{"id":20871,"date":"2023-04-16T17:23:18","date_gmt":"2023-04-16T14:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20871"},"modified":"2023-04-15T17:27:29","modified_gmt":"2023-04-15T14:27:29","slug":"caruta-cu-virgule-in-vizita-in-egipt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20871","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule – \u00cen vizit\u0103 \u00een Egipt"},"content":{"rendered":"

Acest text e un pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare!<\/em><\/p>\n

– Moaaam\u0103, ce… din astea au \u0103\u0219tia aicieaa! Mein herr, noi de ce n-avem a\u0219a ceva \u00een \u021bar\u0103 la noi?
\n– Mein schatz, aastea se numesc piraamiide! Noi n-avem, pentru c\u0103 n-am avut de\u0219eert. Abia acum am \u00eencepuut proceesul de de\u0219ertificare a \u021b\u0103rii! Paas cu paas!…
\n– Eee, da! A\u0219a e\u0219ti tu! Pas cu pas! De ce nu po\u021bi s\u0103 mergi \u0219i tu mai repede?… Ia uite ce pisic\u0103 mareee! Pisi, pisi!…
\n– Drag\u0103, aia nu e pisiic\u0103! E Sfiinx, un leu cu caap de om!
\n– Bine c\u0103 e\u0219ti tu de\u0219tept! E pisic\u0103, da? Nu m\u0103 mai contrazice tot timpul! E o pisic\u0103 din rasa aia Sfinx, da` cu cap de om! A\u0219a, ca tine, schatzy! Pisi meu!…
\n– Drag\u0103, ne vede lumea! Las\u0103 astea pentru acas\u0103!…
\n– Mmbiine, mot\u0103nel!… \u0218tii ce idee mi-a venit acuma?
\n– Te rog, nu vreau s\u0103 \u0219tiu! Hai s\u0103 z\u00e2mbim la reporteri, da?…
\n– Bine, da` io tot \u00ee\u021bi spun ce idee mi-a venit! M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam s\u0103-i spui lui C\u00ee\u021bu s\u0103 dea o ordonan\u021b\u0103 de-aia de guvern s\u0103 se fac\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 \u021bara c\u00e2te un Sfinx cu chipul t\u0103u!… N-ar fi minunat? O s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i \u00een istorie, mot\u0103nel!… Ce zici? Ce zici?…
\n– Mmmmai vedeem!
\n– Ce bine! Ce bine!…. Vaaai! Ia uite, drag\u0103, \u0219i \u0103\u0219tia au moa\u0219te!
\n– Nuu sunt moa\u0219te, draag\u0103! See numeesc mumii! Sunt ale faaraaonilor care au f\u0103cut piraamideele…
\n– Uaaau! Ce tare! Uite!… Uite! Asta seam\u0103n\u0103 pu\u021bin cu tine! Haha! Am glumit, mot\u0103nel! Tu ar\u0103\u021bi mai bine ca ea!… Ha, ha, ha!… \u0218i… \u0219i… adic\u0103, dac\u0103 o s\u0103 faci \u0219i tu o piramid\u0103, o s\u0103 ajungi mumie?…
\n– Nuu, draag\u0103! La nooi, popoorul nu are obiceeiul \u0103sta!
\n– Ce p\u0103caat! Ce popor \u00eenapoiat! Cum l-ai ales, m\u0103i, mot\u0103nel?…
\n– Ei m-au aales pe mine, nuu maai \u0219tii? De doou\u0103 oori!
\n– Eeee, nu mai \u0219tiu! Parc\u0103 a\u0219 fi de-o via\u021b\u0103 o prim\u0103 doamn\u0103 pre\u0219edinte! Parc\u0103 m-am n\u0103scut a\u0219a!… Auzi? Da` ce-o mai fi \u00een \u021bara aia de unde am plecat? Cum se numea oare?… Rom\u00e2nia! A\u0219a!… Parc\u0103 era o problem\u0103 cu guvernarea, cu ni\u0219te viru\u0219i… Ce mai \u0219tii?
\n– Mdaaa… sunt informaat c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 scurt\u0103\u0103m vacan\u021ba \u0219i s\u0103 ne \u00eentoaarcem \u00een \u021baar\u0103! \u0102ia nu sunt \u00een staare de nimiic f\u0103r\u0103 mine! Eu trebuie s\u0103 le rezolv pe toate, \u00een pereoada aasta!…
\n– Da` de ce?! Cum adic\u0103 s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem mai devreme? P\u0103i, am pl\u0103tit trei zile, nu? Cine ne d\u0103 banii \u00eenapoi? Nu, nu, nu! Io nu m\u0103-ntorc dec\u00e2t la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul sejurului!…
\n– Draag\u0103… e o probleem\u0103 de siguran\u021b\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103!
\n– Niciun ,,drag\u0103\u201d! Nicio ,,na\u021bional\u0103\u201d, da? Ce siguran\u021b\u0103 am eu c\u0103 ne mai \u00eentoarcem vreodat\u0103 aici? \u0218i gratis, pe deasupra?!
\n– Mein schatz, \u00ee\u021bi promit c\u0103 dup\u0103 ce n-o s\u0103 mai fiu faraon… \u0103\u0103\u0103, pre\u0219edinte, o s\u0103 venim aici de c\u00e2te ori vrei tu! Dar acum, chiar trebuie s\u0103 ne-ntoarcem!
\n– Ooo, zeul meu Ra! Soarele meu! Sfinxul meu! Ce s-ar face poporul \u0103la f\u0103r\u0103 tine?… Promiii\u021bi? Da` nu a\u0219a cum ai promis la popor, da? Vreau s\u0103 te \u021bii \u0219i de cuv\u00e2nt!
\n– Promit, promit!
\n– Da` promi\u021bi c\u0103-i faci pisicu\u021bei tale o piramid\u0103 de-asta? Te rooog!
\n– Drag\u0103, avem deja \u0219ase case! De ce ne-ar mai trebui \u0219i-o piramid\u0103?
\n– Mmmm, zg\u00e2rcitule! R\u0103ule! Nu vrei s\u0103 se bucure \u0219i pisicu\u021ba ta de a\u0219a ceva! S\u0103 moar\u0103 toate colegele de cancelarie de necaz!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Acest text e un pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare! – Moaaam\u0103, ce… din astea au \u0103\u0219tia aicieaa! Mein herr,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20871"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20871"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20872,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20871\/revisions\/20872"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}