{"id":20879,"date":"2023-04-18T21:57:50","date_gmt":"2023-04-18T18:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20879"},"modified":"2023-04-18T21:57:50","modified_gmt":"2023-04-18T18:57:50","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ambarda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20879","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ambard\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Pai\u0219pe ori patru, cincizeci \u0219i \u0219ase.<br \/>\n       Statistic at\u00e2t mai am din listoiul de vorbe de-a r\u00e2ndul luate. Case&#8230; cu ghiotura. Colonel, maior sau c\u0103pitan, clientul la care am ajuns cump\u0103rase imobil vechi de nou. \u0218i se \u0219tiu problemele. Spoiala dat\u0103 pe pere\u021bi se co\u0219cove\u0219te, tabla f\u0103\u021buit\u0103 este de fapt ciuruit\u0103 de rugin\u0103 pe la \u00eencheieturi, acolo unde cedeaz\u0103 prima dat\u0103, jgheaburile curg pe la \u00eenn\u0103dituri, dac\u0103 nu cumva sunt sit\u0103 peste tot \u0219i doar p\u0103m\u00e2ntul aluvionar \u0219i frunzetul le mai c\u00e2rpesc c\u00e2t s\u0103 dea fostului proprietar speran\u021ba c\u0103 nu vor picura p\u00e2n\u0103 la vreo dou\u0103-trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni dup\u0103 v\u00e2nzare. Apoi Dumnezeu cu mila. Pentru cel actual. De\u0219i cam \u0219tie ce a luat, \u00ee\u0219i pune m\u00e2inile \u00een cap c\u00e2nd adun\u0103 toate repara\u021biile, reconstruc\u021biile. A\u0219a \u0219i&#8230; Cataram\u0103 (lapsusul afurisit, de-mi trecea prin cap paftaua lui tata de la cureaua cu care m-a mai \u00eencins&#8230;). <strong>Altern\u0103<\/strong> lucr\u0103rile de zid\u0103rie, de t\u00e2mpl\u0103rie pe la u\u0219i \u0219i geamuri \u0219i cele de iau apa cu m\u00e2na \u0219i o \u00eendreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre gurile de scurgere sau gr\u0103dini\u021ba de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103. \u00cenalt\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 ,,floarea\u201d cea m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de lemn, pl\u0103cut\u0103 ochiului \u0219i util\u0103 tinichigiului, sprijin sc\u0103rii la urcu\u0219ul pe acoperi\u0219. Ne mul\u021bumir\u0103m cu niscai jgheaburi \u0219i burlane, incomode, dup\u0103 planul constructorilor de secol 20, instal\u00e2nd sc\u0103rii o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 cuprind\u0103, \u00een orice pozi\u021bie trei capete sculptate de grind\u0103, o pazie sub \u0219or\u021b de nevoie, fiindc\u0103 \u00een alte cazuri, acolo unde nu se ,,<strong>al\u0103mise<\/strong>\u201d \u0219i era nevoie de cositorire, instalam momentan o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, prinz\u00e2nd-o \u00een cuie. Montare \u0219i demontare pentru fiecare \u00eembinare. Av\u00e2nd la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 dispozitivul, nu mai era nevoie de artificiul consumator de timp, mi\u0219c\u0103ri \u0219i efort inutile, ridicam \u0219i coboram tronsonul culisabil dup\u0103 voie, p\u00e2n\u0103 la limita permis\u0103. Cel mai greu a fost la marchiz\u0103, ridicat\u0103 cu mai bine de 1 m de la strea\u0219ina celorlalte p\u0103r\u021bi de acoperi\u0219. Cum 1,71 variabil al familiei nu permitea ridicarea carablelor &#8211; m\u00e2ini \u00een toat\u0103 regula &#8211; mai sus de 2,20 (n-am crescut \u00eentre timp), ca s\u0103 \u00eenaint\u0103m lungirea sc\u0103rii p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenc\u0103 un metru \u0219i zece, am recurs la tehnica circarilor de a se coco\u021ba. Cel mai sprinten &#8211; sau oricare dintre mine, Cristi \u0219i Nae (dac\u0103 nu era ocupat cu \u021big\u0103rica) &#8211; lua la escaladat primele dou\u0103 trepte \u00een timp ce doi dintre noi, \u021bineau de scara principal\u0103, \u0219i ridica pe cea secundar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la nivelul maxim. Dac\u0103 nu putea desprinde din chingile de fier &#8211; dou\u0103 ,,zeduri\u201d prinse cu \u0219uruburi \u00een dreptul primei trepte de lan\u021bii verticali &#8211; cu o singur\u0103 m\u00e2n\u0103, unul trebuia s\u0103-i sprijine spatele ca s\u0103 nu cad\u0103 pe spate. ,,\u021aii, b\u0103?\u201d, se auzea din gura cuprins\u0103 de spasme din cauza fricii \u0219i durerii ce se instala de greutatea desprinderii. ,,Da\u2019 ce, m\u0103, <strong>ame\u021bi\u0219i<\/strong>?\u201d, pornea n\u0103valnic de la cei de jos, ,,Nu mai ai vlag\u0103 \u00een tine?\u201d. Ace\u0219tia fiind termeni ,,<strong>amicali<\/strong>\u201d de povestit acum. Atunci s\u0103 te fi \u021binut de invective \u0219i injurii. Dup\u0103 ce sc\u0103pai de neputin\u021ba v\u0103dit\u0103 a <strong>amimiei<\/strong> de c\u00e2teva secunde, mi \u021bi-i luai la rost cum \u00ee\u021bi mai (re)venea la gur\u0103. Cu lipsuri, cu \u00eenlocuiri deloc voite de litere, cu poticniri \u0219i expector\u0103ri de mucus (cauzat \u0219i de <strong>ambrele<\/strong> ce \u021bi se furi\u0219au prin nas la deschiderea u\u0219ii; locuitorii dinainte ,,parfumaser\u0103\u201d interiorul cu t\u0103m\u00e2ie). \u0218i c\u00e2nd se mai \u00eenfigea vreunul la o contr\u0103, \u00eel luam la rost pe tata: ,,Vezi, dac\u0103 nu-l <strong>altoi\u0219i<\/strong> la timp, acum face pe \u0219mecherul!\u201d. Disputele nu conteneau ulterior, acuzele&#8230;. Se domoleau \u00eentr-un t\u00e2rziu nu prea \u00eendep\u0103rtat, ademenind sup\u0103ratul cu un ,,Hai \u0219i \u021bine&#8230;\u201d, ,,Adu-mi letconul&#8230;\u201d \u0219i cele necesare. Ne-ar fi convenit s\u0103 lucr\u0103m pe tiparul nostru la saceaguri, ne-a \u00eempiedicat br\u00e2ul ce cobora \u0219i el \u0219aptezeci de centimetri de la grinzi \u0219i se \u021b\u00e2mboia cam zece centimetri \u00een afar\u0103. Un metru de burlan \u00eentreg, \u0219tu\u021b \u0219i un element sus, un singur element jos, cu dimensiuni mai mari, cam nou\u0103 centimetri, toate lipite. Lucrare serioas\u0103, de jur-\u00eemprejurul casei.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pai\u0219pe ori patru, cincizeci \u0219i \u0219ase. Statistic at\u00e2t mai am din listoiul de vorbe de-a r\u00e2ndul luate. Case&#8230; cu ghiotura.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20880,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20879\/revisions\/20880"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}