{"id":20825,"date":"2023-04-09T20:08:21","date_gmt":"2023-04-09T17:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20825"},"modified":"2023-04-09T20:08:21","modified_gmt":"2023-04-09T17:08:21","slug":"spatii-culturale-nr-87-14-ramnic-mon-mour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20825","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 87 (14) – R\u00e2mnic, mon mour!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Balad\u0103 (sub)urban\u0103<\/em><\/p>\n

Doamne, \u021b\u0103\u021bicile noastre, toate scriitoare, (ne)cuget\u0103toare, jurnaliste, ciripitoare, ciugulitoare de cuvinte scrise de al\u021bii
\ns-au dezurbanizat, mahalaua le-a ie\u0219it din pori \u0219i st\u0103 undeva, \u00eentre creier \u0219i m\u00e2n\u0103, dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi niciodat\u0103 pe deplin conectate
\n\u021b\u0103\u021bicile noastre sunt grase, slabe, cu negi, f\u0103r\u0103 negi, vulgare, proaste, de\u0219tepte (r\u0103s-trezite, adic\u0103), iubitoare de cruci mari, c\u0103 dracu-i b\u0103tr\u00e2n, dar \u0219i de fost partid unic, \u00eenc\u0103 se \u00eenchin\u0103 la el, \u00eel viseaz\u0103 \u0219i noroc cu scutecele pentru adul\u021bi, altfel le-ar curge extazul erotic \u00een v\u0103zul lumii, prin m\u0103rarul de pe picioare, p\u00e2n\u0103 la unghiile crescute \u00een carne, dar l\u0103cuite la salon
\n\u021b\u0103\u021bicile noastre \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nite \u00een rele au umerii c\u0103zu\u021bi, \u0219ubrezi\u021bi de greutatea treselor de la \u201eservicii\u201d crescute \u00een carne, dar spatele e d\u00e2rz, antrenat, tot r\u0103ul l-au f\u0103cut mereu anonim, fix acolo, pe la spatele altora, c\u0103 uneori nici nu \u0219tiai ce te-a lovit, \u00een vremea cealalt\u0103, vorb\u0103, ori copit\u0103, ori organ de lemn \u00een slujba turnat\u0103 a altor organe de lemn
\n\u021b\u0103\u021bicile noastre rujate, cu ciocule\u021bele lor de p\u0103s\u0103ri (au fost p\u0103s\u0103rici, dar le-a trecut) r\u0103pitoare, cu clonc\u0103nitul lor feroce, toac\u0103 tot, intr\u0103 \u00een carnea poemelor scrise de al\u021bii \u0219i nu se las\u0103, persevereaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 ce din\u021bii li se umplu de s\u00e2nge, apoi scriu \u0219i public\u0103 prostii pe fond nervos, c\u00e2rtesc, fac pr\u0103p\u0103d \u00een bugetul pentru cultur\u0103, oricum sub\u021bire de tot, \u0219i anemic, \u0219i trist
\nlocul lor de trecere de petrecere e rotund dreptunghiular p\u0103trat niciodat\u0103 sub form\u0103 de stea
\nse \u00eenghesuiesc acolo ca toate d\u0103r\u00e2matele, se sprijin\u0103 unele de altele s\u0103 nu se pr\u0103bu\u0219easc\u0103 de tot
\nuneori se prind \u00een hor\u0103 ca ielele, b\u0103tr\u00e2ne \u0219i totu\u0219i izvoditoare de bezn\u0103, fuioare toxice
\nle izbucnesc din fustele \u0219i e\u0219arfele cu cocost\u00e2rci, cormorani \u0219i flori carnivore,
\ndin pletele vopsite garnier\/ cromoplatin 5 ca pe vremea sinistrei \u0219i a sinistrului s\u0103u, mari iubitori, \u0219i ei,
\nde ro\u0219u fr\u0103\u021besc universal \u0219i comun (comunist)
\nla mijloc g\u0103se\u0219ti \u00eentotdeauna butoiul de os\u00e2nz\u0103 vorbitor de galez\u0103 \u0219i \u021bicnez\u0103,
\nmiroase pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el
\nca-n fosta fabric\u0103 din M\u0103r\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti, a clei de oase tratat chimic, a n\u0103past\u0103 scurs\u0103 prin jgheaburi, prin ferestrele niciodat\u0103 \u00eenchise, dar degeaba
\nd\u0103r\u00e2matele s-au obi\u0219nuit cu duhoarea, str\u00e2ng \u0219i mai tare r\u00e2ndurile p\u00e2n\u0103 ce ele devin paragrafe,
\npagini de c\u0103r\u021bi,
\nun sac de c\u0103r\u021bi \u00een limba de lemn a tractoristului demolator, care le-a fost \u0219i p\u0103stor, \u0219i motor, putreze\u0219te
\n\u00een spatele lor, necitit de nimeni (nici sacul, nici spatele)
\ndemolatorul centrului vechi e \u00eenc\u0103 iubit, orgasme nocturne diurne \u00eenc\u0103 mai tulbur\u0103 pacea str\u0103zilor moarte, a cl\u0103dirilor cu risc seismic, a apei pu\u021bine \u0219i tulburi cu sarea \u0219i gunoiul urban la suprafa\u021b\u0103, pe valuri meschine, \u00een cur\u00e2nd se vor face peti\u021bii la patriarhie pentru sanctificare, c\u0103ci mult le-a iubit, mult le-a aghesmuit, ba, zic unii, mult le-a mai \u0219i r\u0103stignit pe paturi tinere \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 fragede, nu ca acum \u021b\u0103\u021bicile au boala numit\u0103 patriotism local, m\u0103tur\u0103, m\u0103tur\u0103, m\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i bag\u0103 gunoiul c\u00e2nd sub covor, c\u00e2nd sub pat, dar mai ales sub lozinci, laudele dezm\u0103\u021bate sl\u0103vesc o capital\u0103 utopic\u0103 a culturii, un nimic existen\u021bial \u00eentr-o strategie a lingu\u0219irii mai-marilor bine pus\u0103 la punct
\n\u0219i t\u00e2rgul le prive\u0219te somnolent, \u021b\u0103\u021bicile astea \u00eel distreaz\u0103, le trece \u00een registrul cu idio\u021bi utili \u021b\u0103\u021bicile mor de pl\u0103cere \u0219i aplaud\u0103, voteaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd e ceva de votat, bag\u0103 \u00een corzi spiritul critic, dreptul la alt\u0103 opinie, bunul gust \u0219i talentul, fiindc\u0103 au voie, fiindc\u0103 pot, fiindc\u0103 a\u0219a-i (a)normal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Balad\u0103 (sub)urban\u0103 Doamne, \u021b\u0103\u021bicile noastre, toate scriitoare, (ne)cuget\u0103toare, jurnaliste, ciripitoare, ciugulitoare de cuvinte scrise de al\u021bii s-au dezurbanizat, mahalaua le-a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":18831,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,328],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20825"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20826,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20825\/revisions\/20826"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/18831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}