– S\u0103rut-m\u00e2na, doamn\u0103! M-am \u00eentors…
\n– Bun\u0103 ziua, domnu`! Iar a\u021bi venit? He! He!
\n– Da, doamn\u0103, iar! Am adus \u0219i h\u00e2rtia aia!
\n– P\u0103i, foarte bine c-a\u021bi adus-o! Trebuia s-o ave\u021bi de la-nceput!
\n– N-am \u0219tiut c\u0103-mi trebuie, doamn\u0103! C\u0103, dac\u0103 \u0219tiam…
\n– Mdaa! Un moment, a\u0219tepta\u021bi!… M\u0103i, \u021bi-am zis s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai suni c\u00e2nd sunt la servici!… Am treab\u0103 acuma \u0219i nu pot… Ceee?! Du-te, tu! Nu creeed, fat\u0103!… C\u00e2nd? Ieri?… A\u0219a-i trebuie lu` panarama aia! C\u0103, ce fi\u021be \u0219i figuri avea… Stai, c\u0103 am pe unu` la ghi\u0219eu!… Nu, nu, r\u0103m\u00e2i \u00een telefon, c\u0103-l expediez imediat!… Da\u021bi-mi h\u00e2rtia aia, odat\u0103, domnu`!…
\n– Pofti\u021bi! Are \u0219tampila, semn\u0103tura…
\n– Pfff! Domnule, dar nu la mine trebuie s\u0103 veni\u021bi cu asta!… M\u0103i, Elena! Ce dracu`, m\u0103?! Declara\u021biile de impunere nu erau la tine, ultima oar\u0103?
\n– Nu, fat\u0103! La tine!
\n– Hai, m\u0103, d\u0103-o dracu`! V\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi de glume? Io sunt cu D212 cu asigurarea… cu astea! \u0218efuuu`!… \u0218efuu`!.. Io cu ce sunt azi?… Sta\u021bi pu\u021bin, domnu`, c\u0103 ne l\u0103murim acu`!… Fat\u0103! Nu, f\u0103, n-am uitat de tine! Te sun io mai t\u00e2rziu, c\u0103 am ni\u0219te probleme!… Hai, pa!
\n\u0218i planturoasa doamn\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i pune \u00een mi\u0219care anatomia mult prea obi\u0219nuit\u0103 cu scaunul ergonomic. Dup\u0103 20 de minute revine, mai agitat\u0103!
\n– Mdaa! C\u0103 a\u0219a-i la noi! Unii munce\u0219te \u0219i al\u021bii st\u0103 pe fesbucuri! D\u0103-o, dom`le, \u00eencoa`!
\n– V-am dat-o o dat\u0103, doamn\u0103! Alta nu mai am!
\n– Haide\u021bi, nu ridica\u021bi \u0219i dvs tonul la mine, da? C\u0103 nu-s pl\u0103tit\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 cert cu to\u021bi… M\u0103 rog!
\n– Nu cu to\u021bi, doamn\u0103! Doar cu mine! Numa` io sunt, singur \u00eempotriva tuturor g\u0103urilor…
\n– Domnule, cum \u00ee\u021bi permi\u021bi?! Ai grij\u0103 cum vorbe\u0219ti, c\u0103 te dau afar\u0103 imediat!
\n– G\u0103urilor din geamurile astea de le zice ghi\u0219ee! Singur \u00eempotriva armatei \u0103steia de femei obosite, plictisite, sictirite… Ce alt\u0103 treab\u0103 ave\u021bi, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 primi\u021bi o h\u00e2rtie, dup\u0103 ce m-a\u021bi plimbat pe drum \u0219i de la una la alta ca pe un gigolo, o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103?
\n– Domnule, dumneata crezi c\u0103 noi st\u0103m degeaba?
\n– Da, asta cred! \u0218i v\u0103d!
\n– Haide\u021bi… l\u0103sa\u021bi! Da\u021bi h\u00e2rtia aia \u00eencoace!
\nH\u00e2rtia ajunge sub ochelarii planturoasei nr. 4, care, cu un ochi la ea, cu cel\u0103lalt la monitor \u0219i cu ambele m\u00e2ini pe tastatur\u0103, transcrie datele de pe h\u00e2rtie \u00een calculator.
\nDup\u0103 \u0219apte minute:
\n– Gata, domnu`! A\u021bi v\u0103zut c\u0103 n-a durat mult?
\n– Deci, acum \u00eemi vira\u021bi banii \u00een cont?
\n– Ce bani? Care cont?… Aaaa, nuuu! Nu facem noi a\u0219a ceva! V\u0103 trebuie un opeu!
\n– P\u0103i, e doar un transfer dintr-un cont \u00een alt cont! Tot al meu!
\n– N-auzi\u021bi c\u0103 nu facem noi a\u0219a ceva? Merge\u021bi peste drum, l\u00e2ng\u0103 farmacie \u0219i acolo cere\u021bi la fetele un opeu \u00een alb… Sau vi-l completeaz\u0103 ele, c\u0103 \u0219tie… a mai f\u0103cut!
\n– Cum adic\u0103? Sta\u021bi, c\u0103 nu pricep!… Adic\u0103, voi, ditamai Fiscu`, organu` statului, m\u0103 trimite\u021bi la un particular s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 transfer bancar? Ce dracu` de politic\u0103 mai e \u0219i asta? B\u0103, voi sunte\u021bi s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i la cap?
\n– Dom`le, asta e procedura! Nu-\u021bi convine, d\u0103-ne \u00een judecat\u0103 \u0219i schimb\u0103 sistemu`!
\nDomnu` se duce peste drum, fetele \u0219tiau ce-au de f\u0103cut, \u00eei completeaz\u0103 ,,opeul\u201d, dup\u0103 care domnu` se-ntoarce la ghi\u0219eu, doamna semneaz\u0103 \u0219i tasteaz\u0103 iar ceva \u00een calculator…
\n– Gata! A\u021bi sc\u0103pat!
\n– Deci, azi intr\u0103 banii?
\n– Aaa, p\u0103i, nu azi!
\n– Da` c\u00e2nd?
\n– Ce e azi? Luni… M\u00e2ine nu, c\u0103 nu lucreaz\u0103 banca c\u0103 e s\u0103rb\u0103toare… miercuri… \u0219ti\u021bi cum e… cred c\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare! Luni!
\nPeste ghi\u0219eele cu doamne cu fe\u021bele luminate de ecranele telefoanelor se las\u0103 o lini\u0219te \u00eemb\u00e2csit\u0103. Doar \u00eentr-un col\u021b, un router wi-fi zace f\u0103r\u0103 link, \u0219i probabil n-a cunoscut niciodat\u0103 starea asta, \u00eens\u0103 a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u0219i el s\u0103-\u0219i g\u0103seasc\u0103 rostul \u00een era digitaliz\u0103rii aparatului bugetar…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– S\u0103rut-m\u00e2na, doamn\u0103! M-am \u00eentors… – Bun\u0103 ziua, domnu`! Iar a\u021bi venit? He! He! – Da, doamn\u0103, iar! Am adus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20885"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20885"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20885\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20887,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20885\/revisions\/20887"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}