degrab\u0103 plauzibil\u0103 suspiciunea c\u0103 ne-am asem\u0103na, m\u0103car, cu al\u021bi extratere\u0219tri. P\u00e2n\u0103 la confirm\u0103rile ulterioare existen\u021bei noastre, s\u0103 d\u0103m calificativul nebun \u0219amanului hazardat \u00een lumea pieilor cu solzi.<br \/>\n         Bun. Cuie-n palme \u0219i-n picioare. Nimic de zis, crunt \u0219i inuman, p\u00e2n\u0103 la moarte. O inven\u021bie omeneasc\u0103 demn\u0103 de tot dispre\u021bul. Ce zice\u021bi, domnule doctor american, despre chestia practicat\u0103 pe la 1200-1300 &#8211; nu-mi mai sunt clari anii -, \u00een care ,,vinovatul\u201d era \u00eentins \u00een toate direc\u021biile, i se scoteau ma\u021bele s\u0103 at\u00e2rne \u0219i apoi era plimbat prin v\u0103zul omenirii? E mai prejos elucubranta execu\u021bie? T\u0103ierea de cap, sp\u00e2nzurarea? Arderea pe rug?<br \/>\n          Nu doar americanii s\u0103 practice sexul cu poli\u021biste. Na c\u0103 \u0219i rom\u00e2nul \u0219tie a se ,,amoreza\u201d cu \u00eencep\u0103toare dup\u0103 modelul arghezian ,,el major \u0219i ea minor\u0103\u201d. ,,\u2019Tan majorul\u201d \u00eei servea meniul genital la botul calului ,,minorei\u201d de 28 de ani. \u00cen ma\u0219in\u0103, \u00een fa\u021ba sec\u021biei de poli\u021bie la care-\u0219i f\u0103ceau veacul.<br \/>\n         Doamna ce afirm\u0103 c\u0103 vina ,,curajului\u201d vecin cu tupeul al genera\u021biilor \u0219colare actuale are r\u0103d\u0103cini \u00een fr\u00e2ul str\u00e2ns educa\u021bional al p\u0103rin\u021bilor se g\u0103se\u0219te \u00eentr-o grav\u0103 eroare. Am un copil, mare acum, ce \u0219i-a pus \u00eentrebarea \u00eenainte, de ce s\u0103 i se spun\u0103 cum \u0219i ce s\u0103 fac\u0103, bine, \u0219i a reu\u0219it s\u0103 treac\u0103 peste ideea de constr\u00e2ngere \u00een favoarea lui ,,altfel se ajunge la anarhie\u201d. Nu discut\u0103m libertatea indivizilor, posibilit\u0103\u021bile nelimitate, lipsa grani\u021belor, ci or\u00e2nduiala defectuoas\u0103 \u0219i imprevizibil\u0103 ,,stabilit\u0103\u201d de mi\u0219c\u0103rile aleatorii p\u00e2n\u0103 la a produce team\u0103 \u0219i insecuritate. Eu pun e\u0219ecul pe seama acestei sc\u0103p\u0103ri de sub control, pe aceast\u0103 evadare de la regulile de convie\u021buire tot mai accentuat\u0103, pe axarea pe individ \u0219i nu pe comunitate, pe dezinteresul alocat tuturor celorlal\u021bi care nu sunt ,,eu\u201d \u0219i nu pe m\u00e2na forte prezumat\u0103 care, v\u0103 spun sincer, la genera\u021bia noastr\u0103 nu a mai existat. Vre\u021bi s\u0103 num\u0103r c\u00e2te deficien\u021be a avut tot leatul \u0219i cum unii nici \u00een ziua de azi nu au g\u0103sit echilibrul p\u0103rin\u021bilor no\u0219tri? Mai bine de jum\u0103tate dintre noi&#8230;. \u0218i suntem vreo c\u00e2\u021biva.<br \/>\n          Ba-l contrazic pe acela ce, ajuns ,,belgian\u201d, crede c\u0103 n\u0103v\u0103lirea peste o popula\u021bie ,,primitoare\u201d, prin \u00eeng\u0103duire tacit\u0103 &#8211; am constatat, privind \u00een Bruxelles casele de pe strada ce se derula perpendicular pe planul hotelului Thon, c\u0103 niciun ochi neao\u0219 nu s-a ar\u0103tat dup\u0103 perdele, m\u0103car a\u0219a, c\u00e2t s\u0103 se \u00eencrunte c\u0103 le-a fost invadat habitatul natal -, produce un drept teritorial \u0219i implicit social. Vorbind despre cealalt\u0103 afirma\u021bie, cum c\u0103 am avea \u00een Adn dorin\u021ba de a tr\u0103i bine, i-o tr\u00e2ntesc verde \u00een fa\u021b\u0103: nea cl\u0103ca\u0219ule, nea iobagule, nea \u021b\u0103rane, nea slug\u0103, nea comunistule, m\u00e2ncai fasole f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 cr\u00e2cne\u0219ti, de-\u021bi d\u0103dea cineva carne \u00eei cereai lapte sau urd\u0103. S\u0103-\u021bi fi \u00eempins la mas\u0103 co\u0219ul cu p\u00e2ine, cereai m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103. De-\u021bi d\u0103dea pantofi s\u0103 te \u00eencal\u021bi, \u00eei l\u0103sai pentru opinci \u0219i gumari. Sau pentru piciorul gol. C\u00e2t despre ,,Vrem s\u0103 muncim!\u201d, confunzi, m\u0103i&#8230;, vrei doar bani \u0219i nimic altceva, vrei boierie f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 faci nimic. Acum. Mai ieri nici nu \u0219tiai ce este aia. \u0218i s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 nimeni nu d\u0103 drept de na\u021biune unei popula\u021bii autoexportate de 1 rom\u00e2n la 25 de belgieni.<br \/>\n           Rom\u00e2nii nu-\u0219i mai g\u0103sesc locul, iar pe cel pe care-l ocup\u0103 \u00eel consider\u0103 al lor de c\u00e2nd lumea. Cercet\u0103torii universului nu-\u0219i mai sus\u021bin teoriile. Nu planetele cu procent suficient al condi\u021biilor propice trebuie c\u0103utate, ap\u0103, clim\u0103, temperatur\u0103, nu ele ,,ascund\u201d civiliza\u021biile presupuse, ci acelea unde chimia poate derula procese, \u00een orice condi\u021bii. Uite-a\u0219a-\u0219i mai f\u0103cur\u0103 de ,,lucru\u201d vreo mie de ani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 aprilie 2023 Vre(a) S(a)m unci(e)! (Vrem s\u0103 muncim!) C\u0103 reptilienii, extraterani, le-ar fi str\u0103mo\u0219ii africanilor, ar fi explicat mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20911"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20912,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20911\/revisions\/20912"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}