{"id":20869,"date":"2023-04-16T17:21:14","date_gmt":"2023-04-16T14:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20869"},"modified":"2023-04-15T17:27:17","modified_gmt":"2023-04-15T14:27:17","slug":"brigada-diverse-sulf-pe-pui-a-pus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20869","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; S(u)lf (p)e (p)ui (a) (p)us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>7 aprilie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n       Nu \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i de ce. P\u0103i venusienii vrur\u0103 s\u0103 ascund\u0103 de pr\u0103p\u0103di\u021bii de oameni elementele inexplicabile \u0219i radia\u021biile ciudate. De parc\u0103 de asta \u00eei ardea lui Decebal, lui Traian, lui \u0218tefan cel Mare \u0219i Mihai Viteazul. Ba pe Cuza-l durea-n oca!<br \/>\n       C\u00e2nd ai nedumeriri privitoare la chestiuni&#8230;. Margine de univers. Bun. \u0218i dincolo?<br \/>\n       De ce nu poate fi c\u0103ruciorul \u0219i mijloc de transport ca oricare altul? Ce, doar handicapa\u021bii motorii s\u0103-l foloseasc\u0103? C\u0103 oamenii v\u0103d pe cel din el astfel, e alt\u0103 treab\u0103, c\u0103 se mai vait\u0103 ni\u021bel \u0219i ocupantul&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Asta da noutate! A nu se \u0219tie c\u00e2ta, chiar \u0219i-n fabula\u021biile celor ce se av\u00e2nt\u0103 s\u0103 publice sub numele ,,Secretele lui Lovendal\u201d. E clar c\u0103 o acumulare de energie de genul g\u0103urii negre a copt universul.<br \/>\n       Mul\u021bume\u0219ti, frate, femeia \u0219i cu bani, dar tot&#8230; o \u00eempline\u0219te. Germanul de-i fu so\u021b ar\u0103ta ca tataia, plin de lovele, cotat sus tare. Afganul cu b\u0103rbu\u021b\u0103, urm\u0103torul&#8230;, viril&#8230;.<br \/>\n         \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i Elisabeth Taylor era extraterestr\u0103, cu un dram de iris violet, se potrive\u0219te profilului pacientului cu o declara\u021bie&#8230; banal\u0103. Cic\u0103 mul\u021bi semeni de-ai lui sunt printre noi. \u0218i ce, a gre\u0219it cumva? El p\u0103m\u00e2ntean, ai lui p\u0103m\u00e2nteni.<br \/>\n        A\u021bi belit p\u0103durile, a\u021bi speriat \u0219i pe naiba, nu numai ursul, cu motocicletele voastre. \u0102ia cu drujbele, voi cu p\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2itorile voastre. Care mai de care mai cu mo\u021b, auzi la ei, enduro&#8230;. \u0218i noi c\u00e2t mai trebuie s\u0103 suport\u0103m?<br \/>\n       C\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 tot automobilul \u00een fa\u021ba dr\u0103ciilor de trotinete, cum a \u00eenvins maneaua, hora \u0219i s\u00e2rba \u00een fa\u021ba celorlalte genuri muzicale. Dar francezii sunt mai suci\u021bi ca rom\u00e2nii. S\u0103tui de ,,L\u201d-urile aruncate pe oriunde, de ,,vioiciunea\u201d cu care se strecoar\u0103 pe trotuare, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ele, au votat scoaterea lor din peisajul circula\u021biei rutiere.<br \/>\n        Doar \u00een caz, Adriane? Severine, limba rom\u00e2n\u0103 e scoas\u0103 de mult din uzul etniilor noastre din Ucraina. Vreo doi mai citi\u021bi, mai mira\u021bi c\u0103 provin dintr-o alt\u0103 na\u021bie dec\u00e2t cea trecut\u0103 pe buletin \u0219i-au pus probleme maternit\u0103\u021bii, \u00een rest \u00ee\u0219i v\u0103d de ale lor. C\u0103 va c\u00e2\u0219tiga Ucraina, c\u0103 Rusia, noi tot de un perete ne vom lovi, de acela\u0219i neam scobor\u00e2t din Mongolii, r\u0103u, furios \u0219i ne\u00eenduplecat. De aceea am ajuns la concluzia c\u0103 nu ne-am schimbat \u00eenc\u0103 de la facerea lumii, indiferent ce sau cine a declan\u0219at-o. Prost ni-i neamul rom\u00e2nesc, a\u0219a a fost dintotdeauna.<br \/>\n        De ne-ar fi fost aminte, am fi turnat demult o \u0219osea care s\u0103 scoat\u0103 din ora\u0219 camioanele sau n-am fi g\u00e2ndit locativ at\u00e2t de \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dit\u0103 zona din capul Centrului, a limitei cartierului zona Pod \u0219i etc. Ca ni s-a \u00eemplinit un vis \u0219i o cerere&#8230;. E semn c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 ne mai b\u00e2ntuie neputin\u021ba.<br \/>\n        Ei, ce era s\u0103 fie! Se h\u0103h\u0103ia la telefon Iisus ca s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 selfie. \u0218i to\u021bi discipolii ar fi \u00eentins la maximum buzele \u0219i si-ar fi ar\u0103tat dantura ,,impecabil\u0103\u201d. Aiurea, lips\u0103 de preocupare, blasfemie pur\u0103 la adresa unui crez generalizat de milenii. Nu-l v\u0103d \u00eens\u0103 pe Iuda z\u00e2mbind m\u00e2nze\u0219te pe la spatele mentorului.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 dai la 16 ani sau 17 ani carnet, s\u0103 te a\u0219tep\u021bi c\u0103 mintea adolescentului fuge la cum s\u0103 fure un automobil sau s\u0103 bage vitez\u0103 ca-n filme. Nu-i explici \u0219i consecin\u021bele, c\u0103 vine poli\u021bia pe urmele-i \u0219i \u00eei curm\u0103 via\u021ba c\u00e2t ai zice&#8230; poc.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd n-avea lumea telefoane mobile, abia putea scoate dou\u0103 vorbe. C\u00e2nd n-avea lumea smartphone-uri, abia citea o carte dup\u0103 o zi obositoare de munc\u0103 fizic\u0103. C\u00e2nd n-avea omul nici de unele, se ducea la nunt\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eemb\u0103ta muci. Femei \u0219i b\u0103rba\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7 aprilie 2023 Nu \u0219ti\u021bi \u0219i de ce. 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