{"id":20906,"date":"2023-04-22T21:52:48","date_gmt":"2023-04-22T18:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20906"},"modified":"2023-04-22T21:52:48","modified_gmt":"2023-04-22T18:52:48","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amidina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20906","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amidin\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Tot serioas\u0103 sper s\u0103 fie \u0219i cererea lui Sinbad, noul proprietar al imobilului lui Cataram\u0103, de a pune \u021bigl\u0103 metalic\u0103 peste tabla lis\u0103 existent\u0103. De\u0219i \u00een ultima vreme, la cine ne-a mai dus ca s\u0103 vedem lucr\u0103ri, a pus pe al\u021bii.<br \/>\n        De-a\u021bi \u0219ti de c\u00e2nd mi-am notat ,,Povestea cu mamica de pe Zorilor\u201d&#8230;. Fiindc\u0103 \u0219i vizavi de Cataram\u0103 s-a legat o lucrare bucluca\u0219\u0103. Una dintre cele cu pozi\u021bii imposibile \u0219i chinul de pe lume. Vremuri de automobilism al lui tata cu Oltcitul. La \u00eenceputuri. La aproximativ 55 de ani de \u00eencep\u0103tor, dar preg\u0103tit s\u0103 ia \u0219osele precum tembelii (nu i se adreseaz\u0103) de azi \u00een tromb\u0103, cu viraje neconforme cu soiul nostru mo\u0219tenit de la mama de vertija\u021bi din dou\u0103 suceli. G\u00e2ndi\u021bi-v\u0103 numai cum unii se d\u0103deau \u00een tiribombe f\u0103r\u0103 pic de spaim\u0103, iar noi abia dac\u0103 am avut curaj s\u0103 ne urc\u0103m de doar 2-3 ori \u00een una dintre cele pitice prin parcul municipal. O singur\u0103 dat\u0103 am \u00eencercat \u00een Dr\u0103gaic\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 rotesc cu una mare. Vai mie! Prilejul lucr\u0103rii la casa cu \u021bigl\u0103 \u00eenalt\u0103 de nu se mai termina \u00een sus a fost, la finalul ei, ultimul \u00een care curiozitatea m-a m\u00e2nat s\u0103 \u00eencerc a m\u0103 a\u0219eza la volanul unei ma\u0219ini cu fapta de a o porni \u0219i a m\u0103 deplasa c\u00e2\u021biva metri. Senza\u021bia? Ca \u0219i cum a\u0219 fi fost \u00eentr-un vehicul <strong>amfibiu<\/strong> dup\u0103 ce \u00eencerci a <strong>ameriza<\/strong> pe mare f\u0103r\u0103 succes \u0219i te scufunzi \u00eencetul cu \u00eencetul. Eu \u0219i ma\u0219ina nu aveam nimic \u00een comun, eram dou\u0103 entit\u0103\u021bi a c\u0103ror ligamentare nu avea s\u0103 se realizeze niciodat\u0103. Ea se <strong>ambreie<\/strong> precum calul cabrat, eu am spus ,,Stop engine\u201d \u0219i ne-am luat la revedere. Deci nu se poate! Am cobor\u00e2t nu resemnat, ci con\u0219tient c\u0103 nu are sens s\u0103-mi fac vreo speran\u021b\u0103. Voi r\u0103m\u00e2ne toat\u0103 via\u021ba pieton (Ha, ha, ha! Pietone r\u00e2mniceanul!)<br \/>\n         \u00cen alte privin\u021be m\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nez \u00eenc\u0103 s\u0103-mi ameliorez defectele fizice \u0219i mentale. C\u00e2t s\u0103 nu mi se \u00een\u0219urubeze \u00een minte definitiv ideea c\u0103 nu sunt bun de nimic. A\u0219a \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103car c\u00e2teva dintre mijloacele prin care <strong>amarezi<\/strong> la \u021b\u0103rmul reu\u0219itei variabile s\u0103-\u021bi sus\u021bin\u0103 logica continu\u0103rii vie\u021bii \u00een ritm aksak (repet: \u0219chiop).<br \/>\n         La lucru. Desprinderea sc\u0103rilor de pe portbagajul de inox trepidant \u00een mi\u0219care sub greutatea celor depuse peste el, strecurarea printre plantele crescute de la natur\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een spatele cur\u021bii, desc\u0103rcarea mai \u00eent\u00e2i a tronsoanelor \u0219i burlanelor definitiv asamblate \u0219i transportarea manual\u0103 c\u0103tre acela\u0219i loc, deschidere de portbagaj care, apropo, nu prea mai st\u0103 \u0219i necesit\u0103 un b\u0103\u021b ca s\u0103 nu p\u0103\u021bim ca-n alte d\u0103\u021bi s\u0103 ne pice \u00een cap sau s\u0103 ne \u00eenfigem cu ,,cornul\u201d \u00een col\u021burile lui, scoaterea col\u021burilor la fel, lipite de acas\u0103, \u00een condi\u021bii mult mai bune dec\u00e2t pe teren, golirea spa\u021biului de depozitare al Oltcitului de toate cele necesare: g\u0103leat\u0103 cu scule, butelie, drujb\u0103, accesorii \u0219i haine de schimb. O cas\u0103 de proprietar cu chiria\u0219i. O familie mai tineric\u0103 \u00een partea de la strad\u0103, o&#8230; ,,mamic\u0103\u201d \u00een tot spa\u021biul de la jum\u0103tate \u00eenspre dosul cur\u021bii.<br \/>\n        ,,Asta este&#8230;\u201d, \u00eei strecor lui Cristi ,,\u0219op\u00e2rla\u201d pe \u0219estache. Eu \u0219tiam povestea istorisit\u0103 de cei trei protagoni\u0219ti, doi dintre ei ni\u0219te ,,draci\u201d de copchii atunci, totu\u0219i holtei b\u0103tr\u00e2ni pe la treizeci de ani, dar cu mintea de paisprezece de le-a dat prin cap s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce-au f\u0103cut, al treilea cu vreo patru ani mai mare, dar f\u0103r\u0103 minte \u0219i el de a acceptat s\u0103 vad\u0103 cu ochii lui aventura, ne\u00eencredin\u021b\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103 m\u0103car unul dintre ei fabula deseori, ca s\u0103 n-o spun p-aia dreapt\u0103, c\u0103 min\u021bea de \u00eenghe\u021bau apele. Chestii perverse \u0219i scabroase. Hai c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia n-aveau nimic \u00een cap, da&#8217; a ,,b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103\u201d, dam\u0103 de prin preajma lui 45, cum naiba le-a f\u0103cut jocul?<br \/>\n        Nu dau nume, vor lectura c\u00e2ndva \u0219i vor \u0219ti c\u0103 lor le-am adresat r\u00e2ndurile anterioare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tot serioas\u0103 sper s\u0103 fie \u0219i cererea lui Sinbad, noul proprietar al imobilului lui Cataram\u0103, de a pune \u021bigl\u0103 metalic\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20906"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20907,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20906\/revisions\/20907"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}